Oh man,
We've all gone and upset Kristine. This is not cool people.

I for one would like to apologise to our favourite American B3tan and hope that you will all follow suite and do the same.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Near the top

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)

what's wrong with her?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

She's upset with us.
And I don't like the thought of her being upset.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Looks like you might need the recovery position.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)

really?
I don't believe you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Would you believe me if you lay on your front
with one arm by your side and the other at 90 degrees to your body with the elbow bent at a right angle and the corresponding leg drawn up so the knee is level with your waist?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Y'see I think this post makes your apology seem insincere, because you are clearly trying to teach her how to put someone in the recovery position.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)

What the!!!! I don't even!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:29, Reply)

There is even the hint of a suggestion that you think it might be her fault that two members of her family have died, most likely through ignorance of the recovery position.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Now you are just being ridiculous.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:32, Reply)

It really is impossible to sound sincere on the internet.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)

there, there, no it's not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)

believe love
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Has that miserable Yank gone and deleted a subthread?
I hate it when people do that. It's worse than rape.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Oh wait, no.
I was looking in the wrong thread.

Soz, K, you're alright by me. Not like that constantly angry Winders.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)

tbf 2 of her family died due to their lack of first aid knowledge and Al has been takoing the piss
which is pretty hurtful
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)

It's the waste that I find terribly sad.
All for want of 5 minutes spent learning how to put someone in the recovery position.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Why am I getting blamed for taking the piss?
It was tangles who actually replied to her saying that her relatives would be alive if they knew what the recovery position was.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Your reputation precedes you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)

BRB, I want some Wine Gums.

( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Chew them carefully, you don't want to choke.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Tell me Al, what would be the best course of action to take if he was choking on his wine gums?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Don't worry, my co-workers have been taught about the recovery position.
70p out of the vending machine, Al. I feel violated.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Same here
70 fucking p for a Boost?!

*shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

It's like a tax on fat people or summat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I am forced into eating ASDA Smart Price Strawberry Flavoured Cranberry Muesli Bars
*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I paid a pound for a kit kat chunky at the station last week.
I felt like I'd been raped. Actually physically RAPED. By a vending machine.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)

It was hilarious.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Aero would have provided the ribbing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)

*something about a careless wispa*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:48, Reply)

snickers on backwards

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Have you had any of the new flavoured ones?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)

they're all shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I've not tried them
But I reckon you're right.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I wish people would shut the fuck up about them, and the new cadburys.
WHO FUCKING CARES!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Fat people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Seems to be girls that aren't getting enough cock for the most part

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Stunned gets plenty of cock though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Yeah, loads.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)

They should dress more provocatively to entice the rapists

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Therapists?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Whoa! Who has been going on about them?
Some one said Kit Kat I said - Coconut
- Mint
- Choc Fudge
- Hazelnut

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I'm fucking mad about Kit Kats.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I've never seen them in the shops around here
and let me tell you I've looked in literally no places at all
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)

You just got raped.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

i hope this is in context

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)

It's not rape if it's contextual.
Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I've only got about 30 pence worth left now, too.
I've totally just been raped.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)

it's not rape if you accidentally enjoy it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)