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You know how they say this place is like /talk used to be?What is in a year or so we end up like /talk is now?
What irrational and pointless things are worrying you today?
Alt: what used to be good but got shit?
AltAlt: I found out while wrapping it tha one of my son's presents was broken beyond repair. :( Obviously this is a masive disaster. have we done christmas disasters yet?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:47,
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I am worrying about my upcoming TUPEThis job used to be good but got shit
I just got back from Disneyland Paris. I thought it was going to be utter shit but I had a really good time so there.
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:50,
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Disneyland Paris was excellentFood was arse-rapingly expensive though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:00,
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We went to McDonalds several times because it was the same price as over hereBut Cafe Mickey cost me €91 for two steak and chips and a pizza
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:05,
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3 adults and 2 kids cost me almost £100 per meal*weeps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:05,
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That doesn't sound excellent to me.Surely you could have gone somewhere nice in Paris for that sort of money?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:07,
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Its getting from Disneyland into Paris that is the problemMeh - it's not like we go every year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:12,
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I just don't understand why you would visit Paris only to go to fucking Disneyland.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21,
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because you have children who couldn't give a shit about Manet, Monet and the Champs Elyseebut do love Micky, goofy and that other one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27,
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fucking oestrogen in the water mutating your sperm(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32,
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Cos the kids loved itAnd seeing their faces light up the way they did was really worth it.
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27,
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Kids are very easily pleased.Whereas I am a miserable shit who hates any kind of family-fun place.
Therefore we should go somewhere that I like - they'll still have fun, probably more so without me complaining the whole time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31,
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Oh man, I think I've just found EmVee's OKCupid pictures.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:14,
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This is a genuine stumble.Compare and contrast the images he links here with this
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:16,
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As a bonus, the thread's a lovely piece of whining in the face of /talk baiting.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:16,
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he's an odd one no doubtdo these kinds of people ever grow up do you think?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21,
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I'd like to know, on a scale of one to ten, how much do you reckon he hates women?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22,
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probably an 8 or 9otherwise how could you justify pushing toy soldiers into their vaginas?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:29,
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The fact that I need ANOTHER trip out tonight for a Christmas presentFFS
Tescos has rather good booze offers on though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:01,
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Who cares?Not much really. I'm pretty chilled at the moment.
Saturday morning cartoons.
nope.
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Morning PoppetLong time, no type
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:03,
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Not too much now actuallyAlmost done for Christmas and work.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:11,
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Oh do be quiet Wilf.Alt: music
Altalt: My brother's buying Lusty a bottle of whisky* for Xmas so we can drink it on Xmas Day after a wine-heavy luncheon. There will be anecdotes available by about 6pm.
*NO, DOZER, NO. THIS IS NOT AN OPENING FOR 'WHISKY CHAT'. NO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:09,
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are you going to get to see mini monty on Christmas day?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:12,
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:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28,
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At least with the legal pressure on,the ex isn't fucking off for three successive weekends like she did last year. A week of that was spent in Amsterdam with her boyfriend, she dumped the kid on her parents whilst she was there.
I really fucking hate that woman.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32,
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Daughters need their fatherseven if that person isn't perfect the relationship is still vital to the little girls development
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:37,
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I have grown to love US whiskey over the past few years(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27,
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it's pretty good.You'll like Naked Grouse if you like Monkey Shoulder.
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I heard that all whisky was the sameand that people who claim some is "smokey" while other stuff is "peaty" are wankers.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:24,
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Good news.I thought I had a hangover. I didn't. There was just a shortage of bacon fat in my blood stream.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:15,
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I for one am incredibly relieved and I'm listening to Pharoahe Monch - Simon says, to celebrate(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:16,
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I fucking love that record.There is a remix featuring a load of UK MCs which is worth seeking out. The main samples comes from one of those old Godzilla films, fact fans.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:26,
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I PICKED SOME MUSIC THAT MONTY LIKESMy life is complete!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28,
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I thought he played all the instruments live on his records?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:28,
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Nah you're thinking of The Prodigy mate(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:30,
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I hard they are doing MTV unplugged in the New Year(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31,
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The 'acoustic lounge' version of Firestarter is just gorgeous.Keith Flint's banjo picking is a joy to behold.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:33,
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there's a great DnB remix of it.See also Intergalactic by the Beasties.
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the Beasties one isn't.Can't remember who did it, but it's srs DnB bsns.
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Pharoah munch remixwww.youtube.com/watch?v=vJDGg-IVeh8
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:38,
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Bacon cures all my son(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22,
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WHERE IS MY FUCKING BACON SARNIE?!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21,
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have you been on the bacaine?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22,
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Feeds Sporto the next line(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:45,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27,
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/talk is great, you should all start posting there.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:21,
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Even me?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22,
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I think you should move to /board.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:23,
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i think you need a bacon sammich(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:23,
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I think /FAQ might suit your style better.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:25,
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Are you saying he should...FAQ OFF???
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:27,
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The bullying :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:29,
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you were on form last night with your Wilf takedown BTWI feel AIDSy just typing that.
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*Sniff* Dont know what you mean(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:34,
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yeah sure, i think everyone's really taken to you.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31,
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Nah, seems easier to wait for you all to come to us.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:22,
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I was worrying about gifts, But I've got everything except my brother, and secret Santa gift. I'm fucking smashing Christmas in the cunt.
Mtv2 was alright once upon a time. Now it is gash.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:31,
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i quite want free sat telly just so I can watch Scuzz(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:32,
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My neck is a lot better todayI don't think I need to go and see the Osteopath again.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:36,
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Does anyone here know where I could get a 2nd hand 'Give-a-shit-ometer' online?Mine's DEFFO broken.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:46,
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If I were Lusty I'd never leave the house IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:00,
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It is extremely horrid here in Poland this morning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:42,
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no one likes waking waking up covered in cheap coke and hooker spit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:43,
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I certainly didn't like having to get up at 4am to get a 7am flight from Stansted.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:44,
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No it doesn't. Please kill yourself as compensation. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:46,
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I was awake at 4:00I fell asleep in the bath until 5:00 then got out and went to bed for half an hour.
I need to get some sleep, soon.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:52,
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No London CIty? Don't worry mate, you'll hit the big time one day.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:52,
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Shitty fucking RyanAir are the only people who fly to Poznan, apart from Wizz Air, who only fly about once a month & aren't any better.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:54,
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Not if Randy is found guiltyI'm not sure i could deal with the rest of the nonsense at bloodstock, I'm not very "goth"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:48,
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ok, well most of the music is too extreme for my tastes either way(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:03,
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The word you're looking for here is 'silly'.Silly music for silly people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:10,
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Also, he won't be, he'll jsut stay in America and tell the Czech Republic to do one.Although, thinking about it, is there an issue with the Eurpoean arrest warrant?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:57,
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I'll bet there are some right knobs at 'Bloodstock'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:02,
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I'll go to the next Hawkfest, other than that festivals can eat a dick(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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that amorous badger sure spends a lot of time on the OK Cupidsare he and his wife swingers? they should totally gaz me up
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