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Let's go for a lunch thread. Mine is mushroom omelette and chips. And salad to make it healthy.Alt, internet dating, has anyone ever done this? I've got one next week, and am not sure of the protocol. Does it differ from any other blind date?
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I'm having a steak.Never done internet dating. One of the girls I work with swears by it, although I have not yet pointed out she is still not in a relationship.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:58,
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hopefully she takes them out afterwards. It's only polite.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:05,
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I thought this, But she's always on about wanting to wait.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:05,
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Would God not like it?I had one of those once. Terrifying.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:07,
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i dunno, I don't wanna have to fire her over her religious beliefs, so I don't ask.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:17,
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not sure if i will be having lunch Ugh my nephew has me watching wrong turn and it is disgusting
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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French onion soup and a baguette.Hoh-hee-hoh. Tray be-ann.
Alt: Nah don't be daft. Fuck that bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:01,
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Alt: Loads of people have done it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:02,
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STRIKETHROUGH BENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:07,
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MAHONEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:11,
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Can anyone think of a subtle way to ask my housemate to fuck off out the house tonight.Or should i just say "fuck off out the house"
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Tell him you're planning a full-moon wankathon.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:08,
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Just say "If you don't want to listen to me squealing like a pig when my missus pegs me tonight, I'd get out of the house if I were you"
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:09,
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hang a sock on the entry buzzer to the flat block.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:26,
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I just had some cheesecakeI think this might be in place of lunch.
alt: yes. Given that that's the only real proper dates I've been on, and that I turn into more of an awkward wreck in that kind of situation, I'm not really a useful person to ask
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:11,
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I think I've been on two proper "dates" in my life.It's not compulsory as a method of starting a relationship.
chloroform and a cellar is much more effective.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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I just need to get hold of some chloroformand then I will make use of my shed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:13,
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You've always got to be one step edgier, Monts.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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I just sort of seem to end up going out with people.Edgy schmedgy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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I wasn't being seriousit's pretty much the route I've always taken.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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The thought of going for a fucking meal or whatever with someone I don't already know is well scary.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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It's good to see Debenhams looking out for their customers this way.www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/02/debenhams_expresso/
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hmmpatronising. I like the change to cup/mug, though. Coffee shops just don't standardise
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:17,
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i dont think cup or mug are recognised size standards.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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they are by mewhere as big and small coffees vary from place to place.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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i don't think they will let you take your own mug and cup.Meaning the same problem still arises. What's stopping them having really small mugs, or really big cups?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:25,
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thisI will enforce this with extreme prejudice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:26,
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guns don't kill peoplesaucers do.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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really? I thought that was only in the way that if everything is measured in cups, so half a cup, whole cup etc, then the recipe is alright no matter what size cup you have, rather than an actual weight/measure.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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I spent a full two minutestrying to work out which word "oak" went into in order to make something rude.
Fucking hell, I need a holiday. Or at least a break.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:09,
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if they are marked "whole cup" "half cup" etc, Then you are a fucking moron.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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I'm willing to bet that they are.And he is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:16,
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I think tangles, Mr. Ape is going to be feeling quite the fool.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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Particularly when he spots that the one belonging to Mrs Ape, labelled "moon", has got mixed in with them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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new place near my office makes salads with whatever you want in themi had red rice with feta cheese and lots of vegetables.
alt: i have dabbled. i do not recommend it. although the dullest and pikiest date i ever had was with a b3tan, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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but enough about PistonI haven't seen you on here in so long I thought you had me on 2.0.
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as if you don't cry-wank to every single last one of my posts(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:38,
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now we all know how long it takes you to do it, too(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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21 minutes?you must have done it 3 times and made a cup of tea
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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can they do a salad with bread and ham and cheese and no salad?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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yes, but i think it has a special name, rather than just plain salad(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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a breaded breadless sandwich salad?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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i was thinking more like "bert"it's catchier
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:37,
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like herpes(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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So a salad with steak and chips then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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hold the actual salad.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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and the steaksteak is everything that is wrong with meat
only bacon is worse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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You're as qualified to give an opinion on meat as I am on commercial law, sweetie.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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hahaha now, darlingwe all know that would not stop you from doing it anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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Whilst my spreading of opinion is clearly the stuff of legendI do actually try to avoid stuff I know fuck all about.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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Gristly Romanian pork is worst.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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Oh come on. Their first album was seminal in the abbatoir metal scene.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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KRAHONEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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where is the french one anyway?he is conspicuous by his gallic absence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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don't cast aspertions on Kroney's ex's fanny giblets(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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it was this geordie guy called alistair or alison or something...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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It differs from other blind dates as after meeting your girl you'll wish you were blind(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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this is quite possibly true.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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Chicken sandwich and a scotch egg. This thread needs more tyres.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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The tyres for my Polo used to cost £20 each(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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don't take that hole-ier than thouattitude with him
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:59,
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today is the last day(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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I for one will miss you on the day shift cavy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:04,
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I completely believe that(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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I am surprised you haven't asked which I ate first; the chicken or the egg. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:59,
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so if one of your colleagues brings in loads of tangtasticsdon't eat one and then rub your eye. turns out, it hurts a LOT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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nah, a fizzing clopper isn't necessarily painful.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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ah nowis this one of those things where you talk about things you don't actually know about, not ever having been in possession of a clopper of your very own?!
i've never had a fizzy clopper, other than a rather failed sexy champagne experiment that was about as sexy as eastenders. but the eye? OW.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:09,
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I might not have a clopper of my ownbut I have a statistically relevant investigative data subset.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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on here?I'm hardly trying to pull.
except tangles of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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in real life I'm imagining you taking notes and running statistical analysis directly after sex(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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If you like. If that fizzes your clopper.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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It looks like someone emptied a packet of sherbert into a gunshot exit wound(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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imagine his foreplay(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:17,
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Do you need to go and have a cold shower, Cavy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:18,
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Better still - start a new thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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you're a daft man nakers.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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This would clearly be epic.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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I've just priced up this recipe.homebrewmanual.com/english-bitter-recipe/
If I buy in bulk, enough to make 225 pints. I can make this for 4p a pint.
Dunno if it'll be shit or not though.
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have you tried making mead?I've never had nice homebrew mead, I'd be interested to see if you managed it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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I really dislike mead, but I did make a decent lager with honey added.(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
The friend I mentioned earlier has just had this delivered, along with around £200 worth of equipment.www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Brupaks_Mash_Kit.html
He's not quite managing to save money per pint yet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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Yeah I think I'll buy something like that, to start with, but I'm not going to be spending more than £50on equipment. F that yo
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He's justifying the expense because it's a hobby as well.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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