Never mind all that bollocks
Lusty, I've found Monty's Christmas present


( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Those are ACE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

They are on etsy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

An Ikea bookshelf?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

He LACKs one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1788786
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

BILLY no mates

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)

WANT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Just the thing for marching into Poland
If you can get them as Churchills then I want!!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

only if they come with
a matching posing pouch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

t r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

That would be the rally version

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I linked to those about a month ago
Sloooooow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I don't really like wearing slippers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Tanks for that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I'm with you here Wuppers
Also, are these not in the same class as novelty ties/socks?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I have a pair of socks that look like crocodiles are eating my feet.
How do you like those apples?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I don't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Less than if crocodiles were actually eating your feet

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I'd have said worse personally,
at least you can cover the socks with trouser, and strangle the wearer of a tie with the offending article, this is blatant, balls out, waki for the sake of it. And I, for one, will have no part of this ridiculous charade.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I admire your bold stance on this important issue.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I dont even like slippers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I might

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Yours would have to face backwards though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Not quite
cos you don't wear them in public.

It is a slippery slope, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Shouldn't be with two caterpillar tracks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)