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Monty and Battered and Nakers are back Hurah!
So, what's fucked up your day?
Alt: what thing from the past can you do without
AltAlt: What's the point of /talk these days?
AltALtAtl:first one to tell me to fuck off is a rapist
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Oh fuck off.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:16,
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fuck off to /talk where you belong
you wotten bully
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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We don't want him.
You touched him last. You keep him.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:12,
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It's like pass the parcel with dogbots
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13,
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alt: Spangles.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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'member them eh?
/Peter fucking Kay
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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I don't think Peter Kay is old enough to remember spangles.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13,
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Dear Wilf, do fuck off, there's a dear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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Hey I did a strike through earier and didn't fuck it up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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lacist
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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no rissening to you!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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Awwww, he a velly lude man!
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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Hahahahaha
Just got this
NINJA edit not required
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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WELL DONE HARDROCK THE HARE.
WELL DONE INDEED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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\o/..........................
Wait you’re not being sarcastic are you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
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Would I do that? Is that what you think?
Wow man that hurts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:36,
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Sorry for ever doubting you 8(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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I...I'm not sure we can be friends now.
The bond of trust has been broken.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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CQ made me do it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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That guy is really starting to get on my double D's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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Corporal and capital punishment, burning witches at the stake
Oh and baby come back
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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this is the worst trolling.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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You won't believe this guy The Doveston.
He is a frightful character and no mistake.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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Is that like a French exchange?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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It's some crazy arsed shit there, it was affiliated with Liberty.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
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and the BBC
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
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Now then now then
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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and now you are planning on resurrecting it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33,
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was I ever away?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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with the fairies, probably
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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Darth is in Norwich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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Alt: come on - I'm talking to you, come o-on.
Alt alt: it's even more moribund than here sometimes. I like it on there but sometimes there are no posts for fucking ages.
Altalt: fuck off
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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FUCKING HELL WILF YOU'VE BROKEN THE INTERNET AGAIN
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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You tremendous cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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Who thinks the hobbit is going to be good then?
Guardian only gives it three stars.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:46,
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I care a great deal more about them getting that right than LOTR which I think is an inferior story.
I read the Hobbit repeatedly as a yout' man. I bet they fuck it up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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Apparently it's much closer to the book than the LOTR films were.
And as such it's quite slowly paced.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:51,
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I hope this is right.
I would be quite miffed if he'd decided he know better than Tolkein about what makes a good story.
When is it out?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:57,
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we are in agreement
the bits that they changed in LOTR were not for the better.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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Previews on thursday, general release friday.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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Bloody hell Monts, why don't you just shove Megatron up your arse and swish around for us as well, you massive ponce?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:12,
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i reckon it'll be lovely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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i read that in tune with the wizard of oz
"monty and naked and battered oh my!"
alt: disastrous dates
altalt: was there ever a point?
altaltalt: i'm a girl, i can't rape you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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Have you not heard of strap on's?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:52,
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like that would be rape
he'd love a bit of it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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damn right I would.
*wink*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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anyone having trouble logging into gmail. I'm getting 502 errors.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:53,
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I used it earlier
but right now it's taking ages to load
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:55,
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I blame wilf and his shit threads.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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Nah soz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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I am having problems with it as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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HSH threads ruin the internet. We all knew it, but now there's proof.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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He's a terrible person.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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That Wilf character is causing a lot of problems for a lot of people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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maybe google are just embarrassed that you've not had any new emails since 'welcome to gmail' but you still check it every ten minutes
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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Freecycle alerts STILL COUNT
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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Well that sucks, I usually only get one or two errors
*jazz hands*
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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Your hair, and your clothes, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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I'm not scared of photos, Battered. I'm not a pussy.
It's all that flapping and getting in your hair they do :(
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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They have these moths that look like hummingbirds in cyprus that are well pretty.
One of the strongest momeries that i'll never forget is a sign from my dad pointing them out to me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:56,
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Eve's gonz
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804208
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58,
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Alright mate? how's it going?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30,
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Just about recovered from a massive self induced hangover
this morning hair of the dog and all.
You OK?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:31,
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being tired and grouchy
everyone in our department seems to be at the moment.
alt: bubonic plague, leg warmers, dinosaurs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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Woah
I had Bauer legwarmers to go with my bauer skates TRUSTORY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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i don't even know what that means
is it something to do with the guy in 24?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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Why won't they just let him get the job done :(
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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i was blagging, mind
I've never seen 24
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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It was either Bauers or Graffs in Winchester.
