No ta, I've a reel of cable, a fuck ton of RJ45s AND a crimping tool*
in a box in my bedroom. Sometimes I dry hump it.


*make your own shit jokes, I can't be arsed**


**lol
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:53, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I believe you.
Out struggle snuggling last night?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

No. I'm going to enter a monastery.
I'm done, old chap.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

bitches be cryin'

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Yeah. It really kills the mood.
Especially when it alerts some passing dog-walker and I have to bury all three of them in the woods.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Hahaha. Not in this weather.
Unless you kill them when you get to where you want to dig. They piss themselves with fear and you can then dig the not so "hard as iron" earth. Easy!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Girl not keen on space docking?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I'm literally hanging by a thread
waiting for the asterisk clarification, here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

That must be a very strong hread

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Or thread, even.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

you saying I'm fat, B3thers?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Which alt are you replying to here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Didn't realise you were into bondage Krones.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

sexiest of all the stomach conditions

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

totally is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Crimping ha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)