It depends, some docs are good and some are fucking terrible.
on a whole we have no support for our son, he got diagnosed then that was it really.

he had a seizure a few years ago and we were told that it was because his room was too warm. this is bullshit, the actual head doctor was very pissed that we had been told this.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:19, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Does he have epilepsy?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

no, seizures just happen sometimes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Battered is your son?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)

no

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It drove him to drink?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)

no

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Then he was pissed 'off', or are you fucking American now?
Make your mind up you foreign scumbag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

no

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

What is the capital of Peru?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)

hornby

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

no

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

was it actually because of the noncing?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)

no

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

If a train leaves Euston at 9am travelling at 85mph
and another leaves Manchester at the same time, travelling at the same speed, at what time do they both pass Hemel Hempstead?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It a joke leaves monty boyce travelling at 70mph, at what point does it become funny?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Oh man :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

They don't,
there is no direct line from Manchester to Hemel.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

He's embarrassed himself here with his lack of knowledge on train lines.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

well, he can't afford train tickets, so I don't see why he would know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

If you'd bothered to get a driving license you wouldn't have to worry about train journeys.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

What has he got wrong with him?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

he's autistic.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

The nhs won't be any good,
but are there not decent special needs schools and stuff? I've a friend who is a carer, and says that they can be very hit and miss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

his school is alright but still not great.
he's 9 now, me and the missus are his carers and he's a cracking kid.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Is he any good at the casino?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

No, but he's an excellent driver.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

ignorancelols

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I thought the documentary 'Rain Man' explained autism to me pretty well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

a WHOLE documentary? christ, you should write a book about austism!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I've edited my post for clarity.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

yes, I got the joke first time around.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Can you explain it to me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

no

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

He's already recorded an album about it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

He sewed a tapestry to illustrate how it made his soul feel

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Good,
I bet he's a smashing little fella.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

he's fucking well annoying at times.
it amuses me when people talk about folk being autistic here cause my son isn't a complete humourless wanker like these pricks are. he likes a proper lol.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I'm pretty ignorant of it all really,
I understand there is a spectrum, and some kids can do alright, with the right help and support, but also that some are lost causes. There was that Louis Theroux thing where he came across as a prick as always, but was interesting to see how different kids and parents deal with what is a seriously tough mental issue.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

It's hard going really, folks do their best but I really feel sorry for some kids.
could you imagine monty boyce or battered with an autistic kid? sadtimes :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Luckily, my genes aren't faulty so it's not something we need to worry about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

THIS IS A JOKE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

hard to tell, innit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

so you're a fuck up without anything to blame?
sadtimes :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

That's entirely true, sadly,
I had the best possible start in life. I have no excuse whatsoever for being this shit :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I heard they were pretty threadbare

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I try extremely hard to be a good parent.
I probably still get it wrong though :(
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

If Stunned has six apples and he gives three of them to Monty,
how many oranges does Monty now owe to his creditors?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

more importantly, who does he have to shank to repay his debts?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

proper lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Et tu, Winde?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I am laughing with you. not at you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

That old chestnut.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You can't eat chestnuts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I know, I've tried.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I had roast chestnuts last christmas for the first time,
they taste like shit. Smell nice when cooking, but otherwise are shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Chestnut soup is nice, and they're OK mixed in with sprouts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Chesnuts are rank and pointless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Your face is rank and pointless.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

No it's not, your mum needs somewhere to sit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

You clearly don't know my mother then.
She never sits.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

YOU are rank and pointless.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Is that what you'll get at the soup kitchen in the run up to Christmas?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Yes you can.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

YOU can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Cheers.





Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Can I kick it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

How was your steak & eggs?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Very pleasant
And I do feel rather more awake than I would normally.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

That'll be the impending shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)