I've just had a hell hour.
I was down tidying the cellar for the delivery tomorrow, throwing barrels around like the burly man hunk that I am. Well, turns out the chains holding the gas canisters aren't mounted in the wall very well, and I knocked a gas canister over. It didn't burst (thankfully) but it has stripped all the gas piping off the wall. I'm now awaiting an emergency engineer. In the cold, as my pub slowly fills with invisible creeping death.
When was the last time some one else's shoddy work (or your own fat handed clumsiness, depending on how you look at it) almost killed you?

Tldr? I'm a clumsy twunt.

Alt: why do you stay here?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:27, 203 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

if you're cold you should get a fire going

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

*asplodes*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Carbon dioxide puts out fires
but going in the cellar may be bad for your health if it's leaking
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I'm very aware how dangerous it is.
I had a manager went down in to a cellar in an old place I worked, passed out within a few minutes. Lucky another fella went down soon after. We had to drag him out up the drop. Nasty stuff. Hospital and all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

why don't you just add the fizz with helium instead

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

World helium shortage eely,
We've all gotta do our bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Plus makes ordering drinks difficult if your voice has gone ultrasonic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Alt: In case a certain little pig goes by.
Oh me, oh my.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I thought Invisible Creeping Death's second album was the best.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Oops. Unlucky mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Yeah. still. at least it wasn't saturday morning.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I'll bet you wish
You had your own gas chamber like Windy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Mail orders Zyklon B

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Should I stay or should I go now?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Where should I move to, Winders?
It needs to be West London, really.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:38, Reply)

you know,
You can get from oxford to London in less than an hour now. Move here and enjoy our parks and meadows. Also, buy beer from me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Oxford's are crappy shoes though

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I can get to London in less than half an hour from Slough
I want to live in London and still get to my current job.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Current job?
So you’re a baker or an electrician then?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Slough is shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

It certainly is. But please fuck off until I have bought a place here and can't change my mind.
Then you can slag it off till your hearts content.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Hush now child
get all Curtis Mayfield and "Move on up"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Semen Patel just got mentioned on telly
Stay where?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Where?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

There on the stair

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

At the bottom?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Right there!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

With what type of shoes on?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I'l clog on and find out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Well, I declare

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:58, Reply)

There's a nice story from new york today.
The people who don't have power started having mass bbqs on the street to use up all the meat in their fridges/freezers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

MOAR power to the people I say

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

then when that runs out they'll move onto the weakest neighbours

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Plenty of rats to grill first.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Hang on just one goddam' minute here
You post about a story WITHOUT a link

I'm disappointed in you Chompy

*shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

BBC may be broken

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

THE FUCKING INTERNET MUST BE BROKEN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

like the mountain

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

how are they going to populate the most read chart without psychochomp :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Probably when I fell off mt bike in traffic
if the guy behind hadn't stopped he'd have run over my head.

Alt: in the hope it'll get better again when Monty dies his inevitable, drug induced death.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Mount Bike the hardest of all climbs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

shoulda been "my"
mountain bikes are for tossers, unless you are on a mountain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Goats are better for mountains

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

yup, it's always been my chosen mod3e of transport

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Hot air balloons are so yesterday

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

they are for gayers and Boyce

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

This is separate how?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

It's an new rockabilly band
Monty Boyce & The Gayers
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

You must have got into a few scrapes on your round the world trip too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

If you have 80 days to listen to the story

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

*sigh*
still failing to find any fun in this waekest of all memes.

Maybe I'll pretend to be Professor Elemental, that's bee cooler than being linked to a fictional character I once had the same moustache as. although I don't think Philias Fogg's facial hair was ever even mentioned.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

But the weakest memes are often the funniest.
And you don't get to choose your own - the internet decides.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

true enough. I guess I just never 'got' this one at all.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I have a moustache,
I wonder if I can have a meme too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:05, Reply)

It's all meme meme with you, isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Movember is here
www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1T4ADFA_enGB420GB421&biw=1366&bih=558&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=fYq-jtVxUdFGpM:&imgrefurl=http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/10/run-mo-farah-run/&docid=WFhTqKSIxCVqXM&imgurl=http://www.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Run-Mo-Farah-Run-From-Jimmy-Savile.jpg&w=700&h=491&ei=PHSSUNKbMefT0QXSyoHICw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1055&vpy=174&dur=2297&hovh=188&hovw=268&tx=190&ty=109&sig=112468380014485307068&page=2&tbnh=135&tbnw=212&start=18&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,i:185
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

well, that is a long link to something very shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

It's a long running joke
HAHAHHAHAHHAAAA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

officechortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)

*consults notes left by TH*
It says here that you are posting from the Middle Ages.
Is that your meme?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)

