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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You know how they say this place is like /talk used to be?
What is in a year or so we end up like /talk is now?

What irrational and pointless things are worrying you today?

Alt: what used to be good but got shit?

AltAlt: I found out while wrapping it tha one of my son's presents was broken beyond repair. :( Obviously this is a masive disaster. have we done christmas disasters yet?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:47, 144 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I am worrying about my upcoming TUPE
This job used to be good but got shit

I just got back from Disneyland Paris. I thought it was going to be utter shit but I had a really good time so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
TUPE?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

TUPE
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Disneyland Paris was excellent
Food was arse-rapingly expensive though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
We went to McDonalds several times because it was the same price as over here
But Cafe Mickey cost me €91 for two steak and chips and a pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
3 adults and 2 kids cost me almost £100 per meal
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
That doesn't sound excellent to me.
Surely you could have gone somewhere nice in Paris for that sort of money?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Its getting from Disneyland into Paris that is the problem
Meh - it's not like we go every year
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Disney land to Paris is a train ride away

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I just don't understand why you would visit Paris only to go to fucking Disneyland.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
because you have children who couldn't give a shit about Manet, Monet and the Champs Elysee
but do love Micky, goofy and that other one
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:29, Reply)
fucking oestrogen in the water mutating your sperm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Cos the kids loved it
And seeing their faces light up the way they did was really worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Kids are very easily pleased.
Whereas I am a miserable shit who hates any kind of family-fun place.
Therefore we should go somewhere that I like - they'll still have fun, probably more so without me complaining the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Alright Phil

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Oh man, I think I've just found EmVee's OKCupid pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)
how long have you been looking?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a genuine stumble.
Compare and contrast the images he links here with this
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
As a bonus, the thread's a lovely piece of whining in the face of /talk baiting.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
he's an odd one no doubt
do these kinds of people ever grow up do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I'd like to know, on a scale of one to ten, how much do you reckon he hates women?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
probably an 8 or 9
otherwise how could you justify pushing toy soldiers into their vaginas?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Martika's rejected first draft...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah actually Monts
I'm pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Morning Hippy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Alright Quey.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
The fact that I need ANOTHER trip out tonight for a Christmas present
FFS

Tescos has rather good booze offers on though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)
mmmm. boooze.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)
mmmmmm. 'trip out'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Who cares?
Not much really. I'm pretty chilled at the moment.

Saturday morning cartoons.

nope.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Morning Poppet
Long time, no type
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I know. What's up athletic bovine?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Not too much now actually
Almost done for Christmas and work.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Oh do be quiet Wilf.
Alt: music
Altalt: My brother's buying Lusty a bottle of whisky* for Xmas so we can drink it on Xmas Day after a wine-heavy luncheon. There will be anecdotes available by about 6pm.


*NO, DOZER, NO. THIS IS NOT AN OPENING FOR 'WHISKY CHAT'. NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)
are you going to get to see mini monty on Christmas day?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Hahahahahahah good one!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
:o(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)
At least with the legal pressure on,
the ex isn't fucking off for three successive weekends like she did last year. A week of that was spent in Amsterdam with her boyfriend, she dumped the kid on her parents whilst she was there.

I really fucking hate that woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Daughters need their fathers
even if that person isn't perfect the relationship is still vital to the little girls development
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I haz a bottle of Monkey Shoulder in for Xmas
and it is lovely
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I have grown to love US whiskey over the past few years

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
it's pretty good.
You'll like Naked Grouse if you like Monkey Shoulder.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I heard that all whisky was the same
and that people who claim some is "smokey" while other stuff is "peaty" are wankers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Good news.
I thought I had a hangover. I didn't. There was just a shortage of bacon fat in my blood stream.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I for one am incredibly relieved and I'm listening to Pharoahe Monch - Simon says, to celebrate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I fucking love that record.
There is a remix featuring a load of UK MCs which is worth seeking out. The main samples comes from one of those old Godzilla films, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I PICKED SOME MUSIC THAT MONTY LIKES
My life is complete!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I thought he played all the instruments live on his records?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Nah you're thinking of The Prodigy mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I hard they are doing MTV unplugged in the New Year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
The 'acoustic lounge' version of Firestarter is just gorgeous.
Keith Flint's banjo picking is a joy to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)
he's much smaller than i imagined

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
roffle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
there's a great DnB remix of it.
See also Intergalactic by the Beasties.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
by henchmen?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)
the Beasties one isn't.
Can't remember who did it, but it's srs DnB bsns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Pharoah munch remix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJDGg-IVeh8
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Dandelion and burdock?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Bacon cures all my son

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Alright Jeffo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BACON SARNIE?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
have you been on the bacaine?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I need a hit man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Feeds Sporto the next line

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)

IS MY ARE THE
BACON SARNIE MODS WHO WERE SO HAPPY WITH THEIR STEP HAMMER EARLIER THIS YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
/talk is great, you should all start posting there.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Even me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I think you should move to /board.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)
i think you need a bacon sammich

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I think /FAQ might suit your style better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Are you saying he should...
FAQ OFF???
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I GET THIS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
The bullying :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:29, Reply)
you were on form last night with your Wilf takedown BTW
I feel AIDSy just typing that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)
*Sniff* Dont know what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:34, Reply)
did I miss something?
linky?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)
yeah sure, i think everyone's really taken to you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Nah, seems easier to wait for you all to come to us.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I was worrying about gifts,
But I've got everything except my brother, and secret Santa gift. I'm fucking smashing Christmas in the cunt.

Mtv2 was alright once upon a time. Now it is gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
i quite want free sat telly just so I can watch Scuzz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)
My neck is a lot better today
I don't think I need to go and see the Osteopath again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Does anyone here know where I could get a 2nd hand 'Give-a-shit-ometer' online?
Mine's DEFFO broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)
If you were Lusty you would care about me a lot more.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)
If I were Lusty I'd never leave the house IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)
altalt: Hope it wasn't a puppy?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
It is extremely horrid here in Poland this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)
no one likes waking waking up covered in cheap coke and hooker spit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I certainly didn't like having to get up at 4am to get a 7am flight from Stansted.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)
i was up at 5:30 if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
No it doesn't. Please kill yourself as compensation.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)
in which fashion?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Hanging please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I was awake at 4:00
I fell asleep in the bath until 5:00 then got out and went to bed for half an hour.

I need to get some sleep, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)

bath fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
No London CIty? Don't worry mate, you'll hit the big time one day.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Shitty fucking RyanAir are the only people who fly to Poznan, apart from Wizz Air, who only fly about once a month & aren't any better.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I'm going to a festival next year

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Bloodstock.
Lamb of God and Slayer are headlining.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Not if Randy is found guilty
I'm not sure i could deal with the rest of the nonsense at bloodstock, I'm not very "goth"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)
It's not a "goth" festival?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)
ok, well most of the music is too extreme for my tastes either way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)
The word you're looking for here is 'silly'.
Silly music for silly people.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Also, he won't be, he'll jsut stay in America and tell the Czech Republic to do one.
Although, thinking about it, is there an issue with the Eurpoean arrest warrant?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I'll bet there are some right knobs at 'Bloodstock'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
this is my thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I'll go to the next Hawkfest, other than that festivals can eat a dick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)
that amorous badger sure spends a lot of time on the OK Cupids
are he and his wife swingers? they should totally gaz me up
(quintsy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)

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