I made *copy'n'paste from facebook*
Mash made with Rosemary enthused milk, carrots boiled them finished with butter and carroway seeds*, venison fillet, a damson gin and chocolate sauce.

And I've managed to get ma's sky working here too. All in all, not bad saturdayolgizing

*ok, Heston did the seeds, I did the boiling and buttering



And once I've finished eating it, I'm going to get the violin out and see if I can learn a tune by christmas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:53, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dude, I don't have Crohns, but if I ate that I'd be on the bog all night.
Are you sure you don't aggravate it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:56, Reply)

By the sound of things, of you what you say would keep you on the bog all night, I'm supprised you ain't got something wrong with you already.
Whatever I say I've cooked you claim would keep you up all night, if I said I had a bowl of cereal, you'd say the same thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

No Gonz, not at all.
I have no beef with you, I genuinely think that your diet may adversely affect your Crohns, just as your smoking probably does.

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY, IS THAT SO WRONG?????
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Oh no, I know you're only saying it for my own good health.
It's just that in light of this, should you truthly believe such a meal would give you toilet problems, perhaps you could say what bits would?

Also, I don't know if it helps you, but a lot of the time, I like to cook something to just try it or for the love of creating something. Hence me being on the internet right now with 3/4 of the plate still there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Gonz dude
If you had kidney troubles and were always posting about the amount of ecstasy you take I'd say the same thing.

And the venison wouldn't agree with me, I'm vegetarian.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Venison is a very lean meat, there is no fat on there at all, and its in small quantity, why would that give me hassle?
It's not quite the same thing; what with food being a requirement for life and ecstasy being an iligel drug.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:22, Reply)

The point was that ecstasy takes its toll on your kidneys.
If you have healthy kidneys then there's no problem with it.

Meh, it's none of my business anyway.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)

oh absolutely the only time ecstasy can have any detrimental effect on someone is if they have pre existing kidney problems.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:29, Reply)

It's a pretty safe drug compared to a lot of over the counter ones.
And also compared to alcohol and tobacco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:31, Reply)

assuming of course that it hasn't been cut with dog working tablets or chalk dust or asbestos.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Indeed.
Tablets which make dogs work are no good for anybody, except lazy dogs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Zing!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)

... well, aside the many other things it can fuck up in your body.
It is none of your buisness, but you've already bought it up. I'm just correcting you where you are wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:33, Reply)

alright.
Off for dinner then pub.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Make sure you stay within your limits, I wouldn't be drinking to excess.
www.drinkaware.co.uk/tips-and-tools/drink-diary/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I know.
I'll stick to two pints.

Thanks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:43, Reply)

You'd fart less and have a firmer stool.

Once you got used to it, like. But who really cares. Enjoy what you like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Alright gonz
How's the fiddling going?
You still enjoying it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Fake Monty's deleted again.
He sure does seem to have a thing for me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Alright Tangs?
Between buying the violin and today, I've had my health take a bad turn (and turn back to good now) and my kitchen has ment that I've been living on a building site for the last 4 weeks... my flat is finally back straight today. So I'm considering tonight the first night I've started, fresh start, so I should be playing a good tune soon !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)

'Ere, Gonz - have you seen this?
www.foulbowel.com/

You probably have.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:31, Reply)

ere TDMA, you seen this?
www.theladybirdguidetomanagingapropertyportfolio.com
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:38, Reply)

What does the MA bit stand for?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

it stands for my phone has auto predictive text. sorry

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Accepted - and it's MR TD to you.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Oh cool, thanks but its not my cup of tea, I've always stayed away from that sort of thing.
I found out today that one of my favorite series of books came out on kindle this month; K-Pax. That's next on the list.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I didn't understand that film
Does the book clarify if he is actually an alien or not?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Glad to hear you're feeling better.
Just remember, music is just another language, just like all that coding that you find so easy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I've used the word 'just' three times in that sentence.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Just give it a rest, okay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Hah, thanks =)
Yup, thats a good way of thinking about it, although a keyboard is quite a bit easier to navigate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I dunno, I played piano for about 7 or 8 years and I only got to grade 5.
Then again, I played saxophone for 7 years too and I got to grade 8.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I donno what grade is good or not.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Grade 8 is the top grade.
There is usually quite a step up between grades 7 an 8 as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:57, Reply)

You've got grade 8 saxophone?
I'm impressed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I was prettty good back in the day.
haven't played in over a decade though.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I heard you were miffed when Bob Holness beat you to the Baker Street solo
evening Al.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)

alright tangles.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I owe you an apology- I take back the instances when I've accused you, directly or indirectly, of being the fake Monty who posts and then deletes.
Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Are you on the blob? You overly sensitive prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:38, Reply)

no
But I hate it when I'm accused of stuff that I haven't done.

