What I'm going to do with my life :-(

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:26, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You could impgrenate goats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Do you think there's any money in it?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Job satisfaction

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

For the goats?
Or me?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Depends, baby!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Alright, I'm interested,
Let me know if you have any contacts...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Fuck off
Get your own goats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)

That's just rude!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I prefer the term kinky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Is it just goats?
Or have you branched out?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

As long as it has horns, I'm in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)

What about me?
I have (the) horn(s)?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

have a bath

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

What about a shower?
My 'bath' is not really big enough for a soak.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

It's this "Can't do" attitude that is holding you back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Saving water, no?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

his bath is full of sand...
...and English girls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Hey, I'm in!
..oh wait a minute...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Have some children and live off the state
alt: quit whining.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I have children and don't live off the state
I'm 'stateless', or maybe just 'a state'.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Come home, JimboJames, come home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I'm on my way in a week my friend

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

permanently?
Actually, i don't even know what you do "over there"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Stuff.
That is all you need to know.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Jimbojames Bond

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)

mindpiss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)

ZOMG, have you got a third nipple and is battered your butler?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Butlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Stop it...
you're just scaramangering.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Oh, textbook
The Man With The Golden Pun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

The spectre of a Bond pun subthread raises its head

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)

(Dr) NO.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I expect it to die fairly shortly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

It might live twice

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Or let die

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)

baby you're the best at this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I'm keeping the British end up

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

well close your legs, i can see your golden eye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

That should stop you saying Never again

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Right,
I don't know who you guys really are!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

End it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I don't like you anymore.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Aw just as we were starting to become good friends :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Don't get me wrong,
I think you're great. But I'm not getting the feeling from you, so I'm protecting myself - you know how it goes.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Everyone is banging on about " Big Data" do that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Tell me, tell me,
what is 'Big data'?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Interpretting data sources so large they can't really be done using off the shelf databases.
So things like analysing physics simulations, meterological data, protiene folding, that sort of thing.
However as companies are collecting more and more data the people who do that for research are getting nicely cushy jobs analysing things like how everyone browses ebay, etc
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_data
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Hey, is this what you do?
It sounds pretty fecking cool to me. I analyze loads of data, but in a different way.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Only a very small part. Most my analysis is >terrabyte databases

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

The way you're doing it is outmoded now
Get with the Big Data, JiJay.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

It's the bandwagon I'm jumping on when I get made redundant here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Is that on the cards?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

stop fannying about and waiting for the inevitable
get your CV out there now, you'll then hve time to pick and choose the best role.

Jesus, what would you lot do without me. next up B3th...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I think b3th might do better than you next up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)

There's a queue?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

The animals went in two by two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)

hurrah.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Redundancy payment will give me enough cash to get certified on Hadoop.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I think you're right.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Things like 'the length of my cock'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)

That is binary
0 or 1
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Surely that's 'Big Dada'
But I see your point (from miles away, it's massive).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

it'not really, he's just taught his balls to play the banjole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

*sniggers*

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)

In the Large Hardon Collider, I assume?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

*jousts*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

*tilts*
*falls over*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)