I enjoy reading novels about the character Jack Reacher
I like to pretend that he's actually real and if I were in a real bind that there is a good chance he would somehow come into my life and help me out.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

+ound

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

*birthday click*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

so easy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

haha you're good today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Have you seen there's a film coming out with Tom Cruise playing Reacher?
Tom Cruise FFS, hardly comparable to physical description of the character in the books.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I thought you lot had to stick up for each other?
Or are you trying to get ahead in the pecking order for a go on Smurfette?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

You'd make an excellent Reacher.
With all the practice you get in shops, the kitchen etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Trying to get onto the sofa...

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)

trying to get back off the sofa without twisting his ankle as he drops the last six inches

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)

In the way you're an excellent lifter
Shops, shirts etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Tom Crews is a cocktail maker, Tom Crews is a pretty good cocktail maker. Tom crews has a chrisis of confidence and is no longer a good cocktail maker. Tom Crews meets a girl, gains his confidence and then becomes a good cocktail maker again.
Tom Crews is a fighter-pilot, Tom Crews is a pretty good fighter-pilot. Tom crews has a chrisis of confidence and is no longer a good fighter-pilot. Tom Crews meets a girl, gains his confidence and then becomes a good fighter-pilot again.
Tom Crews is a race driver, Tom Crews is a pretty good race driver. Tom crews has a chrisis of confidence and is no longer a good race driver. Tom Crews meets a girl, gains his confidence and then becomes a good race driver again.
Tom Crews is a warior of worlds.....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Rich Hall?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Possibly, american bloke?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)

My daughter turned to me on the bus on Sunday and said
'Daddy when I'm watching Noggin the Nog I feel like I'm in the story', which is almost vomit-inducingly cute but an indicator of excellent taste, I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

That is a wonderfully cute thing to come out with.
It's sad that it happened on such a povvo form of transport though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

on the bus in the limo
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)