i have missed this fake monty shit
but socks are very seldom funny. i did laugh at one where someone had asked about the most money you've ever carried, and a sock replied, "none whatsoever. ever." and had called itself "the queen". but that's IT.

alt: didn't see a single trick or treater. probably because i was working til past midnight, waaaah.

altalt: you're thinking of diarrhoea. which still smells and tastes infinitely superior to coffee. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I quite liked police dog, igor and bollocks parrot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

bollocks parrot was ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

seen as Frank has been proper B& I guess bollocks parrot is gone too :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Very saddening to hear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Police Dog and Shed are the best ones
Though I'm loving Paul Ross too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Shed = Paul Ross

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I'm giving this revelation 5 stars

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

for someone so small he has a big heart of comedy

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Who was the music based one that had his own blog?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

cave duck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

bella
comedy musical feminist gold
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

dozer?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Personality Horse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

oh yeah i forgot about gilgamesh and his parrot
metronews.ca/news/world/423238/foul-mouthed-parrot-seeks-new-home-in-uk/

real life bollocks parrot right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Igor is the best.
Police Dog a close second.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Swipey will you have my babies?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)