As a site based around sick humour, whatcha reckon 'bout dis?
www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/sites-like-uni-lad-only-act-to-support-our-everyday-rape-culture-8360109.html

Alt: has this bin dun? www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/do-you-think-kim-jongun-is-the-sexiest-man-alive-8363885.html

Alt Alt: WANT: www.asuitthatfits.com/shop/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2149&Itemid=461
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:50, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't think that reporter's being serious, Gonz.
I suspect there's a chance of her being whacky.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Oh no, I know that, she's talking about this....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20518929
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Kim Jong Un should marry Samatha Brick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

The silly bint is probably a lezzer or summat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

To be honest I think the "Lol lad" "just banter innit" bollocks is excrutiating
and actually dangerous to women, because the people that go along with that sort of shit are stupid enough to be influenced by what they keep saying.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

TRU LAD!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

sounds like reactionary tabloid bullshit to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)

really?
I see every weekend drunk lads acting like proper Dick heads. I threw a guy out yesterday for grabbing one of the barmaids asses and called her "a sexy little slut"
Worse is the football team, who play boon grabbing games and shout abuse at any girl that gets upset. They pour beer over any girl in a white shirt in clems (club across the road).
I won't have it in my pub, and these lads are out on their pretty fucking quick. If you don't think that culture exists you're an idiot.
Rant over.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Oxford has plenty of pricks
but I didn't think you had that sort of prick. Rugger buggers, I guess.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)

he clearly says football teams

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

theres more of it now than ever,
The Brookes students are bad for it, and like you said, the rugby lads are bad from Oxford as well.
Actually, Brookes university have no rugby team this year, partly because of their behaviour, but also because of rape allegations against some of the team.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

i don't think you can completely associate a particlar sport with a type of behavious
certainly there are rugby dicks, there are football dicks and badger is clearly a hockey prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I went to a big rugby uni and the rugby lads were easily the worst for this sort of thing.
Personal bias on my part, I guess.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

yeah, i definately seen it
The real issue here is big groups of lads. Ruggers tend to grow out of it at least
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

true,
It tends to be any sort of large group of men, that go a bit wild, and sports teams facilitate that. Large groups of girls go wild too, but don't tend to physically and verbally abuse men.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

You've never walked into a pub at the tail end of an Anne Summers party, then.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)

yeah but we don't moan and groan if we get a bit touched up
jeez, wimmin are so touchy!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I worked in a hotel that hosted conferences for Ann Summers agents.
Fucking. Hell.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I don't know what the reps are like
but yeah, I got roundly groped in the pub by drunk, lecherous, middle-aged Welsh harridans. It was awful.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Pretty much as you describe, only from all over the country and with free booze.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

My brother has for several years done the AV for the Ann Summers Annual Conference
PROS: Lingerie Models
CONS: Drunk middle-aged women sales agents
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

It's all the bitches deserve tbf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)

fine, I never really see this behaviour tbh
rape is a big leap though, for saying these sorts of things. Less so from the behviour you see.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

like i said below,
Rape culture sounds a bit strong, but they are sexist and unpleasant. It's a minority, but I've noticed it more in my trade this year especially.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

i blame the girls for dressing like sluts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)

i know you're joking,
But I do worry about some of the girls that work for me going home on their own after work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Where is your pub and what time is closing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

i know where it is, I bought a dj from a shop next door

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Tell him hello from me, will you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i'll have to walk into all pubs in the nearby area shouting Windypig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I meant DJ, you flid.
I'll be going to see him this New Year, dontchaknow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

and that's Oxford, imagine Rotheram

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I bet you can't even begin to imagine Rotherham.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I really can't
the worst place I've ever been is Cheltenham
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I'm going to be in Cheltenham on Friday and Saturday.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Have you ever been to Great Yarmouth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

no
I have been to both Portsmoutha nd Southhampton, which are utter shitholes and should be floated out to sea and sunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Most of the towns in Kent should go the same way.
See also: the Midlands.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Gt Yarmouth takes the fucking biscuit.
I was having dinner in a restaurant (it was a caff) at about 7pm. The toothless inbred caff owner commented that I was out late and that I should eat up and get back to my hotel.

