I'd like to some B3tan advice on Xmas music
You can't top Greg Lake for me

Alt: Merrily
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

here's some advice on christmas music
never listen to any of it, ever. not even by mistake in a shop or on tv. that is why god put a mute button on the remote.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

You are a wrong un
*lets the bells ring out for christmas*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Christmas songs are mostly crap.
Although I liked the Jonah Louie one. Or however it's spelt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)

But BP, that tune is shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I like it.
So tough tommy titty. I like the Slade one too, but it does tend to get overplayed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

no wonder you got fired, you are clearly an idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

For likiing Slade?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Oh swipe, I love you for this alone
Christmas music is, I quote, "fucking shit"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

i could take that offensively, as in this is the only reason you love me
OR i could take it positively, as in this is just one of many reasons.

hmmm.

FLOUNCE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Just on of the many reasons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

i lol'd

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I've got my DAB tuned to SmoothXmas already
FUCKIN BOSS XMAS TUNES DUDE!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Phil Spector's Christmas album is excellent.
Other than that the Ramones did a couple of Xmas numbers which are OK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)

There is a Christmas Album by Surfjan Stevens that is supposed to be quite good
I'm not really a fan of his though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I'll bet it's got his classic 'Merry Christmas, everyone' on it!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I'M PRETENDING THAT I'VE MISREAD YOUR POST AS 'SHAKIN' STEVENS'!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I quite like some of his stuff
but I don't need five CDs of Christmas songs from him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Ah, plenty of Mrs Murtaugh on that one
I'll check it out
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I hope Riggs guests on a few tracks too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

But, but...you're blick!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Keffa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

The highlight is the spoken word bit from Phil at the end.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

It bothers me somewhat that the only christmas song I actually like is by that twat Chris De Burgh.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Santa In Red?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

that fucking mother and child thing? la la la la la la la la la la la la la? that one??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Yep.
A Spaceman Came Travelling. It's even got a ridiculous name, FFS.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

gay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I know
Still, it makes a change from hearing that red nosed twat Holder every 5 fucking minutes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

EUGHHHTHEWHOLEWORLDISWHEYTINNN...
The sweetest music filled the air my fucking arse
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

"the sweetest music filled my fucking arse" would have been much better
just saying, like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

It's funny cause I call my penis "the sweetest music"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Thanks scarpe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)

LOL and click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)

why do i not get this? why?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

You are clearly not spending enough time on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

This should help:
www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post385927
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

oh dear god
MY EYES
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

A hip indie kid, such as yourself* might like this 2008 Christmas release from hip indie label Tough Love:
toughloverecords.com/tlv027

*Other users are reading this as me calling you a cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

as soon as you mention what lable a record is out on, youy become a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I was a cunt long before that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)

what if you had a tattoo of a record label, what would that make you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

It means you've completed the ubercircle of cunt and come out the otherside.
We're through the cuntyglass, people.

like I can talk. Two of my tattoos are logos, ffs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)

interesting
which logos do you have? kylie and jason????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

the only place i would ever have a tattoo would be my arse
but when i had an idle browse, i came across a pink hand with "spank me daddy" tattoo'd above it, and... NO. just... NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Fuck no. Rick Astley and Bonnie Tyler all the way.
One is the logo of a company that used to sponsor the shop I rode for about 20 years ago. The other is, bizarrely, pretty much based on the logo of a ski resort. I'd say it sounds worse than it is, but that's a matter of taste. It's important to me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I hope it's La Plagne

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

hahaha, actually it is
but definitely not the bit you're thinking of. Well, strictly it's paradiski
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

oh man that would have been SO cool

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Imma gonna do it, just for you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

nice
i guess the only thing that matters is that it matters to you. unlike my friend, who had 6 months touring aus with her hot but deeply unsuitable 10 years younger bf on her year out. one drunken evening they got matching tatts of a symbol of the trip. hers is on the very bottom bit of her back. she has hated it since the morning after...

... but not as much as her now husband, who gets a daily reminder of all the hot sex his wife got with someone else....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Years ago I ended up chatting with some guy at the bar at a Faith No More gig
just over his heart he had tattooed a series of women's names, all crossed out except the last one.

now that - that's class you can't buy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Common.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I was going to say it would depend on which label it was, but then I remembered:
a) this is further evidence that I am a cunt.
b) I think tattoos are common.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i think these may be good points
well, the first one. the second one depends on the individual. some people pull them off brilliantly. some people look like twats.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

tattoos are terribly common
then again, most of us are fucking deluded if we thing we aren't common, so, y'know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

If I am common I have no desire to visibly brand this fact permanently on my body.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

wise choice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

one would not know about such things

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I read this as 'ee up, nowt tekken owt, me dook'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)