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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I heard Lokesy keeps gazzing Poppet pictures of his penis poncho.
What did you hear about Lokesy?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:50, 31 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I heard his mother makes him pack lunch everyday,
and there is a very good reason he doesn't share his special warm milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
*click*
Predictable but I still lolled
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I heard that his penis poncho is so cheesy it makes Roquefort look like edam.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I heard he got thrown out of the gays, for 'being too gay'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I heard Simon Weston called him 'really fucking ugly'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I heard he likes to smother his genitals with Pedigree Chum.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I heard his beard is actually a merkin
as he can't function without a man's pubes on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
hahaha!!
best one yet
*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I heard he carries a picture of Ranet Reet Rouwghtarrr in his wallet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
That's Shergar.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I heard he tried to take over the world, but was bum-raped by a 9 foot green man.
Ho ho ho, green giant
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I heard he wandered around Delhi for weeks and no one raped him even once.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I heard he once tried snorting coke
and an ice cube got stuck in his nose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I heard that he likes to frot himself all over the furniture in his office.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
i heard he's the only one your mum wouldn't do

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I heard they used his giant palms for the hand closeups in the remake of King Kong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I heard famous internet gayer Monty Boyce was angry with him
but I missed the drama. did he insult Hawkwind?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I heard that Wilf was a knobend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)
well I guess even you need someone to feel superior too.
how do the stars look from down there?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Can anyone tell me what this chap is wittering on about please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
it was an oscar wilde referece
I thought you'd be one of the few cultured enough to 'get' it, sadly I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Not me pal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)
CQ is off topic's very own Oscar Wilde.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)
He's a fat Irish bender?
No wonder he keeps falling off that bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)
well, if you imagine Stephen Fry with a mohawk
yeah, that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I heard he put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I heard he put the "cunt" in Scunthorpe.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)
and the "arse" in Marseilles

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)
BRANDY CHAT
Recommend me some you haggard old borderline alco.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)
He drinks Cuntreau

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

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