On the way back I saw why. Hordes of chromosomally damaged individuals staggering from pub to pub spitting, pissing, shitting, fighting, fucking and doing drugs in the street.

I have NEVER seen anything like it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)

And you've been to Monty's house.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Walk. In. The. Park.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

+ spitting, pissing, shitting, fighting, fucking and doing drugs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

He lives under a park bench?
I thought that was a myth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I once had the misfortune to be in Hailsham
It closes at 5:30pm - all of it.

Once was in a pub in Stevenage town centre which closed at 6pm too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

You know it's a rough town
if the pubs shut before 8pm.

There are a couple of estate pubs near me that do that. You would only be seen dead in them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)

It was fucking weird

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Home and Away finishes.
Time Gentlemen please.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)

this^
We walked in and the barman would only serve us halves due to it shutting in 15 mins

Eventually managed to find another pub - phew!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I don't know where rotherham is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i can't even spell it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I've been there.
AND Doncaster. AND Barnsley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Even worse
I've lived in Barnsley.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

My mother comes from there : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I bet she's dirty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

o.O

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I thought you were a Scotch?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Half Scotch, half Barnsley
fucking hell.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1795269
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Is it any wonder I'm a brain wrong?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Thats what I reckon

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Alt: Something about taking Jong Un up the wrong'un

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Butty Down!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I'd do tha Kim Jong bird up the wrong un any day of the week.
Sexy little bint.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)

bird from hanson lols

( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

REGRETFUL LAD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I've been to Romania
They don't have your picture anywhere. Not on the money, not on the stamps, nowhere.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I don't like to rule by cult of personality.
I am a kind and munificent monarch. You've got to keep everyone happy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

There are several very fit Romanian women in my office
It's very distracting.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Romania's a country of two halves.
The cities are full of exceptionally attractive people. The country's full of hairy, shambling creatures whose gender isn't always immediately apparent.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I went out with a girl from Romania once.
True story.

Or was it Bulgaria?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I don't know, Stunned, I wasn't there.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)

It was Moldova.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

*pointsatyouwithfingeronnose*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Because she had Mold all Ova her mimsy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

ARRRR, JIM LAD!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Alright gonz.
I think rape culture is the wrong term, but the behaviour of some guys, especially the young ones, is appalling.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)

And if you give them a slap, you're the one in the wrong.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I have to be very careful not to hit people.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I'm having a break. I am fucking knackered.
I come in here, expecting 'banter' and 'lolarity' and what do I get?

Rape shoved in my face. And rape smells.

Afternoon, bumders. And yes, that was a come on, I am obviously begging for it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

A break from what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Snoozing.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

malting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Do you mean moulting?
Or are you suggesting she's brewing vinegar?
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I'm suggesting that she shits out loaves of Soreen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I used to enjoy Soreen.
Not anymore :(
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Don't make me break out the moth pictures, Froggy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

MODS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

D TH
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)

ABUSE OF MOTH POWERS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)

i need a snooze
but I am currently a bit shit at sleeping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Writing.
It's going slower than a spastic in a magnet factory, to quote Gene Hunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Are spastics magnetic?
What are you writing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

The last ten thousand words of a fifty thousand word writing project.
I have to finish by midnight Friday, and it's going very, very slowly.

Also, i believe the implication was that the spastic in question would be in a big metal wheelchair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

is a LARP sex fantasy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Ok.
What I meant to say is what are you writing about?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)

It's not a LARP fantasy.
but if I told you any more, I;d have to kill you. Soz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

if I told you any more, I;d have to kill you. I don't really know.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

About fifty thousand words.
Can't you read?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Bored of this now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I have to go to Dumfries tomorrow
:o0
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

It's nice to galloway from the office.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

*pretends to be cat*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Dumfries is quite nice, I spent many years there as a nipper

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

make a new one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Ah, time to go home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

i got out of work early
after a couple of weeks of 6 and 7pm + finishes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I'm finishing in eight minutes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)