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Things you wish you hadn't said
After ream-gate, what do you wish you'd not said/texted/emailed?

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House moving woes (/indulgent)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, 130 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
what was ream-gate?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Did you not ream the last thread?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
been out, will read back

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

d m
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
And so a new reme is born

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Oh jolly good

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
that was lol

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
'Things can only get better' etc.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
D-
Must do better
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Everything I have ever posted on here.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
^ Including that

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
And that
etc.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
oy

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
vey?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
*launches rockets*

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
*drags behind motorbike*

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)

motorbike on carpet
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
and that^
etc
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I think back in the day that mobiles should have some kind of breathalyser function
This would have solved many issues

See also:
Asked fat girlfriend of best mate when she was due
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
+ another bucket of KFC

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This would have been less embarrasing

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
The apocalpyse seemes to have started in West london
I do hope Swipey isn't caught out in the heavy rain and wind...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I'm guessing here you mean London
I read it as Lomond
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Why, is she soluble or something?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i fucking well was!
my sleek smooth hair is now frizzy and wet :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Better ten pregnant women standing
than one fat lass sitting down, crying.

One of the few useful observations to come from the mouth of Mr J Carr.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
She met us at the pub and was drinking pop
How was I to know she was just showing off her gunt?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
In fairness, there, fat lasses bring that kind of shit on themselves.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Best mate's new bird though....

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Oh, a delicate balance.
walking a knife edge, there.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
"I do"


not really.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Thanks for that

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I do love you though, sporters.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
But you're divorced aren't ya?
so in that case, 'really'
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Yeah - well, I'm actually remarried now
but, no, not really. I genuinely don't regret it. If I had my time again, I probably wouldn't do exactly the same again, but that doesn't mean I particularly regret it.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Anyone who marries for a second time didn't deserve to lose the first one.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Thats a bit zen

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I'm not entirely sure I understand that
but, yeah, well Confucious, that.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I was extolling the virtues of bachelorhood.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Ah, right so.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Starting to wish I hadn't mentioned moths, to be honest.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
We are all SO glad you did

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
just try not to imagine reams and reams of moths flying around your face

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
*wilfully misunderstands*
*imagines Kroney reaming moths*

*does a little sick*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Repeating things is funny.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
this is a witty post

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I'm going to change my sig to that just so people know where I'm coming from.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I feel we've reached a new level in our courtship

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Hmm... that's very witty.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This thread needs more debate about when is a customer an customer.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
When it's ajar?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I thought as much
Sportscow welcomes customers to this thread
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Are you including lurkers in that?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Even the non-posters, yes

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
What if they aren't even logged in?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Even then
Their journey here has begun
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
A journey of a thousand miles
starts with one step, sporters.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
'It's not a journey, every journey ends... but we go on.'
'The world turns and we turn with it, and plans disappear, dreams take over... but wherever I go, there you are, my luck, my fate, my fortune.'
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Mustn't forget the 'lurker experience'.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
can't we just go back to calling them "potential sales" "one off sales" and "return custom"?
works for me.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I'm reamy pleased

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
you know,
it hurts most of all coming from you.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
That's as I have the biggest cock
have am

...before anyone else does it
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
i might go to reddit.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Awww Winders!
Sorry
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

you will be
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
*fears*

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)

ck w
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Is this one of those days I should keep my head down for fear of ream jokes?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
b+

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
don't be pike-y

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
No, it was good

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
c+

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Don't cross the st+

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
*Ginger Bakers*

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Whenever he wants you, all he has to do, is +

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Hey now, hey now
Don't
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Never mind all that bollocks
Lusty, I've found Monty's Christmas present


(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Those are ACE.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
They are on etsy

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
An Ikea bookshelf?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Yes

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
He LACKs one

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1788786
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
BILLY no mates

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
WANT.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Just the thing for marching into Poland
If you can get them as Churchills then I want!!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
only if they come with
a matching posing pouch
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

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(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
That would be the rally version

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I linked to those about a month ago
Sloooooow.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I don't really like wearing slippers.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Tanks for that

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm with you here Wuppers
Also, are these not in the same class as novelty ties/socks?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I have a pair of socks that look like crocodiles are eating my feet.
How do you like those apples?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I don't.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Less than if crocodiles were actually eating your feet

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I'd have said worse personally,
at least you can cover the socks with trouser, and strangle the wearer of a tie with the offending article, this is blatant, balls out, waki for the sake of it. And I, for one, will have no part of this ridiculous charade.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I admire your bold stance on this important issue.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I dont even like slippers

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I might

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Yours would have to face backwards though

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Not quite
cos you don't wear them in public.

It is a slippery slope, though.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Shouldn't be with two caterpillar tracks

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
all sorts
one of the most expensive was texting "merry christmas" to the whole of my phonebook whilst on holiday in jamaica and under the influence of some of the caribbean's finest (rum punch before monty says anything)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Mong

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
yes, i was unimpressed with myself
ooh and a bloke i was sexting with a couple of years ago sent me a pic of his c0ck. it was so horrifically evident that he had never even thought of trimming his enormous gusty rude hairs that i forwarded it to a few of my mates for a laugh...



and unfortunately also my uncle.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
makes change from him cock messaging you i suppose

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
is this because i let slip about you and your mum's cock and topped the pop page?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
The popular page is filled in time order, being at the top simply means you are lastest, not the best : p

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
The scar tissue on my finger is beginning to feel really dry and crack a bit, i might put some lip salve on it

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Thanks for this important update
on a matter that's close to all of our hearts.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

hearts insert your orifice of choice.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Well I haven't mentioned it in a bit so i thought you'd like to know how it's going

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I bet she's a cracker
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2235876/Woman-smuggles-fireworks-football-ground-inside-body-throwing-goalkeeper.html
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
The quote from the fan representative is pretty sinister.
If they are detained, we’ll deal with them inside the fan community...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
That comment really needs a musical sting

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Message in a bottle?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
8(

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
That's fucking mental
Shove them up your arse just to throw at someone? Nutcase .
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
fanny

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Sexbomb, sexbomb...

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
hahaha
could do with a 300 shot repeater
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

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