Any of you fancy coming to Bristol on the 25-27th May?
Upfest 2013 is on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:44, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's that, then.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Bloody Bristolians.
Always assuming their city is the centre of the world and that everybody knows everything about it and that nothing outside of it matters.

Completely unlike the rest of the country.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

That's what happens when you built a city on the proceeds of SLAVERY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

One side of my family are from Bristol.
They were all smugglers. I'm not saying that Bristolians are inherently untrustworthy, or anything. Just, you know, take it as you find it.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

sausage smugglers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Budgies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Google it.
I don't know how to copy links on my phone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

'2 In a Room' lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

www.upfest.co.uk/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

out-techied by Nakers.
Oh, Jeff :(
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I'd delete my account but I don't know how.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)

This looks GAY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

SO DOES YOUR FACE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Urban street cockmaster.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Speaking?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

master sucker
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH FAIL
Must have been your tiny chipolater fingers and massive meaty palms
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

You haven't quite worked out this strikethrough game, have you.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I'm adding him to the list with Jeff of people less technical able than me
LTATN
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I though Loco works in IT?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

he flaps his massive palms to keep the servers cool

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Yup
*ashamed*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Use your loaf, Lokesy!



No offence, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

He's probably trying to take a bite out of his own forehead now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Fat finger lolz on tiny phone keyboard

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Ham-fisted lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

It looks like Jeff's inviting us down to Bristol to go look at graffiti
instead of getting smashed on cider. That can't be right, can it?
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I'd far prefer the former if I'm honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I can look at graffiti in Guildford
I don't need to travel across the country to go look at "Ow bist me babbers" written on a carpark wall in purple spraypaint.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Actually, that might be quite funny.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
Clickin' dis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

No thanks, but I appreciate the offer.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

But we all chipped in for a ticket for you!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I'll take it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Sold!
I'll gaz you my paypal.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Might do.
I fackin' love graff, me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)

You wispy-bearded, unnecessary NHS glasses-wearing hipster wanker.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Punch him right in the drop crotch trousers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Fuck that, I'm going to tell him that the Dropped Ostriches are in the top 40 now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

This is a man who has not one, but two ukuleles in his house.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

How big are they?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Too small for your massive hands.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

he has to use a cello as a ukulele

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

cello set of tightropes across the Grand Canyon
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

set em up knock em down...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Sometimes it's nice to have a fiddle with friends. Wait, that's a fiddle.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I'd reply to this
but unfortunately the wifi in this pop-up street food boutique in Daltson that I'm having a online marketing strategy brainstorm in is a bit dodgy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I am up for that.
Is this separate to the April visit? Or was it February?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

The only bit of Bristol I've seen is the Parkway train station
It was shit, so by that I can only assume the rest is shit too
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

That's the nice bit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

that's not even in Bristol really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

IT SAID BRISTOL ON THE STATION

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

It is right out on the edge next to a nasty new build area known as "Sadly Broke"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Sally Broke?
I used to go to school with her
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

But thats the same date as
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24413
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)