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	 Monty and Battered and Nakers are back Hurah!
	Monty and Battered and Nakers are back Hurah!
 	So, what's fucked up your day?
Alt: what thing from the past can you do without
AltAlt: What's the point of /talk these days?
AltALtAtl:first one to tell me to fuck off is a rapist
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:15,
	
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	 Oh fuck off.
	Oh fuck off.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:16,
	
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	 fuck off to /talk where you belong
	fuck off to /talk where you belong
 	you wotten bully
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:18,
	
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	 We don't want him.
	We don't want him.
 	You touched him last. You keep him.
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie
 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:12,
	
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	 It's like pass the parcel with dogbots
	It's like pass the parcel with dogbots
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13,
	
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	 alt: Spangles.
	alt: Spangles.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:17,
	
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	 'member them eh?
	'member them eh?
 	/Peter fucking Kay
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:18,
	
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	 I don't think Peter Kay is old enough to remember spangles.
	I don't think Peter Kay is old enough to remember spangles.
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie
 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13,
	
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	 Dear Wilf, do fuck off, there's a dear.
	Dear Wilf, do fuck off, there's a dear.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22,
	
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	 Hey I did a strike through earier and didn't fuck it up
	Hey I did a strike through earier and didn't fuck it up
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:23,
	
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	 lacist
	lacist
 	
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25,
	
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	 no rissening to you!
	no rissening to you!
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26,
	
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	 Awwww, he a velly lude man!
	Awwww, he a velly lude man!
 	
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:27,
	
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	 Hahahahaha
	Hahahahaha
 	Just got this
NINJA edit not required
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:34,
	
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	 WELL DONE HARDROCK THE HARE.
	WELL DONE HARDROCK THE HARE.
 	WELL DONE INDEED.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26,
	
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	 \o/..........................
	\o/..........................
 	Wait you’re not being sarcastic are you?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
	
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	 Would I do that? Is that what you think?
	Would I do that? Is that what you think?
 	Wow man that hurts.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:36,
	
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	 Sorry for ever doubting you 8(
	Sorry for ever doubting you 8(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37,
	
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	 I...I'm not sure we can be friends now.
	I...I'm not sure we can be friends now.
 	The bond of trust has been broken.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40,
	
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	 CQ made me do it
	CQ made me do it
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40,
	
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	 That guy is really starting to get on my double D's.
	That guy is really starting to get on my double D's.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:42,
	
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	 Corporal and capital punishment, burning witches at the stake
	Corporal and capital punishment, burning witches at the stake
 	Oh and baby come back
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22,
	
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	 this is the worst trolling.
	this is the worst trolling.
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:23,
	
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	 You won't believe this guy The Doveston.
	You won't believe this guy The Doveston.
 	He is a frightful character and no mistake.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25,
	
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	 Is that like a French exchange?
	Is that like a French exchange?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:32,
	
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	 It's some crazy arsed shit there, it was affiliated with Liberty.
	It's some crazy arsed shit there, it was affiliated with Liberty.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
	
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	 and the BBC
	and the BBC
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
	
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	 Now then now then
	Now then now then
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35,
	
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	 and now you are planning on resurrecting it?
	and now you are planning on resurrecting it?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
	
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	 was I ever away?
	was I ever away?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:34,
	
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	 with the fairies, probably
	with the fairies, probably
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35,
	
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	 Darth is in  Norwich
	Darth is in  Norwich
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37,
	
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	 Alt: come on - I'm talking to you, come o-on.
	Alt: come on - I'm talking to you, come o-on.
 	Alt alt: it's even more moribund than here sometimes. I like it on there but sometimes there are no posts for fucking ages.
Altalt: fuck off
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35,
	
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	 FUCKING HELL WILF YOU'VE BROKEN THE INTERNET AGAIN
	FUCKING HELL WILF YOU'VE BROKEN THE INTERNET AGAIN
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37,
	
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	 You tremendous cunt.
	You tremendous cunt.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:38,
	
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	 Who thinks the hobbit is going to be good then?
	Who thinks the hobbit is going to be good then?
 	Guardian only gives it three stars.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:46,
	
