If money were no object
Where would you live in the world and in what type of property?

Alt. What are you doing this evening

I'd live in something similar to the Palm Hotel with an underwater view
and Im shaving as currently my face looks homeless.

I look like the tramp Ian Beale but in a suit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:57, 51 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Somewhere in South America, or Morocco.
Alt. Staying in the pub, and getting a kebab for laters, first one of the year.It will be a special kebab. Chicken, and garlic nan.
There's nothing wrong with beards, although Ian Beale is pushing it a bit far.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Not had a kebab for ages
I think this has something to do with me not being out and shitfaced for a loooong time.

I like a nice mixed one with cabbage, onion and chilli and mint sauce.

Might get one on the way home now!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:06, Reply)

You know where you are with a kebab.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:07, Reply)

On the bog for the next 24hrs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:08, Reply)

I've never had the shits from a kebab.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:10, Reply)

I've had plenty of shit kebabs

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)

This
There are only a few places I trust.

It's the same with takeaway Chinese
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Never been a fan of Chinese food.
Takeaway of choice is Indian.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Agree on the Indian.
I do like Chinese as well, but the quality does seem to vary wildly. Indian, from my experience, is fairly consistent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:17, Reply)

You're buying them from the wrong shop.

( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)

It's often not the kebab that gives you the shits,
but the dozen or so pints prior to it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:13, Reply)

Surely not!

( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Apparently so.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Last one I had made me do voms for 24hrs
And I don't even remember eating it...at 6pm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:21, Reply)

If you're talking within reason, probably a nice posh central london place thats within 10 minutes of borough market but a nice bit and not the fucking elephant and castle.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)

South of France, beautiful summers and close to skiing in the winter
Mainly trying to get home I suspect, hours delay at present so taking convoluted bus route instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:08, Reply)

I would live in Nigella Lawson's arse. Plenty of room, no intrusions.

It's early morning, I'm staying in a run down seaside pub in Tasmania, listening to the bloke next door dry heave, outside a goods train is shunting shipping containers around. There is lot of bushfire smoke in the air.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Nigella.
I definitely would.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)

indeed

( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Best crack open a xxxx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)

nah
Might go outside for a ciggie and watch the train for a bit.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:14, Reply)

In a temperate/warmish climate
in a big old manor house that someone else looks after. Loads of my friends would live there, too. Also, lots of animals
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Ooh a commune!
I wouldnt mind having some close friends about, share childcare etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, Reply)

it'd have to be big if people had kids, too
Perhaps there could be an annoying kids' wing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)

What sort of animals
I'd like a Gibbon. Teach it to ride a quad bike. And smoke.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Not sure I trust gibbon's arms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:21, Reply)

They can casually tear your face off.
Could be useful to have one nearby if things get a bit rough down at the quaint village pub. It could give you a lift home on the quad bike too.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:24, Reply)

that would be cool
I learnt today that Alpacas are Chav llamas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)

elaborate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:25, Reply)

apparently they spit more
I dunno, some students were discussing it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Yo Madge

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Yo fadge.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:29, Reply)

I thought you were supposed to be teaching them to be less stupid,
rather than listening to their drivel and repeating it like a fact.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)

nah I'm all about the encouraging made up shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)

They are poor and fuck a lot.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)

I rather like Rome but to be honest I'm happy where I am
I could do with a bigger gaff that's all. We have Crackhouse to dinner this evening and we're having pulled pork. Nom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)

I spent my honeymoon in Rome. A nun spat at me, she was asking directions, I just shrugged and started to say "sorry, I can't speak Ital....thanks you wizened little bitch".
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)

Do give her our best, won't you?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)

by all means

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I used to enjoy reading her contributions way back when I was a lurker.

( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:35, Reply)

I'd live in Rihanna.
The dirty bitch.

Is Rory still about?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)

I think he's taken.
Better come up with another Plan B
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:49, Reply)

I've been given a beta login
For the new Chemical Records Push cloud service. Seems that I addition to storing your tunes and historical purchases it provides DJing tools.

I shall investigate full when I'm not on my phone. If it's transferable do one of you DJ -types want it? They've also given me 200 points to buy tunes with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Do they have any B*Witched?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:48, Reply)

I think it'll probably be the sort of shit PD likes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Insane clown posse, BOOM!
I'm now 1 hour and 45 mins into my 40 mins commute...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:54, Reply)

unlucky mon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Have a look yourself, might be up your street.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:09, Reply)

yes pls boss
DJing tool you say? Don't be shy, his name's Plumdozer
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:01, Reply)

I'd live in Singapore, around the Orchard road area. Obviously it would be a big property.
Alt. Writing a powerpoint presentation for an interview and eating revels. I have a full-set beard - it is well-trimmed at all times.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:56, Reply)

If money were no object I'd buy the Isle of Wight and sink the cunt
then I'd probably live where I do now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)