i will be on a beach
the closest i will get to thinking about christmas is a bit of tinsel in the palm trees and a cocktail.

seeing the family when we get back though, so i suppose i should buy them something really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You've got tinsel written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Who is we?
You're not going away with the Gregg's Hat, bebbeh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Get them some steak bakes from your boyfriend's work, he must get a staff discount. surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

back up...gay boy works at Greggs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Yup.
Shift manager no less. Gets to take his uniform home with him and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
no wonder he's such a prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

He doesn't really.
He turned up at the last bash wearing what looked like a Gregg's hat.

GREGG'S HAT BEBBEH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

If you see steak bake at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the cheese and bean melt etc
Gregg's Hat, Bebbeh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

disappointing...
but at lest i now understand that meme
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I was slumped in my sitting room with Lusty and Berk at about 4am in a state of advanced disrepair,
and all they could get out of me was 'Greggs hat, baby Greggs hat' to the tune of Love Shack by the B52's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Mmmmm. Berk.
I still have her muff tins.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I like a steak bake but don't want to get it all over my "Tom Selleck".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

stunned earlier today
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcb2jodFCy1qzy531o1_500.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

It websensed it.
Is it a picture of a 13 year old Indian girl with some lip fuzz?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

You'd like that wouldn't you, you filthy nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I'd endear her ghandi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)

It's the flavour saver, the gift that keeps on giving.... oh look, I found a bit of prawn cocktail sauce, i'll save that one up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That seems to be the only upside.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I hope this one doesn't shit on her chest.
after a steak bake, it'll be all runny.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)