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I have been very busy Monty, very busy indeed. How are you? And how is your missus?
( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I cannot believe you weren't here for Che Grimsdale's flounce.
How's you and yours?
( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I had an excellent bonfire night and managed to kick two peoples wing mirrors clean off.
Is there a link to Che Grimsdales flounce?
Also, wasn't Che Grimsdale someone elses nom de plume?
( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Every year twats decide to park right across the pavement on a blind hill near my parents house, so to get into tow you have to walk along the road.
So every year I knock as many wing mirrors as I can.
On the way into town I just hit them with my hands, but once I'm drunk on the way home I kick them instead.
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( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You cunt
( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

If so, you deserved it.
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( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I hope your tofu lunch makes you choke and you have to grab an ethically sourced unbleached cotton napkin to dap your lips.
( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Your charges will never stick.
( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)

It was in a well-lit spot with plenty of room for pedestrians to pass.
For this I was rewarded with having my wing mirror kicked off.
( , Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

and thought it was the least you deserved for being a vegetarian.
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