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Monty and Battered and Nakers are back Hurah!
So, what's fucked up your day?

Alt: what thing from the past can you do without

AltAlt: What's the point of /talk these days?

AltALtAtl:first one to tell me to fuck off is a rapist
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:15, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Oh fuck off.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)
fuck off to /talk where you belong
you wotten bully
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
We don't want him.
You touched him last. You keep him.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)
It's like pass the parcel with dogbots

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)
alt: Spangles.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)
'member them eh?
/Peter fucking Kay
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I don't think Peter Kay is old enough to remember spangles.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Dear Wilf, do fuck off, there's a dear.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Hey I did a strike through earier and didn't fuck it up

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
lacist

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
no rissening to you!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Awwww, he a velly lude man!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Hahahahaha
Just got this

NINJA edit not required
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
WELL DONE HARDROCK THE HARE.
WELL DONE INDEED.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
\o/..........................
Wait you’re not being sarcastic are you?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Would I do that? Is that what you think?
Wow man that hurts.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Sorry for ever doubting you 8(

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I...I'm not sure we can be friends now.
The bond of trust has been broken.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
CQ made me do it

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
That guy is really starting to get on my double D's.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Corporal and capital punishment, burning witches at the stake
Oh and baby come back
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
this is the worst trolling.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
You won't believe this guy The Doveston.
He is a frightful character and no mistake.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I had never heard of this before
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Is that like a French exchange?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
It's some crazy arsed shit there, it was affiliated with Liberty.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
and the BBC

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Now then now then

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35, Reply)
and now you are planning on resurrecting it?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
was I ever away?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
with the fairies, probably

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Darth is in Norwich

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Alt: come on - I'm talking to you, come o-on.
Alt alt: it's even more moribund than here sometimes. I like it on there but sometimes there are no posts for fucking ages.

Altalt: fuck off
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35, Reply)
FUCKING HELL WILF YOU'VE BROKEN THE INTERNET AGAIN

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
You tremendous cunt.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Who thinks the hobbit is going to be good then?
Guardian only gives it three stars.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I care a great deal more about them getting that right than LOTR which I think is an inferior story.
I read the Hobbit repeatedly as a yout' man. I bet they fuck it up.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Apparently it's much closer to the book than the LOTR films were.
And as such it's quite slowly paced.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I hope this is right.
I would be quite miffed if he'd decided he know better than Tolkein about what makes a good story.

When is it out?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:57, Reply)
we are in agreement
the bits that they changed in LOTR were not for the better.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Previews on thursday, general release friday.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Bloody hell Monts, why don't you just shove Megatron up your arse and swish around for us as well, you massive ponce?

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:12, Reply)
i reckon it'll be lovely

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
i read that in tune with the wizard of oz
"monty and naked and battered oh my!"

alt: disastrous dates

altalt: was there ever a point?

altaltalt: i'm a girl, i can't rape you
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Have you not heard of strap on's?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:52, Reply)
like that would be rape
he'd love a bit of it
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
damn right I would.
*wink*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)
anyone having trouble logging into gmail. I'm getting 502 errors.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I used it earlier
but right now it's taking ages to load
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I blame wilf and his shit threads.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Nah soz

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I am having problems with it as well.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
HSH threads ruin the internet. We all knew it, but now there's proof.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
He's a terrible person.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)
That Wilf character is causing a lot of problems for a lot of people.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)
maybe google are just embarrassed that you've not had any new emails since 'welcome to gmail' but you still check it every ten minutes

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Freecycle alerts STILL COUNT

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Well that sucks, I usually only get one or two errors
*jazz hands*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Your hair, and your clothes, right?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)


(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I'm not scared of photos, Battered. I'm not a pussy.
It's all that flapping and getting in your hair they do :(
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxEfZi4C5jM
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)
They have these moths that look like hummingbirds in cyprus that are well pretty.
One of the strongest momeries that i'll never forget is a sign from my dad pointing them out to me.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Eve's gonz
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804208
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Alright mate? how's it going?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Just about recovered from a massive self induced hangover
this morning hair of the dog and all.
You OK?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)
being tired and grouchy
everyone in our department seems to be at the moment.

alt: bubonic plague, leg warmers, dinosaurs
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Woah
I had Bauer legwarmers to go with my bauer skates TRUSTORY
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
i don't even know what that means
is it something to do with the guy in 24?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Why won't they just let him get the job done :(

