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	 Morning.
	Morning.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:00,
	
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	 Well spotted
	Well spotted
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:08,
	
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	 Alright Lighty.
	Alright Lighty.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:13,
	
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	 Alright dubya pee
	Alright dubya pee
 	It's Friday, that's good. Off up to Birmingham this evening to see people and acquire Christmas loot, then back down tomorrow.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:19,
	
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	 Birmingham is alright,
	Birmingham is alright, 
 	How far are you? Long drive?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:24,
	
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	 Don't drive now that I live in London
	Don't drive now that I live in London
 	this is the aaaaaaaage... Of the train. Takes about 80 minutes Euston to New Street, then 10 minutes on a local train to my mate's house.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:26,
	
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	 take a couple tins of special brew,
	take a couple tins of special brew, 
 	Beer on the train is extortionate.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
	
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	 Special Brew /= beer
	Special Brew /= beer
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39,
	
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	 I concur
	I concur
 	OTOH, opening a bottle of wine on the train might be a little fancy. And the ice bucket would block the aisle.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 Thanks for that
	Thanks for that
 	I wondered why the sky was getting lighter.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:14,
	
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	 alright local,
	alright local, 
 	How's it going?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25,
	
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	 Alright
	Alright
 	taking the family shopping. Joy.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27,
	
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	 No, just having a zzzzzzzz....
	No, just having a zzzzzzzz....
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:21,
	
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	 hello b3th.
	hello b3th.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25,
	
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	 Alright you?
	Alright you?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
	
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	 *Cilla Blacks*
	*Cilla Blacks*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:30,
	
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	 That won't clean much
	That won't clean much
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:32,
	
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	 I just got this joke
	I just got this joke
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:38,
	
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	 It was tenuous at best
	It was tenuous at best
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:40,
	
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	 You're tenuous is another mans witty
	You're tenuous is another mans witty
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:49,
	
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 	enuous is ouching
tt ll
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55,
	
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	 very good#
	very good#
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 it's been morning since 5:30 by my reckoning
	it's been morning since 5:30 by my reckoning
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27,
	
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	 Fair enough, i only just noticed.
	Fair enough, i only just noticed.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36,
	
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	 Aight?
	Aight?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:28,
	
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	 alright Gonzarony
	alright Gonzarony
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
	
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	 Yeah', not bad, the downs are down, but the ups are up.
	Yeah', not bad, the downs are down, but the ups are up.
 	You?
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 Poor loveable retards
	Poor loveable retards
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55,
	
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	 Im good.
	Im good. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
	
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	 Yo Windy and the rest of you.
	Yo Windy and the rest of you.
 	I'm bored I may clean the cars 
More news as it happens
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34,
	
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	 I'm off to buy wellies Hh
	I'm off to buy wellies Hh
 	WELLINGTON BOOTS!
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34,
	
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	 *ORCHESTRA -DRAMATIC STING*
	*ORCHESTRA -DRAMATIC STING*
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36,
	
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	 Fucking show off....
	Fucking show off....
 	always having to go one better. I hope a stray stiletto falls on your head.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:37,
	
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	 That would take a while to heal.
	That would take a while to heal.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:42,
	
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	 Morning all
	Morning all
 	I have some guitars to restring - not sure I can be arsed.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39,
	
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	 Morning folks
	Morning folks
 	Is it really not even 10am yet? Fucking hell I'm bored. You lot had better be on scintillating fucking form.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:46,
	
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	 as good as ever
	as good as ever
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:50,
	
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	 Oh dear
	Oh dear
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 yes dear?
	yes dear?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:53,
	
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	 McLeish is the bookies favourite
	McLeish is the bookies favourite
 	that is all.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 Do keep up
 	www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20855227
	Do keep up
 	www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20855227
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:01,
	
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	 I keep trying to tell myself it could be worse
	I keep trying to tell myself it could be worse
 	I just can't think how
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:06,
	
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	 Well, he did sterling work for us.
	Well, he did sterling work for us.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08,
	
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	 Jock football doesn't count as real football though
	Jock football doesn't count as real football though
 	My nan could win trophies with Rangers and she's been dead for 30 years.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20,
	
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	 AA is your dad?
	AA is your dad?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
	
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	 I really wouldn't hold your breath.
	I really wouldn't hold your breath.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:07,
	
