MR CLAYPOLE off of Rentaghost - does he count as a superhero?
I say he does. He's got powers and shit, and he's, like, a ghost and that? He has a special outfit as well.

Do you agree?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:21, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I never watched bill and ben

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)

You strike me as more of a 'Muffin The Mule' nigga, I'm right aren't I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:26, Reply)

he may be super
but is he a hero?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:24, Reply)

He's a hero to me.
And to all other AIDS-ridden rollerskaters everywhere.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Sorry I don't know much about pokemon

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)

You strike me more as a 'Beyblades' nigga, I'm right aren't I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Dogg I'm all about the Yu-Gi-Oh
Bitch please, like I'm one of them spinny top jive turkeys
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Fresh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

for 88
you suckers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

never watched it
but a quick google image search makes me believe that his powers mainly revolved around noncing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Miss Popov

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Audrey's still got it.
I'd love to have a go on her AND Gail at the same time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I am not sure that a ghost or spectre or smersh
can be a superhero. Did the other ghosts have different powers, Mistress Meaker?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

McWitch did.
The power of being a Scotch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Och noooo!
She's deed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Fred Mumford was well shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Not a fan of his sons either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

damn you boyce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

and his sons make shit music

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

this thread is discriminatory to anyone not "well old"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

also it had Christopher Biggins in it
therefore it was shit and bent and shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I've heard of Rentaghost
But in the same way people talk about the Pyramids, or Hannibal crossing the Alps
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

whatevs, youngys
you missed the best part of time by not being born
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah well at least my leccy don't get turned off at night
And we don't have to pay for things with crowns and groats
an an no-one's voting Thatcher in for the first time
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Good times.
When you weren't constantly in touch with people. You'd wait an hour for someone to turn up because there were no mobile phones. You could write a cheque for food 4 days before you got paid. A pint of beer was 1.30 and a packet of fages was less than 2 quid. Sir Jimmeh was at his kiddy cancer victim noncing pomp.

LIKE I SAID. GOOD TIMES.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I travelled back in time last night.
I bought a round of three pints in a pub and got charged £7. It felt like 2001 all over again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Yo, DG.
The pub next to my office you can barely get 2 pints for a tenner!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)

This was a new place, never been in before.
It was very pleasant; the pricing even more so.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)

YEAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)

He died twice. Just like our Lord and saviour Jesus.
Once when he became a ghost and then again when he arse fell off.

But my reckoning, Jesus must have been a fruit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Never watched it
A quick search tells me that Timothy Claypole looks like a right nonce.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

He may be a hero to you.
He may have powers that you consider 'super', but I do not believe him to be a superhero.
As far as I understand his powers are pretty standard issue for most ghosts.
Also having a special outfit does not confer superhero status upon you, or win you better access rights to your child.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Oh so now you're some kind of fucking expert on ghosts are you?
I maintain that Claypole was heroic, and had powers THEREFORE he was - and in some ways still is - a superhero.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Monts
I didn't realise he was a bender. You might want to stop saying he was your hero.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Died of chutnAIDS I believe.
Making him all the more heroic.


Plus - how the fuck did you not spot that old Claypers was a 'woolly woofter'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

You looked up to him as a child, didn't you?
Whilst sucking him off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I had no idea.
I thought he was claypoling popov up the council.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Ocean-going homo.
Weapons. Grade. Chutney.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Same as Claypole!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Yes. You are!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I think your real test here is whether scarpe is going all gay over comics about him or not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

fuck's this shit?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Monty's channelling the spirit of Peter Kay by invoking nostalgia.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Tackling the issues of the day*
*The day in question being sometime in the early 80s.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

'Member Claypole?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

'Member money?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

He should channel a bullet right into his brain.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

The bullet would only rattle around in all that empty space.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I think all those violent 'computer games' you play have made you very aggressive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

That's a stone cold fact right there.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

i've started a new thread that's not about 1980's nonces

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)