Fry up goes.
Toast.
Toast dipped in egg
Toast dipped in beans
Bacon slice one with egg
Black pudding
Sausage, can be dipped in beans but not necessary.
Finish off beans with bacon slice 2
Finish off sausage
Leave mushrooms or fried tomato or whatever.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

freak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

This is more like it though.
Thanks Chompy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

you disgust me

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

i know
beans, fucking ruin a cooked breakfast
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Nah, they're good.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I don't like beans on a plate
Cos they infect everything, instead of enjoying beans then enjoying other foods, you just get a plate of bean flavoured shite. They should come in a separate bowl.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Same with Egg though.
Stop moaning and get it DAHHHN yaahh
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Beans should be nuked from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Egg's safe!
You just cut the white bits off until you get a square that includes the yolk, and eat that in one go
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

the yellow goes on the bacon, the white can get to fuck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

But then you'd have sticky bacon

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

you dip Theo, DIP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

But how can you enjoy each element unless you eat them individually?
MADNESS
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

My preferred method is to pile a bit of each item onto the fork and enjoy a combination of flavours and textures.
I also like to try different combinations.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)

didn't think quorn had that many different textures

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

It is different from the textures of eggs or mushrooms or beans.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:09, Reply)

but they're the worst bits of the meal, they're the bits you eat through to get to the bits you really want

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Not when you have veggie sausages or bacon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Surely there's other ways you can self flagellate without eating that nonsense?
Just whip yourself a bit instead, that'll do the job, then you can have proper soss
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)

This is also in the spirit of the question.
Good work Theobano you mentaller.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

You're wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

You don't know what you're missing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Needs more fried bread and white pudding.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I can never get white pudding around here.
Fried bread I do at home, but not if I go out. They don't get it right.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Some of larger supermarkets sell white pudding. Hogs pudding on the other hand is much more difficult to obtain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)