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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Forgive me B3ta for tonight I will be sinning against nature, I will be turning the natural order ono it's head, I will be siding with the feeble minded
I will, I'm sorry to say, be cooking a vegetarian meal : (
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:56, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
This is just the beginning.
Soon you'll be joining me and my African drumming circle friends.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I' better eat some bacon STAT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
fuck em, if they're eating in your house it's your rules.
they're too weak to fight you off anyway, force a roast down their gullets.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I know, I've let you down, I've let B3ta down, but mostly I've let myself down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
you deserve the derision tangles gave you, up there ^

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
You wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
If it helps, she isn't myt friend
It's the wife that is bringing dishonor on the house of Ape
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
You need to cunt punch your wife for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Saying "I only eat food with meat in" is just as bad as saying "I'm a vegetarian"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
way to take a joke post seriously you prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
You wouldn't know a joke post, if it woke you up and called you a bent spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Here's a joke for you
5.9.83.79/users/profile.php?id=48141
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Lame.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I am so zinged.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
true, you'd better pop back to your data entry for the morning before your department is cut

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
You'll have to console yourself with some zinger beer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
That was really shit.
Sorry everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I just did some sick in my mouth.
you disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I... I've been under a lot of pressure.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
that's it. I'm putting a formal warning in your file.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Oh come on...
You don't need to make a permanent mark against me.
I can make up for this, just give me a chance to prove myself.
You won't regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
you know what tangles? I like you, I really do.
how would it look to the others though, if I let you off, hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I'm not asking you to let me off, but you can use a little discretion here, can't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
we have procedures here for a reason tangles.
don't make this any worse than it needs to be. would a warning and your status being changed to "worse than nakers" be better?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
No sir, sorry sir.
I'll take the warning.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
very good.
I don't want to see you in this office again tangles.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Thank you sir.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I put a batch of St Peters Brewery Ruby red ale on last night.
It's going well.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I really like the St Peter's stuff.
I'll be interested if it turns out the same.
I drank some homebrewed Coopers Pale Ale the other night and couldn't really tell the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
The only difference really is that the comercial stuff can remove the yeast much more effectivley.
So home brew is usually cloudier.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
There's an IPA version as well, which I was tempted to buy but it was £25

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I had an IPA as well (not sure which one), but it wasn't that good.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
what does a cow eat for breakfast? moosli.
NOW THAT'S COMEDY.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
lol
My doctor told to avoid saturated fat. So I stopped fucking chompy's mum in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
what do you call a donkey with three legs?
A WONKEY.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
YE!!! What's brown and sticky?
A STICK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
What do you call a man with a rabbit in his trousers?
WARREN!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Seriously, try some quinoa. it'll change your view if you do it right.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

noa m
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
^what he said.
it's cracking with some lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I think that stops the dish being vegetarian friendly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
fuck em, they'd thank you for it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Some of my favourite things to cook are vegetarian, it's not the end of the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Some of my favourite things to cook are vegetarian, it's not the end of the world.
I cook herbivores too!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I hate that this made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
slowly, slowly, you all convertee

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
no chance, remember I had some crackling and a sausage sandwich for breakfast yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
you'll see

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

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