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I'd like to some B3tan advice on Xmas music
You can't top Greg Lake for me

Alt: Merrily
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
here's some advice on christmas music
never listen to any of it, ever. not even by mistake in a shop or on tv. that is why god put a mute button on the remote.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
You are a wrong un
*lets the bells ring out for christmas*
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Christmas songs are mostly crap.
Although I liked the Jonah Louie one. Or however it's spelt.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
But BP, that tune is shit.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I like it.
So tough tommy titty. I like the Slade one too, but it does tend to get overplayed.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
no wonder you got fired, you are clearly an idiot

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
For likiing Slade?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Oh swipe, I love you for this alone
Christmas music is, I quote, "fucking shit"
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
i could take that offensively, as in this is the only reason you love me
OR i could take it positively, as in this is just one of many reasons.

hmmm.

FLOUNCE
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Just on of the many reasons

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
i lol'd

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I've got my DAB tuned to SmoothXmas already
FUCKIN BOSS XMAS TUNES DUDE!
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Phil Spector's Christmas album is excellent.
Other than that the Ramones did a couple of Xmas numbers which are OK.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
There is a Christmas Album by Surfjan Stevens that is supposed to be quite good
I'm not really a fan of his though
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I'll bet it's got his classic 'Merry Christmas, everyone' on it!!!!!!!

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I'M PRETENDING THAT I'VE MISREAD YOUR POST AS 'SHAKIN' STEVENS'!!!!!!!!!

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I quite like some of his stuff
but I don't need five CDs of Christmas songs from him.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Ah, plenty of Mrs Murtaugh on that one
I'll check it out
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I hope Riggs guests on a few tracks too

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
But, but...you're blick!

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Keffa

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
The highlight is the spoken word bit from Phil at the end.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
It bothers me somewhat that the only christmas song I actually like is by that twat Chris De Burgh.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Santa In Red?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
that fucking mother and child thing? la la la la la la la la la la la la la? that one??

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Yep.
A Spaceman Came Travelling. It's even got a ridiculous name, FFS.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
gay

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I know
Still, it makes a change from hearing that red nosed twat Holder every 5 fucking minutes.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
EUGHHHTHEWHOLEWORLDISWHEYTINNN...
The sweetest music filled the air my fucking arse
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
"the sweetest music filled my fucking arse" would have been much better
just saying, like
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
It's funny cause I call my penis "the sweetest music"

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Thanks scarpe

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
LOL and click

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
why do i not get this? why?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
You are clearly not spending enough time on here.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This should help:
www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post385927
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
oh dear god
MY EYES
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
A hip indie kid, such as yourself* might like this 2008 Christmas release from hip indie label Tough Love:
toughloverecords.com/tlv027

*Other users are reading this as me calling you a cunt.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
as soon as you mention what lable a record is out on, youy become a cunt

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I was a cunt long before that.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
what if you had a tattoo of a record label, what would that make you?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
It means you've completed the ubercircle of cunt and come out the otherside.
We're through the cuntyglass, people.

like I can talk. Two of my tattoos are logos, ffs.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
interesting
which logos do you have? kylie and jason????
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
the only place i would ever have a tattoo would be my arse
but when i had an idle browse, i came across a pink hand with "spank me daddy" tattoo'd above it, and... NO. just... NO.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Fuck no. Rick Astley and Bonnie Tyler all the way.
One is the logo of a company that used to sponsor the shop I rode for about 20 years ago. The other is, bizarrely, pretty much based on the logo of a ski resort. I'd say it sounds worse than it is, but that's a matter of taste. It's important to me.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I hope it's La Plagne

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
hahaha, actually it is
but definitely not the bit you're thinking of. Well, strictly it's paradiski
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
oh man that would have been SO cool

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Imma gonna do it, just for you.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
nice
i guess the only thing that matters is that it matters to you. unlike my friend, who had 6 months touring aus with her hot but deeply unsuitable 10 years younger bf on her year out. one drunken evening they got matching tatts of a symbol of the trip. hers is on the very bottom bit of her back. she has hated it since the morning after...

... but not as much as her now husband, who gets a daily reminder of all the hot sex his wife got with someone else....
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Years ago I ended up chatting with some guy at the bar at a Faith No More gig
just over his heart he had tattooed a series of women's names, all crossed out except the last one.

now that - that's class you can't buy.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Common.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
I was going to say it would depend on which label it was, but then I remembered:
a) this is further evidence that I am a cunt.
b) I think tattoos are common.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
i think these may be good points
well, the first one. the second one depends on the individual. some people pull them off brilliantly. some people look like twats.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
tattoos are terribly common
then again, most of us are fucking deluded if we thing we aren't common, so, y'know.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
If I am common I have no desire to visibly brand this fact permanently on my body.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
wise choice.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
one would not know about such things

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I read this as 'ee up, nowt tekken owt, me dook'

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

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