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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*stands over vanquished thread*so anyhow, I was bracing myself for annoying trick or treat kids, but then a fireman came to the door and just gave me a leaflet about fire safety. Is that supposed to scare me?
Trick or treat: annoying and stupid or REALLY annoying and stupid?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:05,
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yeahI just hope that round here isn't one of those places where the egg the house
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:16,
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we have massive locked gates, so would only be the little kids from the block(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:25,
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i;ve got jelly in my socks(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:50,
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Or put your windows through.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:32,
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Oi!I only use macs when teaching certain lessons (when the PC room is full)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:34,
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and tonight is the best night for it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:44,
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Surely you do some sort of LARPing on Halloween?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:45,
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used towe used to go on mass to any costume party which had prizes for best costumes, win the prize then sell it to buy more costumes.
One year a bunch of us got paid to go to a party in costume
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:47,
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Nice to see a nonce with defined Age boundaries.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:35,
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I am home from Poland. Unpacked. Sat on sofa with a beer. Peace and quiet until I pick my family up tomorrow (they've been in Edinburgh whilst I've been away).So; Indian, Thai, Chinese or kebab?
Trick or treat is annoying. I have disconnected our intercom for the evening.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 20:05,
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I do like African, but not tonight.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 20:23,
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Prossies from Kebab are notorious for being "badly packed."
Ladies of ill repute from the other countries you mention are fine, though, so I'm told.
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We had three lots, and I never heard them because they knocked on the door really quietly.Except for the last one, who tripped over the front step and twatted her head on the door.
We've still got half our sweets left. I might have to have a lollipop soon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 20:43,
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HahahaGlad I decided to have a peek over here :D xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:03,
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*squishy hugs* right back atcha x
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:10,
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yay! no one stopped hereturns out having a front door hidden from the road is a good thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:07,
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No one knocked on your door because they are all too scared of the witch who lives in your house.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:09,
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shit!does she live in the loft? I've only had a quick look in the loft
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:11,
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No. I disconnected the bell then beat the first strangely-dressed youngster that looked like approaching the door to death. Seems to have worked, though the sirens and black Marias make a hell of a noise. The parents say they won't speak to me again.
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Well, you shouldn't have killed your wee brother, then.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:08,
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Trick or treat is fine if you're a kid. I live in flats & the fuckers can't get near me.(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:53,
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I see the BBC is steering away from the Savile extravaganzaby showing Michael Palin in a village of naked Brazilians. Some great camera shots of naked teenage bottoms and prepubescent gash.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:53,
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You did well.Typing that was one hand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:55,
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You mean because the sixty odd year old Michael Palin was on telly?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:56,
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No, because you were wanking over the gash.Like a right little Savile.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:57,
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I think you'll find the old bloke is more my type.I'm like an anti-nonce.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:02,
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Which just goes to prove that I don't actually fancy EVERY old man.Just some of them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:07,
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EveningI am looking at mortgages. I bank with Santander so they're on the cards, and it turns out Tescos do mortgages too, which would be quite good for clubcard points.
Any other suggestions? Not you, B3th.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:02,
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I thought my suggestion was perfectly good.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:03,
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I'm no expert but I think places that offer 3% APRare better than places that offer 3000%APR.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:08,
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At the moment, financial plans and utility plans are all so differentthat comparing like for like becomes impossible. i guess you can narrow down the best of each type of deal, then it's a matter of personal preference.
i'd go with a repayment loan though, if you can afford it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:10,
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Well duhinterest only is a trap for people who can't do maths.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:12,
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Did you sell your place in the Midlands?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:12,
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West Brom?I heard he got four quid for it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:13,
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On the very eve of my move to The SmokeI have the money sitting in a 2% interest account at the moment, it shall be my deposit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:14,
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"Sergei is find very difficult to cope with new computermabob traffics.Stress is make his whiskers curl.
Please: for compare heroic meerkat, visit comparethemeerkat.com. For compare house buying loan, visit comparetheMARKET.com.
Simples!"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:07,
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They don't but they do "compare the market" for youI was shocked to discover.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:10,
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And pleasingly Santander do quite wellI can get cashback on my mortgage repayments if I go with them as I have a current account with them.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:12,
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Is that the 'Alan Partridge' special mortgage?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:14,
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If you likereference
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:15,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9S0EYS5EI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:27,
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cashback is too generic a term for anyone to get that Jeffexcept, you know, Colin Hunts.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:40,
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In my country we punch badgers on the Evening of the Dead.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:04,
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Amorous, Mighty and Grammarshould watch out then.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:13,
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Is that the follow up to Young, gifted and black?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:17,
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