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Things you wish you hadn't said
After ream-gate, what do you wish you'd not said/texted/emailed?
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House moving woes (/indulgent)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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latest was 13 years ago)
what was ream-gate?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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Did you not ream the last thread?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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been out, will read back
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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d m
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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And so a new reme is born
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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Oh jolly good
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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that was lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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'Things can only get better' etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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D-
Must do better
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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Everything I have ever posted on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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^ Including that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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And that
etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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oy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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vey?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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*launches rockets*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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*drags behind motorbike*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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motorbike on carpet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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and that^
etc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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I think back in the day that mobiles should have some kind of breathalyser function
This would have solved many issues
See also:
Asked fat girlfriend of best mate when she was due
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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+ another bucket of KFC
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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This would have been less embarrasing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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The apocalpyse seemes to have started in West london
I do hope Swipey isn't caught out in the heavy rain and wind...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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I'm guessing here you mean London
I read it as Lomond
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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Why, is she soluble or something?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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i fucking well was!
my sleek smooth hair is now frizzy and wet :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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Better ten pregnant women standing
than one fat lass sitting down, crying.
One of the few useful observations to come from the mouth of Mr J Carr.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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She met us at the pub and was drinking pop
How was I to know she was just showing off her gunt?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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In fairness, there, fat lasses bring that kind of shit on themselves.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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Best mate's new bird though....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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Oh, a delicate balance.
walking a knife edge, there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:04,
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"I do"
not really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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Thanks for that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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I do love you though, sporters.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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But you're divorced aren't ya?
so in that case, 'really'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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Yeah - well, I'm actually remarried now
but, no, not really. I genuinely don't regret it. If I had my time again, I probably wouldn't do exactly the same again, but that doesn't mean I particularly regret it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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Anyone who marries for a second time didn't deserve to lose the first one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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Thats a bit zen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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I'm not entirely sure I understand that
but, yeah, well Confucious, that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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I was extolling the virtues of bachelorhood.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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Ah, right so.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:16,
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Starting to wish I hadn't mentioned moths, to be honest.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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We are all SO glad you did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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just try not to imagine reams and reams of moths flying around your face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:57,
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*wilfully misunderstands*
*imagines Kroney reaming moths*
*does a little sick*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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Repeating things is funny.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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this is a witty post
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:17,
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I'm going to change my sig to that just so people know where I'm coming from.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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I feel we've reached a new level in our courtship
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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Hmm... that's very witty.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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This thread needs more debate about when is a customer an customer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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When it's ajar?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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I thought as much
Sportscow welcomes customers to this thread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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Are you including lurkers in that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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Even the non-posters, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:04,
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What if they aren't even logged in?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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Even then
Their journey here has begun
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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A journey of a thousand miles
starts with one step, sporters.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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'It's not a journey, every journey ends... but we go on.'
'The world turns and we turn with it, and plans disappear, dreams take over... but wherever I go, there you are, my luck, my fate, my fortune.'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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Mustn't forget the 'lurker experience'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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can't we just go back to calling them "potential sales" "one off sales" and "return custom"?
works for me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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I'm reamy pleased
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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you know,
it hurts most of all coming from you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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That's as I have the biggest cock
have am
...before anyone else does it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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i might go to reddit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21,
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Awww Winders!
Sorry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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you will be
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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*fears*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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ck w
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22,
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Is this one of those days I should keep my head down for fear of ream jokes?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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b+
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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don't be pike-y
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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No, it was good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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c+
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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Don't cross the st+
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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*Ginger Bakers*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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Whenever he wants you, all he has to do, is +
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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Hey now, hey now
Don't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21,
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Never mind all that bollocks
Lusty, I've found Monty's Christmas present

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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Those are ACE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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They are on etsy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13,
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An Ikea bookshelf?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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Yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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He LACKs one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1788786
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24,
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BILLY no mates
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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WANT.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13,
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Just the thing for marching into Poland
If you can get them as Churchills then I want!!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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only if they come with
a matching posing pouch
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:16,
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t r
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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That would be the rally version
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24,
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I linked to those about a month ago
Sloooooow.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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I don't really like wearing slippers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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Tanks for that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22,
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I'm with you here Wuppers
Also, are these not in the same class as novelty ties/socks?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22,
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I have a pair of socks that look like crocodiles are eating my feet.
How do you like those apples?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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I don't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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Less than if crocodiles were actually eating your feet
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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:(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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I'd have said worse personally,
at least you can cover the socks with trouser, and strangle the wearer of a tie with the offending article, this is blatant, balls out, waki for the sake of it. And I, for one, will have no part of this ridiculous charade.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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I admire your bold stance on this important issue.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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I dont even like slippers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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I might
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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Yours would have to face backwards though
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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Not quite
cos you don't wear them in public.
It is a slippery slope, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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Shouldn't be with two caterpillar tracks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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all sorts
one of the most expensive was texting "merry christmas" to the whole of my phonebook whilst on holiday in jamaica and under the influence of some of the caribbean's finest (rum punch before monty says anything)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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Mong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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yes, i was unimpressed with myself
ooh and a bloke i was sexting with a couple of years ago sent me a pic of his c0ck. it was so horrifically evident that he had never even thought of trimming his enormous gusty rude hairs that i forwarded it to a few of my mates for a laugh...
and unfortunately also my uncle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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makes change from him cock messaging you i suppose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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is this because i let slip about you and your mum's cock and topped the pop page?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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The popular page is filled in time order, being at the top simply means you are lastest, not the best : p
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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The scar tissue on my finger is beginning to feel really dry and crack a bit, i might put some lip salve on it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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Thanks for this important update
on a matter that's close to all of our hearts.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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hearts insert your orifice of choice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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Well I haven't mentioned it in a bit so i thought you'd like to know how it's going
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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The quote from the fan representative is pretty sinister.
If they are detained, we’ll deal with them inside the fan community...
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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That comment really needs a musical sting
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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Message in a bottle?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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8(
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Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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That's fucking mental
Shove them up your arse just to throw at someone? Nutcase .
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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fanny
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Sexbomb, sexbomb...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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hahaha
could do with a 300 shot repeater
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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