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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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See I told you milton keynes was GREAT
www.mk-news.co.uk/News/Deputy-Prime-Minister-Nick-C-20121123150157.htm

Bet all the places you live haven't been praised by Nick Clegg.

Pricks
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:56, 88 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
That journalist has a great surname.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Probably something to do with concrete cows.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Well we all know how many things Nick Clegg has been proved correct about eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I don't actually. Have you got a list?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
1.

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

1 0
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I DISAGREE WITH NICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Well you're wrong. Milton Keynes kicks arse and the rest of the country should say a big thankyou to us.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
People keep starting new thread just as I join in. I have had the last word twice now
Stop it, I feel unloved!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I'm sorry, it's a very bad habit of mine :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
*leaves thread*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I wasn't aware Peterborough was a new town
Explains why it's shit, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Twilight has a lot to answer for
first Warm Bodies and now this: www.smashwords.com/books/view/250048#longdescr
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
ffs internet :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Nope, I've googled around and can't find anything nice said about the place I live by Nick Clegg.
What a cunt, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
YOU SURE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
NO YOUN AR

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
GUTTED!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Is there a 'Tony BLIAR' or Gordon 'CLOWN' version of Nick Clegg's name?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Thick Slag?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Don't be nasty, we're having pizza at hers on Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Yeah go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Do you know the Dutch for cream?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
No?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Slagroom.
Craaaazy Dutch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
DEY SHURE ARE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
*checks daily mail comments section*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Cleggy-boy is pretty much the best they've come up with.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I see. Not their best work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Nick Spineless?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
ZING!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Oh man, Clegg is going to be weeping into his tapas tonight when he reads this biting satire.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
OH THIS IS GOOD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Eureka!!!
Nick 'SMEG'!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
HANG ON - 'DICK SMEG'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
LOL JUST LIKE RED DWARF!!!
SMEEEEEGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
SMEGGING SMEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET IT? SMEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I fail to see what a brand of fridge has to do with politics.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)
SMEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SAYING THE WORD 'SMEG'!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
It's comedy gold fo' sho'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I should be on 'Dave' 24hrs a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
It is indeed the home of witty banter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You already are, it's called 'Top Gear'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Some of my best work, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I fear so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Clearly you've never heard of
Ann "Frigidaire" Widdecombe or Lord Zanussi.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Lord Zanussi is the one who was libelled by Plumdozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is GOOD.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I can see it on placards at the next student fees protest

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
NickING ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Whilst I like this a lot, I can't help but feel it could use a little 'smegging' up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
where I live is praised by nobody
however a nearby town is worse. I wouldn't say it was backward as such, but I passed a Blockbusters on a Sunday the other weekend and it was bustling
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Wow. What a difference!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)
i thought they'd all closed down

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Yeah, they have. Making half the people that post on here redundant.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
There's one in the next town to us.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Not any more.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I'll have a look tomorrow and report back.
Stay tuned!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Some basic internet research reveals
that some appear to still be open.

Not the one in Catford though! Sad times.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I probably own enough DVDs and videos to stock a small branch anyway.
The fun I have trying to decide which one to watch at times, only to find two hours have passed and it's bed time. It's well lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I think I have more than 11, now!
and one of them is a box set of Jacques Tatti.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Is that some sort of twee porn?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I've not watched it
some kind of black and white slapstick comedy I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
It's actually pretty good tbh.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
my dad said I had to watch them
to be a proper art student (yeah, I know I'm a lecturer, he still calls me an art student)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Your dad said I had to nosh him off to be a proper art student.
Not sure about your dad tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I'm surprised you did it
I didn't realise how much you wanted to be an art student
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Monsieur Hulot's Holiday is a family favourite chez Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
it does have that one
It's got Parade, Playtime, Mon Oncle, Les Vacancies de M Hulot and Jour de Fete
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Is the third one the one where he opens an unsuccessful hotel for female homosexuals?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I just realised one of those is it in French
I am an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
You are 'one egg' alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
that's une oeuf

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I am suggesting you are 'AN OAF'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Mon Oncle. Nice one!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
That sounds well saucy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
It's about as saucy as the Communist Party Manifesto,
albeit slightly less saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
What are you doing with the rest of your beef?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
avec green peppers and black bean sauce tonight.
more sarnies tomorrow and then ????? suggestions welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
How much beef do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Over a kilo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Beef in beer, then.
Or stifado.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
That's the difference.
The difference between a successful business and a failing, shit one. Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
i have no idea what is going on here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Well, in a nutshell, you're posting on an internet site.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
OH!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

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