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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:30,
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Double deletion even worse than Nakers.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:30,
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what's the best one to have with coke?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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What's going on here then?I just popped out for a bit, come back, and it's all drama.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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No drama, just Al being a cock.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32,
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it is a sign of the feeble mindedit's snowing its arse off here. just as my dad is about to come out of hospital on crutches. fucking marvellous timing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32,
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Get ready to video him going arse over tit; You've Been Framed will pay you £200.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:33,
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She'll be the lucky one; she'll inherit all his cash.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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now nowanything al fathers will inherit a vegetable patch. and premature male pattern baldness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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and the same very best wishes to any mewling crotchfruit that your wife might spit out of her rancid loins(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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She didn't taste rancid to me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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Your not used to the taste of meat though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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mr potthe kettle has something to say to you...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:39,
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See, you get how this phrase worksyou should explain this to Captain Placid.
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i'm 5'6"i thought that was exactly average for a uk female? happy to stand corrected though (did you see what i did there)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I posted some very important words in those threads.
They're lost forever now :'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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v important words at that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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I didn't microwave my lasagane for long enough and it was still cool in the middle :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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i had a goats cheese, butternut squash, spinach and mushroom lasagne oncefucking awesome it was.
i like lasagne.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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I'm going to have a ham sandwich.And I'm going to buy a slow cooker.
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i've got a brand new and unused one you can have if you likethey're not so good for vegetarians, so i've never used it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Yeah go on then, you'll have to deliver it thoughI'm not getting the train all the way to yours.
Also, how big is it?
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i have no idea - it's just an average slow cooker that my aunt bought me for my birthdaybut i would just get work to post it to your work
let me check out the size/stats tonight and i will fb you. if you want it, it's yours. if you don't, i'll get work to stick it up your arse anyway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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What brand is it?I don't want to end up with an inferior brand slow cooker. Mind you, I was going to get a Sainsburys own one so I guess it doesn't matter
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i want to say tefalbut i think it just has tefal on the box. i don't know.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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If it has Tefal on the boxI'd hazard a guess that it's probably a Tefal.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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That's not a very scientific approach, badge.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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I know, but fuck it, it's a monday.I can't be all scientific all the time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:30,
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It's obvious from the size of you that you like pasta.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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i've lost almost a stone since i last saw youyou won't recognise me at PIZZABASH III
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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I know. That's why I said 6, not 1.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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+ which could be improved with some mince.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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I think I'd leave the mushrooms out of that, actuallyOtherwise it sounds lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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you know, i think i was confusing 2 delicious lasagnesbutternut squash and goats cheese
red pepper, mushroom and spinach with feta
that was it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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I'm off to M & S, Can I get owt for anybody?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Some of their pulled pork & chipotle soup. Thanks.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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I need some new work bootsSize 11, black
Ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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why do you need work boots to type on a computer?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Boots for workNot work boots as such
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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I dont like wearing shoesI prefer either boots or trainers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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here you go, these are a bloody barginwww.office.co.uk/mens/poste/theodor_brogue_boot/41/12312/34532/1/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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If they were darker then maybewww.office.co.uk/mens/poste/raffaele_boot/41/11132/29693/1?fs=11132
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Sorry, I forgot where I was for a secondCOCK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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NO YOURN AREYou made in Chelsea/Sunderland wank face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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someone I used to work with used to be mental for some stupid little gummy pig things they selldon't buy those they are shit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:22,
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Thought you'd have gone with the Pole Vault. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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what goes, "step step step step SMACK, step step step step SMACK,step step step step SMACK,step step step step SMACK"Battered running the 110m hurdles...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:36,
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You seem to be calling him a smack head.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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What goes 'smack, smack, smack smack'Battered's fist against Naker's head.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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Praying.That I don't kill you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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NEW THREAD STARTED.You're welcome.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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I can't stand thread deletionAlmost as bad as flouncing.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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Well, that's fine.Now no one will ever know how my fantastic Anne Frank comment finished*. Historians will puzzle over it for generations to come.
*Apart from those who read it before it got deleted.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:44,
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