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
i was blagging, mind
I've never seen 24
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)
It was either Bauers or Graffs in Winchester.
I had a skateboard instead because I was heterosexual.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
my god
you had things with proper makes when you were kids?!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)
:o(

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)
When I were a lass we had
pig's ears for shoes and if we wanted them to roll we just had to imagine it, although we had to pay mill owner a shilling for each imaginary wheel...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Same here.
I'd like it if dinosaurs came back, they could eat every cunt that has been refering to 'T-Rex's since Jurasic park came out. when I were a lad learning the long names was pone of the best bits.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I think they'd just get in teh way of motorways

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)
serves the car-driving bastards right.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)
oi!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)
except the ones who give me lifts, obviously.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Nothing,
I've had quite a good day thanks very much.

Do you ever post on /talk? Did you ever?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Alright 'Adam Ant'
The poor lamb wouldn't last ten seconds on /talk.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)
So why does his opinion of what goes on their mean a shit?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I'd say it doesn't in any conceivable way.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)
+ never did

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I know i bailed to this place because it wasn't the talk i wanted,
But at one stage it was a place of mirth and bullying. It was the internet.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)
/talk has gotten even quieter than this place recently. Needs more bollocks parrot.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)
at one point
but that point is long gone and this place is better for your presence
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)
It still has its moments sometimes.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I have but it was like here on a shit day
and I just couldn't be bothered to hang around long enough to leard ther in-jokes.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Then shut up about it.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I didn't raise the subjects WInders
I'm just responding to that Doverson cad trying to poach our posters. They may be cunts but they are our cunts.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)
They can have nakers.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)
nah, Nakers is alright
for a marketing cunt.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
WTN

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
your words make the baby jesus cry

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:34, Reply)
The point of /talk is self-evident.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Are you the real kroney?
I thought the real kroney had a Christmas name?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Nah, this chap is only a year old on here

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)
aller et baisent un babouin

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Perhaps you should go join /talk
Hopefully they'll bully you into that suicide you've been circling for months.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Bien essayé mon petit ami mais pas de cigare pour vous.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Click

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Unlike the point of CQ.
If there ever was one.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I pretty much only exist for entertainment value and decoration.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Merely my opinion

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)
needs to be a tincy bit bigger

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Sickness
I'm tip-top, ironically, but two people have called in sick so I have to do their pissing work.

Alt: AIDS

AltAlt: Sorry - "these days"?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Alright gorgeous, glad you are well.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:23, Reply)
*blushes*
Aw, you
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:32, Reply)
has everyone fucked off?
Dammit entertain me on the train
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Nah, I've just rocked up.
Tell me about your exciting jet set life, 'riding the rails'.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)
not even sure where I am...
I will be late home, then working, then up early to go to York.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Sounds action packed.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)
it's the world of work B3thy

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Uh
I need entertaining for half an hour or so, I thought I was late to go out, but I'm not. Off for a christmas dinner in a bit
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:56, Reply)
what are you dressing up as?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:00, Reply)
i'm not
I am actually going out with no theme, no costume. Just a nice top and trousers

shocking
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Where are you all?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804767
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:33, Reply)
soz was underground

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:55, Reply)
All Fucking night I'm here to entertain you and what do you do.......
Fuck off into a tunnel THATS WHAT
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)
let me know if you're going to have time for a pint, yeah?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)

a pint a damn good bumming
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:04, Reply)
soz mate, will be long gone before you get home from leeds

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Are you in the city centre?
During your visit to york?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Well planned.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Not planned Instinct
Like that fight or flight thing
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Either way, it's the correct thing to do.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)
I can imagine Nakers all dressed up like Hannable Smith
Taking a pull on his cigar saying "I love it when a plan comes together"
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:37, Reply)
I can imagine Nakers accidentally stubbing his cigar out in his eye
because he's a bent spastic.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:41, Reply)
*doff's hat* Eves DG
He might be a bent spastic but hes our bent spastic
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:42, Reply)
True.
I'm thinking about going to watch the match.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Burn baby burn
Ohhhhh......wait not that kind of match?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Fuck it, I could do with a laugh so I'm heading off to the pub to watch it.
If the missus wasn't sparked out on the couch I'd stay in.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Have a good one
Who's playing?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Fulham v Newcastle

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)
You a Magpies fan?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:01, Reply)
For my sins.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I once kicked Andy Cole in the balls
TRUFAX
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Speak for yourself.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Clicking this.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)

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