i know you're joking,
But I do worry about some of the girls that work for me going home on their own after work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where is your pub and what time is closing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

i know where it is, I bought a dj from a shop next door

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Tell him hello from me, will you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i'll have to walk into all pubs in the nearby area shouting Windypig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I meant DJ, you flid.
I'll be going to see him this New Year, dontchaknow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

and that's Oxford, imagine Rotheram

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I bet you can't even begin to imagine Rotherham.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I really can't
the worst place I've ever been is Cheltenham
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I'm going to be in Cheltenham on Friday and Saturday.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Have you ever been to Great Yarmouth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

no
I have been to both Portsmoutha nd Southhampton, which are utter shitholes and should be floated out to sea and sunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Most of the towns in Kent should go the same way.
See also: the Midlands.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Gt Yarmouth takes the fucking biscuit.
I was having dinner in a restaurant (it was a caff) at about 7pm. The toothless inbred caff owner commented that I was out late and that I should eat up and get back to my hotel.

On the way back I saw why. Hordes of chromosomally damaged individuals staggering from pub to pub spitting, pissing, shitting, fighting, fucking and doing drugs in the street.

I have NEVER seen anything like it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)

And you've been to Monty's house.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Walk. In. The. Park.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

+ spitting, pissing, shitting, fighting, fucking and doing drugs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

He lives under a park bench?
I thought that was a myth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I once had the misfortune to be in Hailsham
It closes at 5:30pm - all of it.

Once was in a pub in Stevenage town centre which closed at 6pm too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

You know it's a rough town
if the pubs shut before 8pm.

There are a couple of estate pubs near me that do that. You would only be seen dead in them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)

It was fucking weird

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Home and Away finishes.
Time Gentlemen please.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)

this^
We walked in and the barman would only serve us halves due to it shutting in 15 mins

Eventually managed to find another pub - phew!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I don't know where rotherham is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i can't even spell it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I've been there.
AND Doncaster. AND Barnsley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Even worse
I've lived in Barnsley.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

My mother comes from there : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I bet she's dirty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

o.O

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I thought you were a Scotch?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Half Scotch, half Barnsley
fucking hell.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1795269
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Is it any wonder I'm a brain wrong?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)