I've never shit in a cunt, is it something we do now? I'm so out of touch with you kids
Alt: All of them, we should've just took the boats out and sunk them.

AltAlt: I can't do Irish jokes cos I'm over here and the bloody potato wogs are always watching, waiting for me to slip up so they can hang me as an oppressor
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That sounds like the Dublin bus tours.....
"And this is where the British killed 175 unarmed rioters who only wanted some nourishing potato".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)

a guy at school said his grandfather loaded a boat with irish during the bad times
took it to sea on the pretence of trip to america, and scuttled it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)

They do go on about it a bit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)

"It wasn't ME so leave it out. OK?"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)

What? No, I'd subjugate them in a second if I could
Have you seen their armed forces? The army's always poncing about in films, the air force is about three helicopters on 'VIP transport' and their navy is a lifeboat with a four leaf clover on it.

I reckon ten of us or so, grab a few kitchen knives, we could be kings over here in a week.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

they do have no history of fighting guerillas wars at all
I can see this invasion going well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Remember when they used to be scary terrorists?
Man, I miss those days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

They were scary, but fair.
Always gave notice of any bombs they were about to explode.
Far more sporting than these arab chaps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Always bombing Manchester or Brighton
Never anywhere important, really good of 'em
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Hey wait! Guess what! I wasn't REALLY advocating us taking over!
WHAT JAPES
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Oh gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

No we should
But with naysayers like this baby jesus chap with us we'll never get anywhere
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I'm witcha, homie.
Front of the fuckin queue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)