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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You got a break-out-of-jail-free card for 1 crime.You'd be wasting it if you say rob a bank because you'd get stopped by their security messures.
So, realisticly, you can get away with one crime that you can feasably do..... what do you choose? How do you go about doing it?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:23,
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oh man100% with lokesy here.
'Copywriting' is not the same as 'copyrighting'.
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I'd wait for someoone to win a massive Euromillions jackpotthen when they are receiving their comedy sized cheque I'd use hammers and shit to make them sign it all over to me. Simple.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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Paul popped to /links per your request.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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It seems Monty may have been rightwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1824433
b3ta.com/board/10911092
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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I'd teach a chimp to steal, and take it to hotels and rob guests and get mistaken for a hotel reviewer(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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GenocideRid us of that curse upon the land, the Spanish
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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Actually I'll strangle my client to death with a rope woven from her own stupid emails/(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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I like to have physical copies, just in caseat any rate it means i can file them properly instead of looking through a massive inbox
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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he's a liar, nobody prints their emailsThis is the worst trolling ever
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I thought it worked quite wellYou both jumped straight in the deep end
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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If I were you, I'd be concernedthat absolutely everybody was well prepared to believe you were this stupid.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57,
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Well given he can't tell an RJ11 from an RJ45or an aerial socket from his ringpiece, it's perfectly believable.
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Food for thought, ain't it?Time to start drinking and never stop.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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Just in case of what?File properly how? You mean alphabetically or by date? Yeah, it's a shame email can't do that. Much better to print them all out and put them in a massive metal filing cabinet.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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You just don't give a shit about the trees do you Nakers?You really are a prick.
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wanderlust, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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Are you sure one copy is enough?Maybe you ought to print out a second and store them in an off-site location?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:55,
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There is at least a point to this.After all, you can't always subtely take your laptop to the bogs for an angerwank.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:58,
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Is that why I always get funny looks?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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Even I'm fucking astonished by this.And I encounter world-class idiocy on an almost hourly basis
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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Oh, you're trolLOLing.fair does.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57,
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So much anger and indignation on the internet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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There's an "r" in the monthwhat do you expect?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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Oh, ouch.you burnt me good, q. burnt good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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sorry for harshing the thread guys, hope this helpswww.chelwest.nhs.uk/services/surgery/burns-service
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I can only assume that Nakkers is joking hereNot even he can be that big a flid.
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I printed out an email oncewe should be friends
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP? BUTTERCUP BABY< JUST TO LET ME DOWN> LET ME DOWN(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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Has anyone used those storage style places?like big yellow or lock and store.
How much are they?
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A lot.We used a small one (about the size of 3 double wardrobes) and it cost about £120 a month.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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Might be cheaper outside London.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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I used one when we moved to IrelandI dunno cos my mate paid for it
Hope that helps!
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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I looked at a place where it was 50 quid for the first month.But I can't remember what it was called.
Happy to help!
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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You're more than welcome.If I can be of any further assistance, please don't hesitate to contact me.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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The big green shamrock storage company.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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they probably have price lists on their websitesOr if you phone them they will tell you how much they charge! Happy to help xx
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nope theyre like gyms put your details in ans we'll send you a quote.(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)
and I'd make you all look me in the eye as I did itAnd send videos of me doing it to your parents
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How unfair, What about poor old AA?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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dig up his mum and make her skeleton watchI'd tailor all my raping for each individual, I'm considerate like that
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You sentimental foolAfter all the helicopter quips at your expense they deserve it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:51,
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oh what, helicopter quips?I thought I was a popular and well liked member of this close knit community
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I consent to this.Making this no longer a rape.
Stick your 'No exceptions'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:57,
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What have you got in mind?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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I would smoke some marijuana cigarettes, the worst crime eva!(
Peej, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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The opening sentence of a website I'm on reads thusly:"If you are experiencing problems with leaking flanges..."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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I bet you print out websites and read them like newspapers.(
Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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I have them tatooed onto your mums arseI CALL IT A BROADSHEET!q"""""!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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Too many sick burns flying around here todayI'm going to end up looking like Weston at this rate.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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Simon Weston has more dates(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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And Weston super Mare has less crabs.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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I bet he takes screenshots by turning his monitor facing-down onto his industrial printer(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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Nah, he uses a Box Brownie to photograph it, then waits for the prints to come back from Boots. (, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Here's a picture of the office fridgesphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/734167_10151162057532030_1511739774_n.jpg
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lol, did they actually put their name on it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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Yeah, but it was torn off before I got there so I don't know who it was.(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Oh man, it was an Uncle Ben's rice and all.They must have been really looking forward to that :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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I'd get famous by fraudulantly claimingI'd created some kind of art/invented some kind of invention
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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