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	 *holds breath, just to be contrary*
	*holds breath, just to be contrary*
 	*dies*
*haunts the fuck out of OT*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08,
	
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	 STOP WATCHING ME CHANGE
	STOP WATCHING ME CHANGE
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
	
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	 don't ever change
	don't ever change
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22,
	
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	 I'm sweating. It's not nice.
	I'm sweating. It's not nice.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
	
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	 sounds like bowel cancer to me
	sounds like bowel cancer to me
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
	
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	 I hope it's Norovirus, automatic week off if we get it at the moment.
	I hope it's Norovirus, automatic week off if we get it at the moment.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12,
	
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	 Morning chompy
	Morning chompy 
 	There dropping like fly's and nobody has mentioned them here yet:
US General Norman Schwarzkopf
Fontella Bass
Jack Klugman
Maybe you have what they did?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12,
	
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	 Not Fontella Bass!
	Not Fontella Bass!
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
	
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	 Yep did anyone Rescue  her
	Yep did anyone Rescue  her
 	Did they fuck
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
	
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	 Is that where the phrase 'sweating like a rapist' comes from?
	Is that where the phrase 'sweating like a rapist' comes from?
 	Morning.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:13,
	
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	 That's a colin hunt style phrase.
	That's a colin hunt style phrase.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
	
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	 I just did a big poo
	I just did a big poo
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
	
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	 Wash your hands.
	Wash your hands.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
	
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	 I did
	I did
 	Didn't dry them though, the dryers are on the wrong side of the bogs
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18,
	
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	 Lies on the internet
	Lies on the internet
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
	
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	 Woah woah woah you can say what you like but I ain't ever lied and I will never lie about having a poo
	Woah woah woah you can say what you like but I ain't ever lied and I will never lie about having a poo 
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18,
	
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	 But it sounds so……
	But it sounds so……
 	Well unbelievable, you will be the envy of O/T
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20,
	
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	 Only because he didn't need a carer to wipe afterwards.
	Only because he didn't need a carer to wipe afterwards.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
	
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	 With a Pringles tube you never need to wipe
	With a Pringles tube you never need to wipe
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22,
	
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	 If you save the foil you can even put the tube back on the shelf after
	If you save the foil you can even put the tube back on the shelf after
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:27,
	
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	 Am I to late to say
	Am I to late to say 
 	alright
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:28,
	
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	 alright hh
	alright hh
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39,
	
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	 I haven't eaten Pringles in years.
	I haven't eaten Pringles in years.
 	I may never eat them again after that lovely image.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:33,
	
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	 Once you pop you can't stop
	Once you pop you can't stop
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40,
	
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	 once you poop...
	once you poop...
 	 EDIT: sorry, that was Localboy level joke shitness.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:43,
	
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	 alright Piggerz?
	alright Piggerz?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25,
	
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	 He's fucked off to buy Wellingtons PD
	He's fucked off to buy Wellingtons PD
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25,
	
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	 good goddamn.
	good goddamn.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:26,
	
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	 it's evening here, actually
	it's evening here, actually
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:34,
	
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	 I think your fellow Aussie is having a breakdown over on QOTW
	I think your fellow Aussie is having a breakdown over on QOTW
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:36,
	
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	 Oh dear...
	Oh dear... 
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:37,
	
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	 has he sex pested you by gaz before?
	has he sex pested you by gaz before?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39,
	
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	 no.
	no. 
 	Also, given the nature of his...personality, I'm claiming my dutch citizenship to escape the stigma of being from the same country as he...
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40,
	
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	 I think he's one of the English people who go to australia and make it shit.
	I think he's one of the English people who go to australia and make it shit.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:41,
	
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	 I tend to agree on the "making it shit" thing...
	I tend to agree on the "making it shit" thing...
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42,
	
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	 I think he's just a dick.
	I think he's just a dick.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42,
	
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	 there's that too.
	there's that too.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:44,
	
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	 Srsly
	Srsly
 	He claims to hate the trolling and bullying, yet he also trolls and bullies.
He's a total drongo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:46,
	
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	 Well mind you don't pop your cloggs.
	Well mind you don't pop your cloggs. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:49,
	
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	 Clogs*
	Clogs*
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55,
	
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	 Cleggs*
	Cleggs*
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55,
	
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	 Claps*
	Claps*
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:59,
	
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	 Clods*
	Clods*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:00,
	
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