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	 Chew them carefully, you don't want to choke.
	Chew them carefully, you don't want to choke.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
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	 Tell me Al, what would be the best course of action to take if he was choking on his wine gums?
	Tell me Al, what would be the best course of action to take if he was choking on his wine gums?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 Cheese
	Cheese
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 Don't worry, my co-workers have been taught about the recovery position.
	Don't worry, my co-workers have been taught about the recovery position.
 	70p out of the vending machine, Al. I feel violated.
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 Kroney
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	 Same here
	Same here
 	70 fucking p for a Boost?!
*shakes head*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 It's like a tax on fat people or summat.
	It's like a tax on fat people or summat.
 	
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	 I am forced into eating ASDA Smart Price Strawberry Flavoured Cranberry Muesli Bars
	I am forced into eating ASDA Smart Price Strawberry Flavoured Cranberry Muesli Bars
 	*sobs*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 I paid a pound for a kit kat chunky at the station last week.
	I paid a pound for a kit kat chunky at the station last week.
 	I felt like I'd been raped. Actually physically RAPED. By a vending machine.
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 Bazongaloid
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	 It was hilarious.
	It was hilarious.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 Aero would have provided the ribbing
	Aero would have provided the ribbing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 *something about a careless wispa*
	*something about a careless wispa*
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:48,
	
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	 snickers on backwards
	snickers on backwards
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 Have you had any of the new flavoured ones?
	Have you had any of the new flavoured ones?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 they're all shit
	they're all shit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 I've not tried them
	I've not tried them
 	But I reckon you're right.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46,
	
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	 I wish people would shut the fuck up about them, and the new cadburys.
	I wish people would shut the fuck up about them, and the new cadburys. 
 	WHO FUCKING CARES!
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	 Fat people?
	Fat people?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:47,
	
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	 Seems to be girls that aren't getting enough cock for the most part
	Seems to be girls that aren't getting enough cock for the most part
 	
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	 Stunned gets plenty of cock though.
	Stunned gets plenty of cock though.
 	
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	 Yeah, loads.
	Yeah, loads.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49,
	
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	 They should dress more provocatively to entice the rapists
	They should dress more provocatively to entice the rapists
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49,
	
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	 Therapists?
	Therapists?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 Whoa!  Who has been going on about them?
	Whoa!  Who has been going on about them?  
 	Some one said Kit Kat I said - Coconut
- Mint
- Choc Fudge
- Hazelnut
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  I'm fucking mad about Kit Kats.
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	 I've never seen them in the shops around here
	I've never seen them in the shops around here
 	and let me tell you I've looked in literally no places at all
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 You just got raped.
	You just got raped.
 	
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	 i hope this is in context
	i hope this is in context
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 It's not rape if it's contextual.
	It's not rape if it's contextual.
 	Or something.
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	 I've only got about 30 pence worth left now, too.
	I've only got about 30 pence worth left now, too.
 	I've totally just been raped.
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 Kroney
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	 it's not rape if you accidentally enjoy it
	it's not rape if you accidentally enjoy it
 	
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