i have to choose a leaving gift for a colleague and alongside the usual champagne etc
i thought about this: www.britishfinefoods.com/cheeseboard/lancashire-bomb-gift-set

would you like this or would you think it sucked mouldy ass?

alt: what b3tan would you like to see leave and what leaving gift would you give them? if that's too controversial for your vanilla tastebuds, try politicians or celebs.

altalt: lunch???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:41, 72 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That advert has the word "tasty" in it multiple times, therefore I hate it.
Happy to help.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I love cheese.
I do cheeseboard instead of cakes in the office on my birthday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

don't buy people food.
It'll only encourage them to stuff their fat piggy little faces.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

maybe you'd be less grumpy if you changed out of those wet shoes and socks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

£24 for some cheese and biscuits?
I commend your attempts to buy the UK out of it's current financial crisis.

Well done.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

out of it is current financial crisis?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Sound the grammar alarm

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

so you think this one rather than the £80 cheese hamper then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

god no
The more cheeses the better.

Just choose them Caerphilly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

include some that's madE backwards

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

please leave the internet at once.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Cheese and cheese board is a nice present i reckon
alt: I think placid should probably leave, we could get him a bottle of a thousand asprin as a gift.

altalt: shit sandwiches
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Alt: I'd like to see all the /talk v2.0 bullies leave.
For a leaving gift I would give them a compendium of The Resident Loon's best anecdotes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

no point replying, she's not here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Bitch.
She's the cancer that is killing this place.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I AM HERE
i just had work to do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

because I'm a plane nerd I got excited when I saw lancashire bomb
But you can shove your cheese up your arse and shart fondue for all I care
(quintsy, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I think there should be less bullying of me
I'm a very delicate flower and it makes me cry. So I vote to get rid of anybody that bullies me, which includes you. Bitch.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Imgine if your eyelids were actually moths, so everytime you blinked you got moths in your eyes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

are you actually naked ape?
I can't tell because you made me laugh
(quintsy, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I am, but with added magic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

i am clicking this with childish glee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

You're an idiot.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Jury is still out on that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)

click
click
click
clickclickclick
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I just had an email from one of my users saying that I'm "as ever, a star"
So eat shit, losers.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:29, Reply)

This one?
news.nationalgeographic.co.uk/news/2008/01/080111-moth-stars.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

A moth star in the constellation "Puppis"
You're just taking the piss now, science
( Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I had a huge baguette full of rare roast beef
horseradish and tomato. It was too big but I ate the lot and now regret it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

what an amazing story..

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Bro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

the stomach can find it hard to adapt to food after a period of forced abstinance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

did you eat it in one go,
if you bend over to tie your shoes it may pierce your side like one of those snakes that ate a whole reindeer or whatever
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

yup. One bite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Monty, earlier:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)

zoinks!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)

This saddens me.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Cheese is awesome
This forum needs more cheese. What's Robin Williams up to these days?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Cheese is good.
Biscuits are good too. As is the chili jam. Will there be a leaving party,
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

not for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I didn't want to go anyway.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I had a lamb and shallot pie and mash from the market
I got a big one and it was almost too much for me. Might be a bit sleepy this afternoon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)

a lamb and shallot pie and mash from to trawl for sailor cock down
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)

goatselols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

That advert contains the word "artisan" in the first sentence
I can therefore conclude that product and everything associated with it contains 77% more cunt than is strictly necessary for anything.

alt: no-one. I mean, there are plenty of utterly shit people bringing the place down, but we just need to man up and deal with it. Won't somebody think of the children?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Cheese = good
Alt:

I want more b3tans, not less. Spread the love ove egs

AltAlt:
Amstel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I would love it.
But then I am a big fat cheese muncher. Just picked up some rather special horseradish cheddar and a nommy one with pickled onion from our local farm shop. I expect it will not last long.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)