This certainly sounds quite ridiculous.
I have discovered today that you DO NOT mess with a gigantic black man's afro. Unless you like seeing him lose his shit in a spectacularly hilarious manner. Which includes screaming and running away into the bathroom to fix it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:01, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

afro-no-go-no-no-oh-no time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGHASFRO
COCK!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Is this the bit where you're racist.
Or the bit where we just call you a racist because you're Australian?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I think it's the latter but I'm not sure.
I'm still too shocked about what Dozer has done to think straight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)

It's okay man, I'll help you get through it.
Shall I chop off that ponytail of yours?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

If you want to.
But I really don't think that will satisfy Lord McAlpine's lawyers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

it's the bit where my housemate is a gigantic black guy from uganda.
I snuck up on him by hiding on the stairs until he passed underneath, then reached down and ruffled his afro. My stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard at his screams of horror.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Of course, should you spend ages getting your hair the way you want it
and then have some twat mess it up, you'd find it well funny.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

he didn't spend ages, I was watching him. it took him all of thirty seconds.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

That is a long time for a man to spend on his hair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Unless you're Darth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

No real man can do his hair in thirty seconds
Except Barry Allen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Oh, and Pietro Maximoff
Surprised I didn't think of that one first.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I have no idea who you're talking about.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I think the problem here is
that we have a different definition of "real man" to Dartho.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

A "real man" wouldn't have a definition of a "real man"
Er...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Scarpe would.
Because he's better than you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Referee with alopecia.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Not so much
Morning chap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Morning fella
Ah, I responded to the wrong bit, oops
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

And Pierluigi Collina

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Duncan Goodhew can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

And if it took you thirty seconds to get it just so
and some twat came along and messed it up, then you'd find it funny?
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Poppet is bald, you insensitive cunt.
Worse than Dozer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

watch out, you get battered penning more wank fantasies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

egt?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

i fixed it for you xxx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

You really are WTN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Alright SirJimmeh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

*nonces*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

*blames BBC*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

*libels*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

*complies*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

egregious grot tale?

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)

extended grumble text?

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

extra gory tale?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

That explains a lot
It doesn't surprise me that Dozer has a cunt but a lack of feeling down there would drive anyone to slander
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Steady on, I'm not saying that she's called anybody a nonce multiple times

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

A good variant of the schoolyard 'tap dancing sister' joke played on new kids.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)