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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi guys!!!!!!!
That Windy Pig character is extremely rude if you ask me.

Who else is extremely rude?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:50, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You've put a lot of effort into this thread eh?
Why is it all UKIP UKIP UKIP in the news today eh?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
THEY ARE AT WAR WITH THE TORIES.
*WAR*, I TELL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Farrange is a cunt, I'd be terrified if he had any real power.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Extremists always seem to do better in times of austerity.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
He's a buffoon and no danger to anyone but himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
+ other light aircraft

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I'm sure we'd all enjoy seeing that picture again:

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Somethings never get old.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Maddie McCann lols.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Doh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
And pilots of small aircraft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
In your own time, lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
In response to your Hawkwind invite;
how many "hot chicks" will be there?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Loads*
*If by "hot chicks" you mean "men over 50 with long greying hair"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
That's my thinking, I'm not too fond of the idea of being the only person there under 30.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Then stay away.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I will check with the other half, see what she's planning on that date.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Probably taking her clothes off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)
For money.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I wonder where you enter your PIN.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)
On her starfish. With your bangrod.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Ignore these dicks and make it happen.
Your missus might well enjoy the gig, Muse are kind of modern prog rock and she loves them, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
It's the 27th of Jan not december, that makes it more likely.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Oh is it?
Plenty of time to get this together then.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
A bookish answer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Damn your ninja skillz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I have no idea WHAT you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
aka the best kind of people.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
According to Jonathan Ross...
no, actually, fuck it. I was going for some kind of lisp-based pun but cannot be fucking bothered with it. This is a shit thread Monty. A SHIT. FUCKING. THREAD.

tl;dr - I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
It's better than yours you fucking pillhead mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Because anything divided by zero is zero?
And I haven't posted a thread in months? Or, indeed, taken ecstasy in even longer? And have never been a mod, in either the b3tan uberfuhrer or 60's suit-clad moped-riding fucktard sense?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Is it blog week or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I'm making lasagna for dinner.
Dunno if I should put mushrooms in it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I would
But then I wouldn't put meat in it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Because you are a stupendous homosexual.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
He's not that good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Why all the questions?
You didn't mean any of them to be answered? Were they rhetorical?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
It's an upwards inflection that makes him sound thick?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Or Australian?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Because
Not really
Yeah
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Your Mum.
The lesbo minx.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Just about, Po-land.
I want to go out and get hammered but no one wants to play on a Monday!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I still felt rough yesterday from Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1792666
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I'm with Tangles here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Bummer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)

here. in a male sauna, he's currently milking my prostrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)
*ejaculols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Me!
YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
+ libellous

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Show me anyone on here who isn't a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
*belms*
Read it again, spack-face.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1792707
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I thought your face was rude
Turns out, it's just offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I am surprised you can see it from under your arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
nomnomnom

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
The best of all the " 'o-fishes".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Something about "I'd fillet"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Oddly enough, I don't keep my eyes under my arse

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
*belms*
Read it again, spack-face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Oh yeah, right enough.
I'm just not used to seeing anyone down there anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
xxxx

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
In other news
My daughter seems to have developed a liking for AC/DC, particularly 'You shook me all night long'.

*Shaken Baby Syndromelols*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Mine likes 'DC as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
your daughter has a liking for bisexuality?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
+Grumpy + Bashful etc...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
She has good taste.
*linguslols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
It's probably because you dress up as a schoolboy
on account of your wife's Zammo fetish, and microbattered thinks Angus Young is you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Don't, you'll just make him krankie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Well I think you are all pretty rude for fucking off and leaving this thread to die.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
anyone who doesn't understand the basic concepts of PLEASE and THANK YOU
see also the CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT who nicked £90 of my shopping in m&s when i set it down for 30 seconds to try on a coat :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
What I don't understand
is why somebody would steal 90 pounds-worth of granny pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
To sell it and buy one third of a haircut

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
because, you muppet, they can be exchanged for OTHER STUFF
or alternatively stuffed onto your grandma's rotting clunge and then used for a glory wank, whichever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Dusty.
She's been dead for over a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
let me guess
she's in the fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
So far today
I have marked as "Resolved" in our bugtracking system something I fixed Friday afternoon. Oh, and completed last weeks timesheet. That's it.

Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Me I am rude
For example if I met Ian Brown I would call him a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

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