How did you fall off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Got his moustache caught in the chain.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

got to close to the curb and my pedal hit it.
I was stupid.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

stupid off my tits on Lithium
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

As the Whambulance came he then Flounced

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I was going to a penny farthing joke.
But I made a promise to a man who is now gone, to be a better, more likeable poster. So I won't.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Best poster EVAH
tennis girl scratching bum TRUFAX
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I have a cold.
And I'm hungry. I need sustenance.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Needy prick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

eat the snot.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

No.
It's snot very nice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Booger off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I just dun a pump lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Edgy

( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

*plugs in delay pedal*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

*balds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)

d g
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I cannot believe nobody else had done this
YOU'RE SLIPPING, PEOPLE.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

You'll lose your (Plim)sole for that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

SHOE PUN FILM SUBTHREAD GO!
one shoe over the cuckoos nest!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Snakes on a Trainer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Forrest Gumboot.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Nike of the Living Dead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Fuck

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

(Nike)Airwolf

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Rockport '77

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Trainers planes and automobiles

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Das Boot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Trainernator

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Sea of Sand(les)

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Lock Socks and 2 smoking barrels!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

(Size) Se7en

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Sneakers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Naked Gun 33 1/3, The Final Insole

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Indiana Jones and the Last (Jimmy) Choosade

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Platoon form
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Stand In Me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Hitch HIKERS guide to the galaxy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Dead Man Walking Shoes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Trading Laces

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Blade runner

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Trainer Day

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)

running man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

HEELRAISER
(starring Battered )
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

+ sleepless in Stilettos

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Throw momma from the Train(ER)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Sole Men

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

The Shoes Brothers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I know what you did last slipper.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

flip(per) flops

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

The Eyelet-alian Job

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Very good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

You're only supposed to lace the bloody shoes up!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Real Steel toe caps

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

If I could add TV shows
Doc Martin
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Do it,
I got away with a sock one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

The Empire Strikes Slingback.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

WIN

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Very good
*claps*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

"LOOK OUT, WEDGE!!!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

lols
Red shoes, standing by
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

"That's no moon-boot!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Jimi Hendrix Live At Birkenstock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Drugstore Cowboy Boots

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Brogue-ans Run

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Mementoe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

the sequel Camel Toe was way better

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I've seen it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Cut above the rest
so the review read
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)

"An epic ride - 5 stars"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

easy for deaf lip readers to understand

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)

"The astounding prequel to MooseHoof"
Paul Ross - The Star
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

The Day The Earth Stood On Stillettos

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Brogueback Mountain

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Crocs-odile Dundee

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

LoubouTintin

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Loafer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Kinky boots

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Rip Van Winklepicker

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Has no one done Police Academy 3: Back In Trainers yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

MAHONEY!!!!!
/ac
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

that's him!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

It's a Wonderful Loafer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Hear My Thong

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

? is a thong shoe related?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Let me see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

*bends over*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Aussie word for flip flops.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Well I never!
Thanks Chompy I have learnt something new
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I'm here to help.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1772576
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Yep now BBC is down he's looking up australian lingo
POPPET IF YOUR STILL HERE RUN FAST,RUN NOW
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Espadriller Killer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)

CONverse AIR

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Kappa Fear

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Star Trek III - The Sergio Tacchini For Spock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Managed to miss drilling a hole into a gas pipe by 2cm
Drilled a hole into a water pipe
Had garage roller door fall off mounts onto my head
Almost chopped in half by falling glass door from network cabinet

Basically it is a miracle that I'm not dead

Alt:
What else can I do?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Crikey.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Crumbs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Various electrocutions too
Including 240v to the neck once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

www.hurriyetdailynews.com/electric-shock-kills-23-in-saudi-arabia-wedding.aspx?pageID=238&nID=33680&NewsCatID=352
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Pussies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I liked the link to Trainers at the top

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)

*turns off adblock* Oh yeah

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)

don't mock me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Gosh DM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

*rubs head and pats back*
Only playing WP
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Alt: DYAAKY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I'm fucking trying!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

You are kinda rubbish at D(YAAK)IY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I can't even delete my account
*sobs*
*electrocutes self on keyboard*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

The layer of sperm from wanking is an insulating factor
Well so Kroney says
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Phew

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:22, Reply)

EWWWW
barnie, magroo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)

*grubs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

whistles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

afternoon!
Usually it's my own clumsiness which is my downfall. So, are you dead yet?

alt: because I love everyone here so much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

nah, sorted now.
Back in the pub. Still, can't open till we have a full gas safety survey. They will be here "within 3 hours"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

time for a party

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Oi Penelope Pitstop, am I invited

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

hell yeah
eveyone round to a gas filled Windy's*!

*this seems appropriate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Best location New York?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I wanna do a fart in it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

eh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)

No gas. No lager.
Beer and spirits only.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)

it'll be a gas!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)