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Morning.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:00, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Well spotted

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Alright Lighty.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Alright dubya pee
It's Friday, that's good. Off up to Birmingham this evening to see people and acquire Christmas loot, then back down tomorrow.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Birmingham is alright,
How far are you? Long drive?
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Don't drive now that I live in London
this is the aaaaaaaage... Of the train. Takes about 80 minutes Euston to New Street, then 10 minutes on a local train to my mate's house.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
take a couple tins of special brew,
Beer on the train is extortionate.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Special Brew /= beer

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I concur
OTOH, opening a bottle of wine on the train might be a little fancy. And the ice bucket would block the aisle.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Thanks for that
I wondered why the sky was getting lighter.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:14, Reply)
alright local,
How's it going?
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Alright
taking the family shopping. Joy.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
No, just having a zzzzzzzz....

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:21, Reply)
hello b3th.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Alright you?

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
*Cilla Blacks*

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
That won't clean much

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I just got this joke

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
It was tenuous at best

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
You're tenuous is another mans witty

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)

enuous is ouching
tt ll
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
very good#

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)
it's been morning since 5:30 by my reckoning

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Fair enough, i only just noticed.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Aight?

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
alright Gonzarony

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Yeah', not bad, the downs are down, but the ups are up.
You?
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Poor loveable retards

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Im good.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Yo Windy and the rest of you.
I'm bored I may clean the cars
More news as it happens
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I'm off to buy wellies Hh
WELLINGTON BOOTS!
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
*ORCHESTRA -DRAMATIC STING*

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Fucking show off....
always having to go one better. I hope a stray stiletto falls on your head.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
That would take a while to heal.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Morning all
I have some guitars to restring - not sure I can be arsed.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Morning folks
Is it really not even 10am yet? Fucking hell I'm bored. You lot had better be on scintillating fucking form.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
as good as ever

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Oh dear

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:52, Reply)
yes dear?

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
McLeish is the bookies favourite
that is all.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Do keep up
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20855227
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I keep trying to tell myself it could be worse
I just can't think how
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Well, he did sterling work for us.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Jock football doesn't count as real football though
My nan could win trophies with Rangers and she's been dead for 30 years.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)
AA is your dad?

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I really wouldn't hold your breath.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
*holds breath, just to be contrary*
*dies*
*haunts the fuck out of OT*
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)
STOP WATCHING ME CHANGE

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
don't ever change

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I'm sweating. It's not nice.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
sounds like bowel cancer to me

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I hope it's Norovirus, automatic week off if we get it at the moment.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Morning chompy
There dropping like fly's and nobody has mentioned them here yet:
US General Norman Schwarzkopf
Fontella Bass
Jack Klugman

Maybe you have what they did?
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Not Fontella Bass!

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Yep did anyone Rescue her
Did they fuck
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Is that where the phrase 'sweating like a rapist' comes from?
Morning.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)
That's a colin hunt style phrase.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I just did a big poo

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Wash your hands.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I did
Didn't dry them though, the dryers are on the wrong side of the bogs
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Lies on the internet

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Woah woah woah you can say what you like but I ain't ever lied and I will never lie about having a poo

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)
But it sounds so……
Well unbelievable, you will be the envy of O/T
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Only because he didn't need a carer to wipe afterwards.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
With a Pringles tube you never need to wipe

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)
If you save the foil you can even put the tube back on the shelf after

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Am I to late to say
alright
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
alright hh

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I haven't eaten Pringles in years.
I may never eat them again after that lovely image.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Once you pop you can't stop

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)
once you poop...
EDIT: sorry, that was Localboy level joke shitness.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
alright Piggerz?

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)
He's fucked off to buy Wellingtons PD

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)
good goddamn.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
it's evening here, actually

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I think your fellow Aussie is having a breakdown over on QOTW

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Oh dear...

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
has he sex pested you by gaz before?

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
no.
Also, given the nature of his...personality, I'm claiming my dutch citizenship to escape the stigma of being from the same country as he...
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I think he's one of the English people who go to australia and make it shit.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I tend to agree on the "making it shit" thing...

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I think he's just a dick.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)
there's that too.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Srsly
He claims to hate the trolling and bullying, yet he also trolls and bullies.

He's a total drongo.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Well mind you don't pop your cloggs.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Clogs*

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Cleggs*

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Claps*

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Clods*

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Some of these are interesting.
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2012/12/100_things_we_didnt_know_last_7.shtml
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

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