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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:36, 98 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i am contemplating mooching to m&s which means a salad and some giant pretzels with houmous
alt - no

altalt - no

altaltalt - i am not a raving dullard

conclusion: delete this thread and don't forget to kill yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)

+ kill yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

no Dozer you dozy mare

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

oh Swipe
I love the way you're so dismissive of me. It makes my heart go LOL.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Soup
Alt: My friend is selling his Testament ticket because he 'Can't be arsed'. Odd, considering he's been looking forward to it for months.

Alt Alt: Watched The Crazies on Sunday, enjoyable.

AltAltAlt: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20405915
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

maybe he has lost his faith

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

They lost all their fire and brimstone when they reformed.

( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

This is clever.

( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I can testify that it isn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Ministry are still going.
I was into industrial when I was a teenager. I still dig out The Downward Spiral now and again, it's hardly aged at all. For an electronic album that is no mean feat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

My recent jaunt to Prague has revealed that John Mayall, The Young Gods, The Cranberries and Her From Technotronic are all still touring.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I am a big fan of The Young Gods.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

John Mayall had a house fire a few years ago
in which he lost one of the world's most extensive (non-digital) collections of porn, going back to the 50s. He was fucking heartbroken apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

But his wrists have never been so pain-free

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)

According to his son, he is an utter, utter cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I didn't know Lighty had a son

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I deny everything
I've never seen the bitch let alone slept with her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I like The Young Gods

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I think I saw them in the 80s.
Could that be so? I may be getting them mixed up with Head of David.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Entirely possible
The debut album came out in '87.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Well there you go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

More interesting, you have £500
to buy something from here www.wills-art.com/home/ what do you get?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

a brass pig.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Alt: There's a vinyl sale on at Norman Records.
www.normanrecords.com/sale/1/0/0
A couple of things in there may appeal to you, if you can be bothered to trawl through 2000+ records.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

i cannot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

take your own advice you flailing epileptic spaz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

i've just had a coffee as it's silly o'clock and i had to get the baby boy off to school
Music, it's all shiny toy guns at this point, I've not found an alternative band I love as much as them
Film, twilight movie was enjoyable, I'd like to see Brave
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I quite like the Friendly Fires

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

They're shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Brave is excellent, I was relieved to discover.
Genuinely, I'd watch it again even without my kid there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Steak burrito from the market
I am stuffed now. Got to try not to belch while talking to solicitors.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)

i can't be arsed to walk to m&s
might have to be itsu. hmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I have taken my life into my own hands
and am gambling on a bowl of soup and some dry toast. I may well erupt in a Krakatoa of diarrhoea and vomit in a minute as a result, which will be well LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Are you ill little fish?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I started vomiting and shitting yesterday in the late afternoon.
The evening was horrendous and I nearly spewed on the tube. I had another yak this morning but have just braved food and so far it is still inside me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Poof.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Suprendololz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

So am I.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Probably some sort of horrible stomach cancer, that you haven't diagnosed,
because the amount you drink means that quite often you have a bit of the runs anyway, and all the drugs have been numbing the pain. I give yo about 2 weeks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Righto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)

hey, you might make it to christmas, but i don't want to get your hopes up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)

That long?
Damn.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

have a pringles tube ready

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Fuck that I have a traffic cone with the end cut off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

PARP!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

'like taking the lid off a box of racing pigeons'
(c) Stunned Poster
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Had a steak sandwich,
Alt: Getting back in to the really heavy black metal again reently, thanks to guys at work being in to it. I missed it.

alt-alt, I was doing a quiz round on Uma Thurman, she's in less famous films than I thought.

altsltalt: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-20407171
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Alt: Living Color?
LOLOLOLOLOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Stain was an excellent album
Terrible name though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

lolmetal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/metalgoat.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

This is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

your thread wasn't exactly a roaring success either buddy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

That was 'fake Chompy'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

was it,
why do we have a fake chompy?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

For the hilarious lolz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

For the same reason there are at any given moment about four Monty Boyces,
none of which is me = MEGALOLZ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I was monty Boyce briefly,
didn't really see the point, and gave up after about 2 posts. Nothing personal mind, it just seemed a tedious thing to try and maintain.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I can see the potential for a quick laugh,
but the long-running impersonation thing takes a dedication that I certainly don't have either. I'm not bothered enought to go mod-bothering about it as my doppelganger is frequently funnier than I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)

What's wrong with a fake or two?

(Legless is a prick., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Cajun chicken, veg and chips
Alt. Pink's performance of Try at the AMA's is nothing short of amazing. go:youtube

Alt.Alt I'm quite looking forward to Life of Pi. Visuals looks stunning.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)