I had a skateboard instead because I was heterosexual.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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my god
you had things with proper makes when you were kids?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07,
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When I were a lass we had
pig's ears for shoes and if we wanted them to roll we just had to imagine it, although we had to pay mill owner a shilling for each imaginary wheel...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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Same here.
I'd like it if dinosaurs came back, they could eat every cunt that has been refering to 'T-Rex's since Jurasic park came out. when I were a lad learning the long names was pone of the best bits.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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I think they'd just get in teh way of motorways
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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serves the car-driving bastards right.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:17,
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oi!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:22,
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except the ones who give me lifts, obviously.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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Nothing,
I've had quite a good day thanks very much.
Do you ever post on /talk? Did you ever?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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Alright 'Adam Ant'
The poor lamb wouldn't last ten seconds on /talk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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So why does his opinion of what goes on their mean a shit?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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I'd say it doesn't in any conceivable way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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+ never did
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07,
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I know i bailed to this place because it wasn't the talk i wanted,
But at one stage it was a place of mirth and bullying. It was the internet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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/talk has gotten even quieter than this place recently. Needs more bollocks parrot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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at one point
but that point is long gone and this place is better for your presence
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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It still has its moments sometimes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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I have but it was like here on a shit day
and I just couldn't be bothered to hang around long enough to leard ther in-jokes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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Then shut up about it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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I didn't raise the subjects WInders
I'm just responding to that Doverson cad trying to poach our posters. They may be cunts but they are our cunts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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They can have nakers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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nah, Nakers is alright
for a marketing cunt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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WTN
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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your words make the baby jesus cry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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The point of /talk is self-evident.
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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Are you the real kroney?
I thought the real kroney had a Christmas name?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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Nah, this chap is only a year old on here
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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aller et baisent un babouin
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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Perhaps you should go join /talk
Hopefully they'll bully you into that suicide you've been circling for months.
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kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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Bien essayé mon petit ami mais pas de cigare pour vous.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Click
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Unlike the point of CQ.
If there ever was one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:13,
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I pretty much only exist for entertainment value and decoration.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Merely my opinion

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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needs to be a tincy bit bigger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:37,
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Sickness
I'm tip-top, ironically, but two people have called in sick so I have to do their pissing work.
Alt: AIDS
AltAlt: Sorry - "these days"?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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Alright gorgeous, glad you are well.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:23,
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*blushes*
Aw, you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:32,
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has everyone fucked off?
Dammit entertain me on the train
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:43,
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Nah, I've just rocked up.
Tell me about your exciting jet set life, 'riding the rails'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:45,
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not even sure where I am...
I will be late home, then working, then up early to go to York.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:50,
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Sounds action packed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:53,
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it's the world of work B3thy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:58,
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Uh
I need entertaining for half an hour or so, I thought I was late to go out, but I'm not. Off for a christmas dinner in a bit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:56,
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what are you dressing up as?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:00,
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i'm not
I am actually going out with no theme, no costume. Just a nice top and trousers
shocking
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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Where are you all?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804767
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:33,
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soz was underground
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:55,
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All Fucking night I'm here to entertain you and what do you do.......
Fuck off into a tunnel THATS WHAT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:59,
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let me know if you're going to have time for a pint, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:59,
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a pint a damn good bumming
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:04,
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soz mate, will be long gone before you get home from leeds
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:07,
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Are you in the city centre?
During your visit to york?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:09,
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Well planned.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:23,
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Not planned Instinct
Like that fight or flight thing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:24,
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Either way, it's the correct thing to do.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:34,
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I can imagine Nakers all dressed up like Hannable Smith
Taking a pull on his cigar saying "I love it when a plan comes together"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:37,
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I can imagine Nakers accidentally stubbing his cigar out in his eye
because he's a bent spastic.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:41,
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*doff's hat* Eves DG
He might be a bent spastic but hes our bent spastic
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:42,
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True.
I'm thinking about going to watch the match.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:44,
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Burn baby burn
Ohhhhh......wait not that kind of match?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:46,
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Fuck it, I could do with a laugh so I'm heading off to the pub to watch it.
If the missus wasn't sparked out on the couch I'd stay in.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:47,
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Have a good one
Who's playing?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:48,
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Fulham v Newcastle
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58,
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You a Magpies fan?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:01,
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For my sins.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:02,
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I once kicked Andy Cole in the balls
TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:03,
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Speak for yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:19,
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Clicking this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:19,
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