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	 I care a great deal more about them getting that right than LOTR which I think is an inferior story.
	I care a great deal more about them getting that right than LOTR which I think is an inferior story.
 	I read the Hobbit repeatedly as a yout' man. I bet they fuck it up.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:50,
	
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	 Apparently it's much closer to the book than the LOTR films were.
	Apparently it's much closer to the book than the LOTR films were.
 	And as such it's quite slowly paced.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:51,
	
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	 I hope this is right.
	I hope this is right.
 	I would be quite miffed if he'd decided he know better than Tolkein about what makes a good story.
When is it out?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:57,
	
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	 we are in agreement
	we are in agreement
 	the bits that they changed in LOTR were not for the better.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04,
	
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	 Previews on thursday, general release friday.
	Previews on thursday, general release friday.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:20,
	
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	 Bloody hell Monts, why don't you just shove Megatron up your arse and swish around for us as well, you massive ponce?
	Bloody hell Monts, why don't you just shove Megatron up your arse and swish around for us as well, you massive ponce?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:12,
	
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	 i reckon it'll be lovely
	i reckon it'll be lovely
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 i read that in tune with the wizard of oz
	i read that in tune with the wizard of oz
 	"monty and naked and battered oh my!"
alt: disastrous dates
altalt: was there ever a point?
altaltalt: i'm a girl, i can't rape you
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:48,
	
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	 Have you not heard of strap on's?
	Have you not heard of strap on's?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:52,
	
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	 like that would be rape
	like that would be rape
 	he'd love a bit of it
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:54,
	
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	 damn right I would.
	damn right I would.
 	 *wink*
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
	
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	 anyone having trouble logging into gmail. I'm getting 502 errors.
	anyone having trouble logging into gmail. I'm getting 502 errors.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:53,
	
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	 I used it earlier
	I used it earlier
 	but right now it's taking ages to load
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:55,
	
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	 I blame wilf and his shit threads.
	I blame wilf and his shit threads.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 Nah soz
	Nah soz
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 I am having problems with it as well.
	I am having problems with it as well.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 HSH threads ruin the internet. We all knew it, but now there's proof.
	HSH threads ruin the internet. We all knew it, but now there's proof.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
	
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	 He's a terrible person.
	He's a terrible person.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59,
	
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	 That Wilf character is causing a lot of problems for a lot of people.
	That Wilf character is causing a lot of problems for a lot of people.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59,
	
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	 maybe google are just embarrassed that you've not had any new emails since 'welcome to gmail' but you still check it every ten minutes
	maybe google are just embarrassed that you've not had any new emails since 'welcome to gmail' but you still check it every ten minutes
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00,
	
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	 Freecycle alerts STILL COUNT
	Freecycle alerts STILL COUNT
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00,
	
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	 Well that sucks, I usually only get one or two errors
	Well that sucks, I usually only get one or two errors
 	*jazz hands*
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
	
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	 Your hair, and your clothes, right?
	Your hair, and your clothes, right?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03,
	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04,
	
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	 I'm not scared of photos, Battered. I'm not a pussy.
	I'm not scared of photos, Battered. I'm not a pussy.
 	It's all that flapping and getting in your hair they do :(
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05,
	
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	 They have these moths that look like hummingbirds in cyprus that are well pretty.
	They have these moths that look like hummingbirds in cyprus that are well pretty.
 	One of the strongest momeries that i'll never forget is a sign from my dad pointing them out to me.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:56,
	
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	 Eve's gonz
 	 www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804208
	Eve's gonz
 	 www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804208
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58,
	
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	 Alright mate? how's it going?
	Alright mate? how's it going?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30,
	
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	 Just about recovered from a massive self induced hangover
	Just about recovered from a massive self induced hangover
 	this morning hair of the dog and all.
You OK?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:31,
	
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	 being tired and grouchy
	being tired and grouchy
 	everyone in our department seems to be at the moment.
alt: bubonic plague, leg warmers, dinosaurs
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:54,
	
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	 Woah
	Woah
 	I had Bauer legwarmers to go with my bauer skates TRUSTORY
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 i don't even know what that means
	i don't even know what that means
 	is it something to do with the guy in 24?
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 Why won't they just let him get the job done :(
	Why won't they just let him get the job done :(
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
	
