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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:06, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Who's died?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:07, Reply)
aa's mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:16, Reply)
15 years and counting

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:13, Reply)
STOP BULLYING LEGLESS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:16, Reply)
touch me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:17, Reply)
+ all night long, Fonda Rea’s best track

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:20, Reply)
MORNING 'SAM FOX', HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:24, Reply)
oh man, Sam Fox
I still would.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:27, Reply)
Yeah good luck with that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Isn't she a 'friend of your mum' so to speak?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:31, Reply)
I was about to post the same thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Certainly not.
My mother would never be friends with a working class person.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Really? That's odd, considering she has working class children.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
yeah, but she hates them.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Understandable

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)
GOOD MORNING NAKERS HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?
GOSH IT'S REALLY LOVELY AND CHILLY THIS MORNING ISN'T IT? HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING? I BET YOU'RE REALLY HAVING A NICE DAY. HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:19, Reply)
Cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:20, Reply)
If all your posts today are going to be like this then you should spend the day hanging out on /calendar

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:21, Reply)
Me and my new /FAQ mates think you're all pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Wavy lines

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:29, Reply)
*obvious sex lie*
*beheaded drug dealer*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)
I’m guessing the conference call wasn’t good?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)
it was as good as can be expected after 2 hours sleep...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)
GOOD MORNING NAKERS HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
GOSH BIT COLD OUT EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)
hampshire looked beautiful this morning
SFrost and sun and crisp blue skies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)
GOSH YES I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)
MORNING NAKERS!
ENJOYING THE EARLY MORNING DRUM N BASS?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)
MORNING NAKERS!!!!!
IT'S FRRRRIIIIIDAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Don't worry Nakers, we're here to make you feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)
No, not that, the other thing.
Oh yeah that's it: relentlessly bully you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)
I feel I provide a service

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

feel I provide am
ervice pastic
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Morning, Moustache Sally, Mosutache Sally, Moustache Sally now baby.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)
my team have raised 3 grand

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)
What a waste.
Hardly anyone ever gets moustache cancer in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)
your mum got it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)
No, that's just the 'dirty Sanchez' I gave her.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Are you my new Daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I am the Daddy now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Well, that answers that question.
Definitely chips.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)
'Where's your tool?'
'He's online moaning about a hangover and a lack of sleep'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
my tongue tastes of gin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)
GOSH I BET THAT'S A BIT WEIRD EH NAKERS, EH NAKERS.
EH, NAKERS?????!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)
You need some nice runny eggs to sort you out

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Nonsense, what the boy needs is a massive Old Holborn rollup and a large port.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I would destroy that, just like I destroyed your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)
You'd prod it lamely with your semi-erect penis until it got bored?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Atomic yolk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
hey Monty
Stop following me around and bullying me, you're worse than Legless.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)
^ GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I read it as "Don't stop following me around, I love any attention."

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)
I read it as 'someone's done a jobbie in the little pool and the antenatal tone-up class starts in ten minutes.
What am I going to do?!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
UB40szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I read it as 'I regularly libel peers of the realm, such as the totally innocent Lord McAlpine, who I repeatedly called a paedo'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)
How are you getting on with your blog?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Alright nakers.
Fuck off nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)
'Ahhhh, Pigsyyyyyyy'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I asked your missus out for a drink

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
So I hear. Good-oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I'm gonna wear my lucky pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I'm wearing mine already!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)
They dont appear to work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
The inside of the back of my jeans disagrees with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Shart Attack with Neil Buchanan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Neil Poo-Cannon MORE LIKE!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
*proffers empty Pringles tube*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
are you not planning on changing them before January?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Fuck no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)

luck onl
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This doesn't work!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
It's the lucky from Windy's post
but I've replied to Monty as that's who I'm implying has only one pair of pants.

It's a little more subtle than usual, but shouldn't be beyond the wit of man to follow. Buck up Sporto!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I was with you lighty.
I was with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

u i
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
You coming tonight?
fc07.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/190/6/4/Cummingtonite__by_MDarksands.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)
nah, I've been told i have to stay for the reception of this wedding, so by the time i get in to London it will be too late,
And there is a pretty strong chance I'll be shit faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
one day lighty, we shall meet,
And on that day, I'll buy you a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
And on the next day, I'll wake up with no memory and a sore bottom?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I'm a very gentle date rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
:)
I had a cracking drive over to Dumfries yesterday. The countryside along the A69 is rather nice when its all cold and frozen

It is payday and I have toast and peanut butter - today is a good day

/icecube
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
SPORTO!
alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Have you heard anymore from Two Hats?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I heard he had sold one of his hats to prevent people from recognising him.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)
He gazzed me.
He said he wasn't coming back on here because all the good people have gone and it's like /talk 2.0 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
*pours one out for lost homies*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

pours knocks
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Yeah baby

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
It's got a long way to go before it's that bad.
I've lived through the death of one good board, man. It's not happening again. NOT ON MY WATCH.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Fucking great, ta!
I've slept really well all week. This is a first

Are you able to walk round Oxford or do you still requires canoes?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Not quite sho' why my previous post was from Westside
*gang-signs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I read that as Westlife
it's early yet
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
*stands up for key change*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
It's going down,
Some bits still ducked though, but I'm alright, so Fuck em.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Morning Nakers
Have you been a very silly boy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
It would seem so, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I went to bed at 5

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

at with a
+ year old
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
What a Rolf

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
He gets nightmares if he watches the six o'clock news
so nowadays his mum makes him go straight to bed after Blockbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
You'd have been better staying awake

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I've been silly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

ve been silly

m a bent spastic with a hangover
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
*bangs pots and pans*
How's the head?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
That's one weird fetish you got there

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
there's nowt wrong with a spot of panfucking.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Best not ask for white sauce round your house...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Silly locals
No-one cooks with the pans they fuck. You keep a separate set.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Oh, you have "fuckware".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Tupperware, if you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
These are both very good. Have a house point, both of you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Bored with this now.
Has anyone got a good thread that will entice everone out?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Was it worth it?
*chinks glass*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)

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