There are so many banes of my life, sometimes I feel like an industrial bane producer.
Alt: marijuana, and the lilting, plaintive sounds of toe-cancer-ignoring and thus also dead wanker 'Bob Marley'

Altalt: butternut squash, coconut milk and red chilli pepper = a one way ticket to Nomsville, Tennessee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Altaltsoupnoms

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)

best of all the milks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I hear you prefer Man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Apart from 'bacon milk', the revolting liquid which comes out of cheap bacon
I'M LOOKING AT YOU 'DANEPAK'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)

ewww

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

They inject pork with brine so that it increases it's weight.
Classy product there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I like to inject my pork and a briny liquid comes out too
It seems to increase the weight of the Mrs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)

*ripple of polite applause*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I'm here all week
Try the fish
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I've said it before i'm not going down on your Mrs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

It looks like Kevin Keegan is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

i don't eat Danish bacon as a: it's shit and b: they have very low standards of animal husbandry
you should see what they do to their crabs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Thanks for that 'Lee Ryan'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Thanks for that 'Michael Ryan'
not quite sure where I'm going with this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Shooting up the shops?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Cheers
I'll have a Mars Bar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)

One of the best jokes EVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Danepak? I'd say "BANE"pak more like!
AM I RITE!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)

^ THIS GUY GETS IT!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)

No he doesn't
He's married
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

*hi fives*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)

*swordsmans*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Not til you've washed your hands.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)

with spunk?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)

oh HO!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Coconut Milk - Yes.
Coconut Water - No
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Sage advice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Basil suggestion

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Rosemary criticism

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Thyme to stop this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)

FUCKING Mint you CUNT

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)

hahah!?
wha?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)

you've cumin and been nutmegged

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)

It'll be cumin to an end soon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19, Reply)

If you've cinnamon of these puns threads...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I'm going to do a Cori-Anders Brevik on you if this continues

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)

That's what your cardamom said

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Que?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)