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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So...
I've been communicating with Stunned about drinks in Bristol in the first half of this year.

Anyone fancy joining us?

More details in the not too distant.

Alt: What was the highlight of the last thread?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:14, 126 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
You know what?
I might.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
maybe
alt: turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I might, depending on when and it batte actually wants to punch me or if it's all internet posturing.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
If he doesn't I'll punch you, if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
that would be quite funny.
what did I do to you hippy? I thought we was budz
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Just trying to help.
I'll be honest I've never punched anyone, so it might be a bit shit, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
this is why it would be funny
Batte on the other hand has, I imagine, a wicked cock-punch
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)
cock-headbutt

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
nah, he has to reach up for the cock-punch
he can headbut a mean kneecap though
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Really? Worse can happen, who has the classic photo of when bd headbutted sf
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)
cmon cmon cmon
Who has it
pc? Gonz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Omg cant wait

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
You'll be in like Flynn.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I'm gonna say maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
thanks, Liam.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Sounds possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Only if I get to punch CQ.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
+ with a bicycle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
as long as it's not a fucking fixie

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I'm afraid it is, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Hoxton Ponce

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I am merely the lead singer in Hoxton Ponce.
I can't take all the credit, Wilfsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)
You monster
imgur.com/1WZ6h
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
I'm there, bruv.
Alt: the superb WHISKEY CHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Hi honey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Alright my gorgeous Nakie-nacky-noo?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)
i have gin, a fire, my ipod and Beef Bourginon for supper
all after the most beautiful day on the mountains
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:34, Reply)
You are so gay Gok Wan thinks you are a 'right bender'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
no matter how hard you ask, I'm not gonna let you bum me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Oh I won't ask when the time is right.
I will simply TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Prima Nocta
Where bum Lords get first dibs on virgin bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Prima Botta

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Oh, in that case, I might change my mind...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)
You may take my malts
but you will never take my freedom!
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)
I'll take your fucken teeth oot wi' pliers, boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Count me tentatively in
I don't have a car any more so Bristol isn't as scary a place to go.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
what's wrong with driving in Bristol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)
His car broke last time
Saying that, his experience of Temple Meads station wasn't much better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Temple Meads is...interesting
My sis is in Brizzle these days, I really have to go and visit her one day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
There used to be a band in the 80s called the Templemeads.
They weren't very good. Then there was Portishead.

Not very imaginative lot, those Brizzilians eh?

My band 'Winchester College Grounds' were much more creative in our choice of name.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)
I mean I'm all for 'repping ones enz' but FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I got thrown off a train in Bristol once.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I saw a squatter band from Briz a couple of years ago that were quite good,
the singer was a dwarf. Know them?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Sorry no.
I remember seeing a punk band that had a drummer with one arm, he used his stump as a drum stick.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:39, Reply)
yeah, i'd be up for that i reckon.
I missed most of it, so probably a joke about something that was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
You know what you missed?
NUFFINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:34, Reply)
I apologise for my earlier grump.
I had a little nap, and a bottle of beer, and I feel much happier now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Good lad x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
oh man
A dedicated stalker/ impostor. Hope it's not Q again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
He's a prick who sexually assaulted me in a McDonalds. 'McFlurry' my fucking arsepipe.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Oh man.
Haunted by Battered. Not good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)
lol
Srsly though, if your bird's a munter, don't go showing off her picture. That's why we've never seen a pic of Battered's Shewok.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Top choonz:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpx2tbHpzKA
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:22, Reply)
What the fuck happened to Battered?
Why has he been stepped, and who is the Bann hammer aimed at next?

Alt: This brand new shiny thread
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:41, Reply)
The offending post is on the popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Can't understand why he should get stepped for that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)
The wee man is being victimized.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:45, Reply)
?????????
Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:46, Reply)
I'm totes a cross between Pat Bateman and Midge Ure.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Bat e man?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Pat Ure

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:50, Reply)
that's not me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:50, Reply)
no, that's not me.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Shut up you name stealing prick I'm talking to the real PD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:51, Reply)
shermans my nilla

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:52, Reply)
You should report this imposter poster

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:53, Reply)
consizzle it dizzled

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:54, Reply)
I bet he will never know the pain of having……
An alcoholic wife beating preacher dad
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:55, Reply)
or a gay drug addicted bro

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:56, Reply)
His cruelty knows no bounds….
I’m here for you REAL PD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Dusty Springfield rejected first draft

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Yes it was, yes it was

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Just to get to plight of my fallen brother in arms Battered MC
He’s not the only one them dog fingering, shed locked kiddie fiddling, kicked out drunken MODS are after, clap your peepers on this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1815919
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Well that was a given.
Him and Quentin. Pity really as they provide much lolz.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)
my nizzles be opressed

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)
my nipples are impressed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)
will just fuck off
faker
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Yep you tell him REAL PD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
I don't know who I am anymore.
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
FUCK OFF FAKE PD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Yo It iz pimp-tight ta gots yo' support

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Challenge the MoFo
To a Cufflink off at dawn
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:24, Reply)
it's embarrassing how good I look some days

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
See this.... this is him trying to steal your name Bro.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-bY0nOTvE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
judiciously edited there, Hartoid me old fruit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I'm feking Ninja aint I?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)
almost

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Piss off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
bangin' tune

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh
The fake one made me almost attack you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)
you missed tattooed

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Needs MOAR ninja edits

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)
needs less ninja edits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)
The REAL PD will totes fuck you up with
Whiskey Chat.....run along now doppleganger
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Good Job Nakers aint here....
I think his head would explode
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)
WHY LOCAL WHY?
Are they burning away the landscape that is b3ta? Has Frankenstein’s monster become too much for the poor doctor to handle?

Why,Why,Why,Why
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
*shrugs*
Dunno.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)
*Gathers angry mob with pitch forks and flaming brands*
Let’s attack the doctors they created this, for they are the real evil.
Explains moral in the tale
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I think someone has me on 2.0 ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:54, Reply)
nope. deletion by Wilfsy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Almost as much a prick as you
FAKE PD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:57, Reply)
he tries, and fails
Just like he does at everything else...riding his bike, parenthood, marriage, not looking like an idiot, basic literacy, sticking with his anti-psychotic medication...

He's heading for Broadmoor at this rate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:00, Reply)
A bit like you then FAKE PD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Broadmoor couldn't cope with me.
I fuck their shit right up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Yep Right up the shitter
no lube for you, I feel for your Hamster
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:04, Reply)
she's fine.
I only use mansters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Whats that cumming over his hill? Is a manster? s it a manster?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I'm confused by the fake PD thing.
Which one is which?

(I'm going to sit back and wait and see which one is most dull, once I have that info, I'll know who the real PD is).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Jeffer's trust me I spotted the fake one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Start a new thread.
This one is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:11, Reply)
NO YOUN ARE
Plus I'm having fun with all the gazzes coming in
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:13, Reply)
ALRIGHT I DONE ONE YOU FUCKING BULLY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:26, Reply)
And it's more shit than this one.
I'm not answering it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Fuck you and your bull shit Bristol bash
I'm deffo not Gonna come now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:32, Reply)

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