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What the fuck is wrong with you cunts?Eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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I'm hungry.I'm having lasagna and chips tonight. I don't know why.
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I'm thinking of a few pints with Stunsy-wunsy,and I don't know why either.
Lasagna and chips is frighfully northern of you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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It is a bit isn't it. If it drags me further south I'm going to Pizza Express tomorrow.(, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
It's got to be worth a try.Otherwise before you know it you'll be eating 'barm cakes' and what have you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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you could go the other way and end up with a macaroni cheese pie and chips (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:49,
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It is very northern, but also great.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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That's not what those two birds from your office told me.Suffice it to say, I shouldn't be surprised to hear of you running through the town, upstairs and downstairs, in your night gown IF YOU GET MY MEANING.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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HahaI'm sure you'll be pleased to hear that situation has been resolved.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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Let me guess you're going to be doing them both in the server room.(, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I don't quite know what you find so hard to believe.Whether it's the fact that I can be attractive, or that stupid stuff has happened in my handling of it. Either way, this "all virgins on the internet" routine is a little tired coming from you.
Edited for unnecessariness.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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You've had penis enlargement surgery?I applaud (albeit question the wisdom of) your candour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Those penis enlargement pills don't really work, you knowHow much money have you sent based on those emails?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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THEY TAKE 8 MONTHS TO START WORKING OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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I've just bit a mint and it hurt my gumHowever, I have lamb to eat this evening
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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that's what you need, if you want to be a record breaker.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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dysmenorrhoea(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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This reminds me of the Jeff Wayne War of the Worlds(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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Oh man I had Ian Duncan Smith once.Dreadful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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attacked by a bear?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:50,
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In the 50s they used electric shock therapy on your 'kind'.It's widely discredited now, (indeed some people claim 'it' cannot be cured) but might be worth a try?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:51,
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Awesomeness is a terrible curseBut I'm prepared to bravely soldier on.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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he probably thinks this medal is about him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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balls.Your fingers and eyes all clearly work. Unless you're typing with a dobber and guessing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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and I guess I'm breathing and stuff so I suppose not quite everything
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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someone has claimed the inspection muffin(the one reserved for the first person to get an inspector in class...not kill one or anything, mind) but I've not even seen one yet. It is so fucking tense at work at the mo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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Slightly achey hamstringand a complete lack of a template I need for a poster, other than that - I'm fucking splendid, thanks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Oh, I forgotsome unmentionable cunt used the last of the milk without replacing it this afternoon, so I've been without tea since lunch.
I tell you, cunts have died for less.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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I've got an eight pack of Orangina in my pedestal.You can get to fuck with your tea.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:57,
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Fuck your lower class OranginaI've got that orange san pellegrino shit at home.
Admittedly, the bottle of tanqueray next to it is of more interest, mind you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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San Pellegrino is made by Nestle, class-y(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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Africa has too many kids anyway.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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Erm .... so?Also, to repost something earlier ... it's almost as if you missed the blantantly obvious baiting in the post. Almost.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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Oh, don't fucking tell me you're on that "baby killing" horseshitseriously, I thought better of you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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I'm confused, are you replying to yourself or are you a sock puppetAlso, do i strike you as the sort of tosser that has a boycot nestle and Esso sticker in the back of my car?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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I'm holding a conversation with myself due to the lack of anything else to do.And frankly it's impossible to tell what sort of a tosser you are sometimes, but that at least is a relief.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:09,
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I'll take this as a complementI'm gonna make some onion bhaji's tonight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:12,
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Do you work in the corner of Trafalgar Square, by any chance?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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What is worse, is using the last of it, and not replacing it, but putting the empty carton back as a decoy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:57,
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now that, that would be Cunt Con One.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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there is a special level of hell reserved for these people(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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i would never stoop that low(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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I do it all the time, so onee ticket to the city of Dis for me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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You are not Mrs Battered AIdo notCMFP(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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I've got glasses and a bad back like some sort of fucking geriatricI am also scared of a variety of ridiculous things.
Also, I'm French, apparently.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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Well, yeah. There's that.Could be worse, I could be a bent spastic. Thank God for small mercies!
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Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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You call your penis "merci"?you really are a french fucker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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No, I call my penis Lord Chief Justiceand my testicles are called Peace and Truth.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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You too?Well that *is* odd.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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mine's is called the "father"and my balls are the "son" and "holy ghost"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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Mine are 'Land's End' and 'John O'Scrotes'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:05,
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i magine it looks like a tiny elephant's trunk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:05,
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he just asks if she fancies a trip on the pier(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:08,
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a friend has just posteda graph on his fb feed which plots the times at which he received birthday greetings yesterday (fb, phone, text, in person). I am a little bit impressed by the geekery
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:57,
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....but even more aghast at the sheer self-obsessed wankery of posting it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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nahI know him, it'll be all about the stats
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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Why not put whether it makes him a cunt to the vote on here,and then share that 'stat' with him?
I'll start:
CHALK ONE UP FOR 'CUNT'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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IT'S 2- 0 TO 'CUNT' SO FAR CAVY, HOW'S THAT GRAPH LOOKING?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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2-1I don't think he's acunt
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:06,
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I'm sorry, the polling station is now closed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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That'll teach you to apply 'b3th timekeeping' to your daily life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:12,
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She's basically spanish and look how well they're doing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:13,
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Quite so.I take a very dim view of that kind of behaviour, a very dim view indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:15,
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as dim as your flat at towards the end of the month?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:16,
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Kronely has made himself look pretty stupid here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:27,
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And the Jews - don't forget to blame them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:34,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1793890
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:27,
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*googles*wow, way to hit a target audience reference...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:28,
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It's hers and Mr B3th's 'song'It first came out when Mr B3th was at university, around the time of the 'Whitechapel Murders'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:30,
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Pfft!Like mr b3th went to 'university'.
He was down the mines at twelve.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:31,
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Those greedy Romans and their lust for tin!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:32,
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I'm on a LOLevacuationalertLOL!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:17,
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no,house might flood. I personally don't think it will, as i went down to have a chat with the lock keeper.
EDIT: so what i mean is that the man who has lived on the river for 30 odd years, and knows all the trends and problems, and even has control over the level of the river to a point, doesn't think it will, and I'm not a man to argue with a man in a yellow jacket.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:21,
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Ted Bovis is dangerous when angered(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:38,
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sometimes. sporty, these references go so over my head, i wonder if i should just go the way of twohats.Silently in the night.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:42,
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the what?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:21,
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dude, no need.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:23,
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what is tmesis?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:30,
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s'alright, googled it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:30,
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