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	 i was blagging, mind
	i was blagging, mind
 	I've never seen 24
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
	
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	 It was either Bauers or Graffs in Winchester.
	It was either Bauers or Graffs in Winchester.
 	I had a skateboard instead because I was heterosexual.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
	
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	 my god
	my god
 	you had things with proper makes when you were kids?!
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
	
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	 :o(
	:o(
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07,
	
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	 When I were a lass we had
	When I were a lass we had 
 	pig's ears for shoes and if we wanted them to roll we just had to imagine it, although we had to pay mill owner a shilling for each imaginary wheel...
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:14,
	
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	 Same here.
	Same here.
 	I'd like it if dinosaurs came back, they could eat every cunt that has been refering to 'T-Rex's since Jurasic park came out. when I were a lad learning the long names was pone of the best bits.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06,
	
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	 I think they'd just get in teh way of motorways
	I think they'd just get in teh way of motorways
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15,
	
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	 serves the car-driving bastards right.
	serves the car-driving bastards right.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:17,
	
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	 oi!
	oi!
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:22,
	
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	 except the ones who give me lifts, obviously.
	except the ones who give me lifts, obviously.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:30,
	
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	 Nothing,
	Nothing, 
 	I've had quite a good day thanks very much. 
Do you ever post on /talk? Did you ever?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
	
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	 Alright 'Adam Ant'
	Alright 'Adam Ant'
 	The poor lamb wouldn't last ten seconds on /talk.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00,
	
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	 So why does his opinion of what goes on their mean a shit?
	So why does his opinion of what goes on their mean a shit?
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03,
	
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	 I'd say it doesn't in any conceivable way.
	I'd say it doesn't in any conceivable way.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06,
	
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	 + never did
	+ never did
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07,
	
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	 I know i bailed to this place because it wasn't the talk i wanted,
	I know i bailed to this place because it wasn't the talk i wanted, 
 	But at one stage it was a place of mirth and bullying. It was the internet.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:08,
	
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	 /talk has gotten even quieter than this place recently. Needs more bollocks parrot.
	/talk has gotten even quieter than this place recently. Needs more bollocks parrot.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11,
	
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	 at one point
	at one point
 	but that point is long gone and this place is better for your presence
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12,
	
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	 It still has its moments sometimes.
	It still has its moments sometimes.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12,
	
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	 I have but it was like here on a shit day
	I have but it was like here on a shit day
 	and I just couldn't be bothered to hang around long enough to leard ther in-jokes.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03,
	
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	 Then shut up about it.
	Then shut up about it.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05,
	
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	 I didn't raise the subjects WInders
	I didn't raise the subjects WInders
 	I'm just responding to that Doverson cad trying to poach our posters.  They may be cunts but they are our cunts.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09,
	
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	 They can have nakers.
	They can have nakers.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:14,
	
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	 nah, Nakers is alright
	nah, Nakers is alright
 	for a marketing cunt.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:20,
	
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	 WTN
	WTN
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:26,
	
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	 your words make the baby jesus cry
	your words make the baby jesus cry
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:34,
	
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	 The point of /talk is self-evident.
	The point of /talk is self-evident.
 	
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06,
	
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	 Are you the real kroney?
	Are you the real kroney? 
 	I thought the real kroney had a Christmas name?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09,
	
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	 Nah, this chap is only a year old on here
	Nah, this chap is only a year old on here
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12,
	
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	 aller et baisent un babouin
	aller et baisent un babouin
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11,
	
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	 Perhaps you should go join /talk
	Perhaps you should go join /talk
 	Hopefully they'll bully you into that suicide you've been circling for months.
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:19,
	
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	 Bien essayé mon petit ami mais pas de cigare pour vous.
	Bien essayé mon petit ami mais pas de cigare pour vous.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21,
	
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	 Click
	Click
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21,
	
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	 Unlike the point of CQ.
	Unlike the point of CQ. 
 	If there ever was one.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:13,
	
