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Morning.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:00,
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Well spotted
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:08,
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Alright Lighty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:13,
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Alright dubya pee
It's Friday, that's good. Off up to Birmingham this evening to see people and acquire Christmas loot, then back down tomorrow.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:19,
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Birmingham is alright,
How far are you? Long drive?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:24,
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Don't drive now that I live in London
this is the aaaaaaaage... Of the train. Takes about 80 minutes Euston to New Street, then 10 minutes on a local train to my mate's house.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:26,
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take a couple tins of special brew,
Beer on the train is extortionate.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
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Special Brew /= beer
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39,
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I concur
OTOH, opening a bottle of wine on the train might be a little fancy. And the ice bucket would block the aisle.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54,
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Thanks for that
I wondered why the sky was getting lighter.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:14,
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alright local,
How's it going?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25,
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Alright
taking the family shopping. Joy.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27,
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No, just having a zzzzzzzz....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:21,
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hello b3th.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25,
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Alright you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
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*Cilla Blacks*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:30,
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That won't clean much
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:32,
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I just got this joke
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:38,
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It was tenuous at best
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:40,
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You're tenuous is another mans witty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:49,
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enuous is ouching
tt ll
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55,
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very good#
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56,
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it's been morning since 5:30 by my reckoning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27,
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Fair enough, i only just noticed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36,
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Aight?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:28,
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alright Gonzarony
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
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Yeah', not bad, the downs are down, but the ups are up.
You?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54,
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Poor loveable retards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55,
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Im good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
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Yo Windy and the rest of you.
I'm bored I may clean the cars
More news as it happens
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34,
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I'm off to buy wellies Hh
WELLINGTON BOOTS!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34,
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*ORCHESTRA -DRAMATIC STING*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36,
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Fucking show off....
always having to go one better. I hope a stray stiletto falls on your head.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:37,
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That would take a while to heal.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:42,
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Morning all
I have some guitars to restring - not sure I can be arsed.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39,
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Morning folks
Is it really not even 10am yet? Fucking hell I'm bored. You lot had better be on scintillating fucking form.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:46,
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as good as ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:50,
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Oh dear
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:52,
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yes dear?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:53,
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McLeish is the bookies favourite
that is all.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56,
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Do keep up
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20855227
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:01,
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I keep trying to tell myself it could be worse
I just can't think how
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:06,
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Well, he did sterling work for us.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08,
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Jock football doesn't count as real football though
My nan could win trophies with Rangers and she's been dead for 30 years.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20,
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AA is your dad?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
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I really wouldn't hold your breath.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:07,
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*holds breath, just to be contrary*
*dies*
*haunts the fuck out of OT*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08,
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STOP WATCHING ME CHANGE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
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don't ever change
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22,
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I'm sweating. It's not nice.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
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sounds like bowel cancer to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
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I hope it's Norovirus, automatic week off if we get it at the moment.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12,
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Morning chompy
There dropping like fly's and nobody has mentioned them here yet:
US General Norman Schwarzkopf
Fontella Bass
Jack Klugman
Maybe you have what they did?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12,
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Not Fontella Bass!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
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Yep did anyone Rescue her
Did they fuck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
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Is that where the phrase 'sweating like a rapist' comes from?
Morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:13,
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That's a colin hunt style phrase.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
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I just did a big poo
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
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Wash your hands.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
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I did
Didn't dry them though, the dryers are on the wrong side of the bogs
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18,
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Lies on the internet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
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Woah woah woah you can say what you like but I ain't ever lied and I will never lie about having a poo
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18,
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But it sounds so……
Well unbelievable, you will be the envy of O/T
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20,
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Only because he didn't need a carer to wipe afterwards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
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With a Pringles tube you never need to wipe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22,
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If you save the foil you can even put the tube back on the shelf after
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:27,
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Am I to late to say
alright
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:28,
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alright hh
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39,
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I haven't eaten Pringles in years.
I may never eat them again after that lovely image.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:33,
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Once you pop you can't stop
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40,
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once you poop...
EDIT: sorry, that was Localboy level joke shitness.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:43,
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alright Piggerz?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25,
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He's fucked off to buy Wellingtons PD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25,
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good goddamn.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:26,
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it's evening here, actually
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:34,
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I think your fellow Aussie is having a breakdown over on QOTW
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:36,
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Oh dear...
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:37,
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has he sex pested you by gaz before?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39,
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no.
Also, given the nature of his...personality, I'm claiming my dutch citizenship to escape the stigma of being from the same country as he...
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40,
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I think he's one of the English people who go to australia and make it shit.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:41,
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I tend to agree on the "making it shit" thing...
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42,
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I think he's just a dick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42,
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there's that too.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:44,
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Srsly
He claims to hate the trolling and bullying, yet he also trolls and bullies.
He's a total drongo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:46,
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Well mind you don't pop your cloggs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:49,
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Clogs*
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55,
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Cleggs*
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55,
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Claps*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:59,
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Clods*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:00,
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