I've been in a few plays, me.
1. Aged 5 I was a flower in my primary school play. Brown tights, a brown rollneck and big petals framing my angelic face.
2. Aged 6 I was on some next level shit at the primary school play: a BIRD. Blue sparkly costume and, once again, tights.
3. Aged 7 I was in the Sunday school play, with my first and only speaking role. Humiliating to relate, I played a Jew with a skullcap on - but wowed the critics with my line 'FIVE LOAVES AND THREE SMALL FISHES?' said in an incredulous and not at all stentorian tone.

I should try out for one of Emvee's zombie films.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's a lot of tights for a minor to be wearing.
I don't know how to break this to you, but I think your teacher was a fiddler.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

my dad was always in shit at school
one day he was told that he wasn't getting detention or a caning as usual, he was getting a much worse punishment: he had to be in the shakespeare play. in purple tights.

that was about 60 years ago and his brother and mates have never let him forget it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Monty was way too ugly to be nonced, what with his straggly beard and long greasy hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Straggly beards are not what your average nonce is looking for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)

i think I meant scraggly
but either way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

hmmm
and how do you know that, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

*deletes browsing history*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Are you still working on that book?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)

What caused Mashmallows breakdown yesterday?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)

link?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/mademelaugh/post1802064
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

The main one:
b3ta.com/questions/mademelaugh/post1801789?highlight=answers-post-1801844
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:35, Reply)

You where whiteknighted by dozer.
A new low.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Surely it's more turqoise knighted?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Worst of all the knights

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I really don't know.
I made one small reference to his creepy email hacking story and the poor boy disintegrated before my very eyes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

He doesn't seem to notice your name doesn't contain the word merrily.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)

He's got bigger problems to worry about, I'd say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)