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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Secret santa present ideas please
£5 budget. I don't know who it's for because I deleted the email.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm thinking box of chocolates.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I'm thinking about breasts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Bad mother fucker wallet off Amazon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Good call.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
get them 5 quids worth of Ghanian Cedi

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I've just got my stuff for ours
£5 hot sauce selection
£5 baken beans fridge magnet jigsaw
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Hot sauce selection?
Where from?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Some "gadget" shop in town

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I love the apps you can download for those hot sauce gadgets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
(o) (o)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
From Sporter's "hot sauce delivery system"
Just make sure you stand back if you want a demonstration, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
comedy "elephant shaped posing pouch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
That's a lot of Asda own label lager.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
It could be the muslim woman.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Her husband will love it.
They are all heavy drinkers. And he'll apreciate the attention you lavish on his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
can you not tell?
racist
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Lube.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
A used 'johnny' and six Stellas

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
A jar of Garner's pickled eggs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
a carrier bag full of khat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
A Shakin' Stevens alarm clock

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
A pregnancy self-testing kit with your phone number written on it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
+ that you've already pissed on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)
a tonka truck

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)
A large cod and chips

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)
this^
Wrapped in Christmas paper
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
HAHAHA
proper office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
this is WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
For a fiver?
Dream on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
It'll be in leeds

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
i dunno, i never get fish
how about a battered sausage and chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)
SOMETHING ABOUT BATTEREDS TINY PENIS BEING AN AWFUL GIFT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)
How about Battered and chips?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)
How about abortion of chips?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)
no ketchup needed...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Phil Collins badly advised Heinz themed album

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
-4/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
LTI.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Jimmy Hill's Big Book of Facts. 1979 edition.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
You reckon?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)
one of those pens that when you turn it upside down you get to see a naked lady

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
A dime bag of my rectal pubic hair.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)
a gerbil

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)
a copy of asian babes and some monster munch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)
what's the monster munch for?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
i figured that 1 copy of asian babes would be less than a fiver, so i needed to increase the spend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)
ah, like the logic.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
plus after a good session with asian babes one the recipient may neee to increase his salt leve;ls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I think you need to have a word with your phone
it's trying to make you look like a spelling cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)
"Siri, why are you trying to make me look like a cunt"
"Browser: Google: bent spastic"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Can you get cigarettes for under a fiver any more?
If so, that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)
10 maybe, not 20
You can probably get one of those disposable electronic cigarettes though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Tea towels
Or Teat owls as I originally typed it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)
that's for his doris

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I think teat owls would be better.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
swivel headed milky freaks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Titty headspin.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Titty meatspin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:13, Reply)
The alternative talking bear

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:54, Reply)
That was the route I was heading down.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
The 2012 Erotic Dog Annual

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
2009 was better.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)
If that actually exists
I'm even more worried about you than I was already*


*I wasn't really that worried about you, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)
It does exist.
If I'm honest, it's not that erotic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I got one of these
www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=a-maze-ball&sugexp=chrome,mod%3D5&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=7280212636928725402&sa=X&ei=rPHJUIisC4nS0QXMl4HgDw&ved=0CE0Q8gIwAg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

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