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	Morning.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:00,
	
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	Well spotted
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:08,
	
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	Alright Lighty.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:13,
	
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	Alright dubya pee
 	It's Friday, that's good. Off up to Birmingham this evening to see people and acquire Christmas loot, then back down tomorrow.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:19,
	
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	Birmingham is alright, 
 	How far are you? Long drive?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:24,
	
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	Don't drive now that I live in London
 	this is the aaaaaaaage... Of the train. Takes about 80 minutes Euston to New Street, then 10 minutes on a local train to my mate's house.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:26,
	
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	take a couple tins of special brew, 
 	Beer on the train is extortionate.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
	
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	Special Brew /= beer
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39,
	
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	I concur
 	OTOH, opening a bottle of wine on the train might be a little fancy. And the ice bucket would block the aisle.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54,
	
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	Thanks for that
 	I wondered why the sky was getting lighter.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:14,
	
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	alright local, 
 	How's it going?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25,
	
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	Alright
 	taking the family shopping. Joy.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27,
	
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	No, just having a zzzzzzzz....
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:21,
	
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	hello b3th.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25,
	
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	Alright you?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
	
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	*Cilla Blacks*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:30,
	
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	That won't clean much
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:32,
	
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	I just got this joke
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:38,
	
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	It was tenuous at best
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:40,
	
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	You're tenuous is another mans witty
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:49,
	
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 	enuous is ouching
tt ll
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55,
	
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	very good#
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56,
	
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	it's been morning since 5:30 by my reckoning
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:27,
	
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	Fair enough, i only just noticed.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36,
	
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	Aight?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:28,
	
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	alright Gonzarony
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:35,
	
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	Yeah', not bad, the downs are down, but the ups are up.
 	You?
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:54,
	
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	Poor loveable retards
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:55,
	
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	Im good. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
	
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	Yo Windy and the rest of you.
 	I'm bored I may clean the cars 
More news as it happens
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34,
	
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	I'm off to buy wellies Hh
 	WELLINGTON BOOTS!
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:34,
	
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	*ORCHESTRA -DRAMATIC STING*
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:36,
	
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	Fucking show off....
 	always having to go one better. I hope a stray stiletto falls on your head.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:37,
	
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	That would take a while to heal.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:42,
	
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	Morning all
 	I have some guitars to restring - not sure I can be arsed.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:39,
	
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	Morning folks
 	Is it really not even 10am yet? Fucking hell I'm bored. You lot had better be on scintillating fucking form.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:46,
	
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	as good as ever
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:50,
	
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	Oh dear
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:52,
	
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	yes dear?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:53,
	
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	McLeish is the bookies favourite
 	that is all.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:56,
	
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	Do keep up
 	www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20855227
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:01,
	
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	I keep trying to tell myself it could be worse
 	I just can't think how
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:06,
	
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	Well, he did sterling work for us.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08,
	
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	Jock football doesn't count as real football though
 	My nan could win trophies with Rangers and she's been dead for 30 years.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20,
	
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	AA is your dad?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
	
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	I really wouldn't hold your breath.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:07,
	
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	*holds breath, just to be contrary*
 	*dies*
*haunts the fuck out of OT*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:08,
	
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	STOP WATCHING ME CHANGE
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
	
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	don't ever change
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22,
	
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	I'm sweating. It's not nice.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
	
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	sounds like bowel cancer to me
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:10,
	
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	I hope it's Norovirus, automatic week off if we get it at the moment.
 	
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	Morning chompy 
 	There dropping like fly's and nobody has mentioned them here yet:
US General Norman Schwarzkopf
Fontella Bass
Jack Klugman
Maybe you have what they did?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12,
	
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	Not Fontella Bass!
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
	
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	Yep did anyone Rescue  her
 	Did they fuck
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
	
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	Is that where the phrase 'sweating like a rapist' comes from?
 	Morning.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:13,
	
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	That's a colin hunt style phrase.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
	
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	I just did a big poo
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
	
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	Wash your hands.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
	
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	I did
 	Didn't dry them though, the dryers are on the wrong side of the bogs
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18,
	
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	Lies on the internet
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:16,
	
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	Woah woah woah you can say what you like but I ain't ever lied and I will never lie about having a poo 
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:18,
	
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	But it sounds so……
 	Well unbelievable, you will be the envy of O/T
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:20,
	
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	Only because he didn't need a carer to wipe afterwards.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:21,
	
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	With a Pringles tube you never need to wipe
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:22,
	
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	If you save the foil you can even put the tube back on the shelf after
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:27,
	
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	Am I to late to say 
 	alright
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:28,
	
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	alright hh
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39,
	
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	I haven't eaten Pringles in years.
 	I may never eat them again after that lovely image.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:33,
	
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	Once you pop you can't stop
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:40,
	
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	once you poop...
 	 EDIT: sorry, that was Localboy level joke shitness.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:43,
	
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	alright Piggerz?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25,
	
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	He's fucked off to buy Wellingtons PD
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:25,
	
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	good goddamn.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:26,
	
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	it's evening here, actually
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:34,
	
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	I think your fellow Aussie is having a breakdown over on QOTW
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:36,
	
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	Oh dear... 
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:37,
	
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	has he sex pested you by gaz before?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:39,
	
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	no. 
 	Also, given the nature of his...personality, I'm claiming my dutch citizenship to escape the stigma of being from the same country as he...
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	I think he's one of the English people who go to australia and make it shit.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:41,
	
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	I tend to agree on the "making it shit" thing...
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42,
	
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	I think he's just a dick.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:42,
	
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	there's that too.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:44,
	
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	Srsly
 	He claims to hate the trolling and bullying, yet he also trolls and bullies.
He's a total drongo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:46,
	
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	Well mind you don't pop your cloggs. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:49,
	
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	Clogs*
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55,
	
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	Cleggs*
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:55,
	
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	Claps*
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:59,
	
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	Clods*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:00,
	
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