I didn't mean it about your mum.
This year is buying a horse, probably finish the car and start a new project, maybe an old MG, or a BMW. Carry on thinking about getting out of the pub trade, but not doing anything about it. Just gotta wait and see what Ladypigs career is doing, and where she wants to go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:49, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why don't you buy an old horse and do that up instead?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I'd like a 6 series.
The 3.0 CSLs that came before are gorgeous, but so, so expensive.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)

635 csi is what i want,
But I imagine all the money will go on the horse, so I'll end up with a 70's Volvo 144.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Can't get you, the missus
two kids and luggage in a horse. I'd suggest Mrs Pig's priorities are all wrong. I bet she's saying stuff like "but you've already got an old car!"
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

If you think an old car is a money pit, wait till you get a horse
If you don't have your own stable it's about £90ish a week to use someone else's plus farrier's bills, and if it gets ill...make sure it's insured!

Our friend's comment "I need to find a way of converting horseshit into money, instead of the other way round!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Although you can't put a car on the barbecue.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)

You can cheval shit though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

not having kids.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Well, you know, stolen kids.
Or friends' kids. Plus Dobbin won't have a hope of keeping up with modern motorway traffic.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:16, Reply)

On the other hand
in London it would be considerably faster, and no congestion charge to pay.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

she loves the old cars,
she sits in the garage with me reading while I work. but she misses riding, don't want to go in to much detail with the Rory around, but it's good for her to be back on a horse, and I'd be just as happy working on a scrappy old bl lump as I would on a full classic bmw really, so I let her have her thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

All I'm saying is that maybe you want to sit her down and say
"look, love, don't you worry about the transport. It's all oily nastiness and scary animals. You leave that to me. You just look after the house, eh?"
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:21, Reply)

They're my mate in the trade's favourite
shark nose 635i with M-sport trim or M635Csi. He did have a couple but only has 1 now I think. Bloody quick and a handful on wet roundabouts...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I like all those shark nose BMs.
Nearly bought a 5 a while ago. Wish I had.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Yeah, that won't get nicked in Hammersmith.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Probably Ealing way, now.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I knew a young lady from Ealing.
She had a peculiar feeling.
She laid on her back.
Opened her crack.
And pissed all over the ceiling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

buying fucking
finish fucking
MG fucking
pub fucking
career carer
doing fucking
go fuck
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I went to Needoo's with Monty and Stunned last night
as a result I'm hungover and some rough beast is slouching through my colon, waiting to be born.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You ate Monty??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:24, Reply)

+out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

He has birded out and callled in sick today.
The wee marn cancelled lunch too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

What a fucking lightweight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Cunts. The lot of them, Sporters.
On the upside I have spent my time productively and booked an Easter holiday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I've had to fuck off my liquid lunch as I need to go to the bank
Sad, sad times
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

WTF is the world coming to.
I had a massive burrito too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Some people just can't hack the pace of lunch with Stunned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

He is the Adam Richman of /OT

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

*polite applause*

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)

*click*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)

*fucking golf claps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)