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	 I pretty much only exist for entertainment value and decoration.
	I pretty much only exist for entertainment value and decoration.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21,
	
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	 Merely my opinion
	Merely my opinion
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15,
	
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	 needs to be a tincy bit bigger
	needs to be a tincy bit bigger
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:37,
	
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	 Sickness
	Sickness
 	I'm tip-top, ironically, but two people have called in sick so I have to do their pissing work. 
Alt: AIDS
AltAlt: Sorry - "these days"?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:19,
	
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	 Alright gorgeous, glad you are well.
	Alright gorgeous, glad you are well.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:23,
	
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	 *blushes*
	*blushes*
 	Aw, you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:32,
	
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	 has everyone fucked off?
	has everyone fucked off?
 	Dammit entertain me on the train
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:43,
	
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	 Nah, I've just rocked up.
	Nah, I've just rocked up.
 	Tell me about your exciting jet set life, 'riding the rails'.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:45,
	
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	 not even sure where I am...
	not even sure where I am...
 	I will be late home, then working, then up early to go to York.
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:50,
	
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	 Sounds action packed.
	Sounds action packed.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:53,
	
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	 it's the world of work B3thy
	it's the world of work B3thy
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:58,
	
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	 Uh
	Uh
 	I need entertaining for half an hour or so, I thought I was late to go out, but I'm not.  Off for a christmas dinner in a bit
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:56,
	
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	 what are you dressing up as?
	what are you dressing up as?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:00,
	
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	 i'm not
	i'm not
 	I am actually going out with no theme, no costume.  Just a nice top and trousers
shocking
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:01,
	
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	 Where are you all?
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804767
	 Where are you all?
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804767
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:33,
	
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	 soz was underground
	soz was underground
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:55,
	
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	 All Fucking night I'm here to entertain you and what do you do.......
	All Fucking night I'm here to entertain you and what do you do.......
 	Fuck off into a tunnel THATS WHAT
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:59,
	
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	 let me know if you're going to have time for a pint, yeah?
	let me know if you're going to have time for a pint, yeah?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:59,
	
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 	a pint a damn good bumming
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:04,
	
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	 soz mate, will be long gone before you get home from leeds
	soz mate, will be long gone before you get home from leeds
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:07,
	
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	 Are you in the city centre?
	Are you in the city centre?
 	During your visit to york?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:09,
	
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	 Well planned.
	Well planned. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:23,
	
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	 Not planned Instinct
	Not planned Instinct
 	Like that fight or flight thing
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:24,
	
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	 Either way, it's the correct thing to do.
	Either way, it's the correct thing to do. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:34,
	
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	 I can imagine Nakers all dressed up like Hannable Smith
	I can imagine Nakers all dressed up like Hannable Smith
 	Taking a pull on his cigar saying "I love it when a plan comes together"
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:37,
	
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	 I can imagine Nakers accidentally stubbing his cigar out in his eye
	I can imagine Nakers accidentally stubbing his cigar out in his eye
 	because he's a bent spastic.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:41,
	
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	 *doff's hat* Eves DG
	*doff's hat* Eves DG
 	He might be a bent spastic but hes our bent spastic
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:42,
	
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	 True.
	True.
 	I'm thinking about going to watch the match.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:44,
	
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	 Burn baby burn
	Burn baby burn 
 	Ohhhhh......wait not that kind of match?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:46,
	
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	 Fuck it, I could do with a laugh so I'm heading off to the pub to watch it.
	Fuck it, I could do with a laugh so I'm heading off to the pub to watch it.
 	If the missus wasn't sparked out on the couch I'd stay in.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:47,
	
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	 Have a good one
	Have a good one 
 	Who's playing?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:48,
	
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	 Fulham v Newcastle
	Fulham v Newcastle
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58,
	
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	 You a Magpies fan?
	You a Magpies fan?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:01,
	
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	 For my sins.
	For my sins.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:02,
	
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	 I once kicked Andy Cole in the balls
	I once kicked Andy Cole in the balls
 	TRUFAX
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:03,
	
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	 Speak for yourself.
	Speak for yourself. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:19,
	
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	 Clicking this.
	Clicking this. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:19,
	
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