I'm sure Al doesn't like it much either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I don't know why he keeps following me round the internet. he already tdma me that as we didn't get on we should leave each other alone and then he does this. I think he's very needy.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Alright Al.
Getting accustomed to being a Saturday night shut-in eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

me and the Mrs went out for early doors curry
now we're watching downloaded telly and I'm gonna order a new laptop
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I hope you paid royalties for the downloads.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I think he's just looking at a dowloaded picture of a TV

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah, yeah I absolutely did that.
Definitely. No doubt about it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I got my xbox set up today, haven't used it in years, I got it on the day it came out.
It's seriously impressive, i've got Sky through it on my Ma's account. There are loads of really new on-demand stuff in HD that I just press a button and it works. I even got a telly-style remote and something called "SmartGlass" on my iPad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I was thinking about that kind of thing today
I was watching the Rugby on a live stream on my computer, and obviously the picture was a bit shit and I was sitting on a chair in front of my computer instead of the telly.

And my telly has an ethernet input, so would it be possible to watch live streams through the telly direct or would I have to use something like an Xbox as an inbetween thing.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I watched the football today using my big telly as a monitor
It has a HDMI connector so I just plugged it into the computer and voila. Good stream quality, too, as long as I didn't do much on the laptop.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Aaaaah, I might do this when I get my new laptop as it will have an HDMI output.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Whats your TV make and model? I think the ethernet point is for mantainance for engineers unless it's a "Smart TV"; can do YouTube'n'shit.
How far away is your computer and your telly? Even if your computer doesn't have a HDMI out, it'll have a VGA/DVI Out, so you can use your computer as a second monitor that way. It might not do sound though, so you'd have to think about some speakers with a long cable. Or if you have a sound-system, you might be able to plug into your soundcard from there.

I bought one of these that I've attached to my PC, that I'm resonably pleased with (might be a different model, but same principle)
- www.ebuyer.com/395464-acer-revo-l80-nettop-pc-dt-smgek-002
- www.ebuyer.com/395455-acer-revo-rl80-nettop-pc-dt-smbek-006

With some wireless mouse and keyboard, and my telly can now do anything that a basic computer can do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Although I'll be honest, if I knew the xbox did all that jaz, I would have replaced it with that ages ago.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I got a 5m HDMI cable for my last place
it was fine for connecting my laptop to my TV in the lounge. 10m now, I can arrange the room how I like.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)

It's an LG something something
My new laptop will have HDMI so that'll do sound as well as picture right?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'm 95% sure it will, there are a few cases where it might not, but I doubt that'll be the case.
But if you pick up a second hand old 360, then it wouldn't hog up the laptop, no wires around the room, and you'll get access to a much nice/easier system.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Does the 360 have a wireless network card or does it need to be ethernet connected?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:43, Reply)

The old ones don't but the new ones do, I don't know when they introduced that.
www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/15846302/Xbox-360-S-Console-With-4GB-Memory/Product.html?searchstring=&searchtype=allproducts&searchsource=2&searchfilters=ae212%7b643897%7d+c%7b362%7d+c%7b10049%7d+c%7b4656%7d+&ob=Price&urlrefer=search&fb=2

£115 seems to make it a good buy. You can connect one of your hard drives to it
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:50, Reply)

That would be pretty sweet.
I don't want to run a cable over to the telly so wireless would be ace, and I also want a 360 so I can play assassins creed.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Perfect excuse ,)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Yes. My TV remote has a "source" button
and when the two are connected "HDMI" shows up as an option. Then there's usually some fiddling to stop the TV taking over as the main monitor.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:40, Reply)

What's Smartglass?
Do I need it on my iPad?

/gadget envy
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)

It's part of a methordology that I think will change the way we use entertainment in the livingroom; called "Second Screen".
Basicly, its turning your ipad into a controller for the xbox, but its like a second screen for the xbox, so I can look up information such as who's on the screen at that point in time, or get football stats of whoever's playing. Load of stuff really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)