Well I suppose I'll start a morning thread seeing you halfwits don't seem to be bothered.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21143345

'Can a song really help change the world?'


No of course not. BUT DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?


Alt: Big projects: do you have any at the moment or are planning any for this year?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:45, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wondered who would fold first
*EDIT*Any chance you can include a question?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

ORIGAMI STANDOFF!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:47, Reply)

and poker lolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)

This non-stop rollercoaster of lolz is out of control!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:49, Reply)

All this lolling is almost deafening.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I think we stood back and took stock of what was going on in the world
after the release of Stefan Dennis' Don't it Make You Feel Good?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)

LOL
"David Hasselhoff is on record as saying that he thought his song Looking for Freedom (1989) helped bring down the Berlin Wall. I disagree, but I haven't the heart to tell him." Paul Kachur, Oberheimbach, Germany
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Sam Cooke's A Change Is Gonna Come encouraged the negroes to get uppity.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Baby Huey and the Babysitters' version of that tune is fucking genius.
In case you were wondering.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Having bought that record on your recommendation, I can only agree here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:52, Reply)

It's one of my favourite LPs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I feel I need to make a confession to the group
I like Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2. Sorry. The harmonics The Edge plays are cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I like Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2. Sorry. The harmonics The Edge plays are cool I clearly have no valid opinions on music
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Its only that song
and I did say sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Siometimes 'sorry' really doesn't cover it I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Siometimes you are right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:09, Reply)

uhhh still planning my birthday, does that count?
Also, I'm working on my lab report. it's fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)

It's going to be a long year, if that is going to be the highlight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

nah I take it slowly. looking forward to each thing as it happens.
I have a placement this year too, which I need to organise. As well as finishing my degree, graduation etv. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

It all sounds like a lot of fun.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

aha well I have another 8 months of study before I get to graduate.
but still.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:03, Reply)

It counts, yes.
My mum's 'paaaartner' turns 70 a few days after I turn 40 this year and my mother wants to do something major to celebrate both but I'm not sure what and neither is she. I expect it will be fairly shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

preferably a concert dedicated to you both with massive drugs readily available would be best I think.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

My mum fucking LOVES massive drugs. LOVES 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:04, Reply)

How could a major celebration with a couple of lesbian pensioners possibly be shit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

This is an excellent way to describe such an event.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Carpet licking Olympics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Alt: No, nothing really...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Oh wait...
Have I mentioned my album at all?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)

album?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I don't really talk about it much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I'd remember if you had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I thought he wrote a book and spamed it on QOTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I could start a thread with a MASSIVE picture of the artwork.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:10, Reply)

And I could travel to Coventry to punch you in the face.
No need for either eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:11, Reply)

As if you would ever set foot in Coventry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

He has been "sent to Coventry" on numerous occasions.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:15, Reply)

You should be sent to rehab.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I said no, no, no.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)

The touble with living in Coventry* is there's nowhere to send someone if you don't want to talk to them
*Awaits torrent of Coventry-based abuse
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Milton Keynes?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Lewisham.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

That's just fucking cruel.
No one deserves that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I'll be honest with you, Cap.
That's way down my list of things that are wrong with Coventry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

John Lennon's Imagine
Made me question the very fundaments of what it is to be human.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Imagine ballbag
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Alt:
Stopping contracting & getting a permanent job instead.
Improving the garden.
Refitting one of the bathrooms and redecorating 3 rooms.
Running The Great North Run.
My 40th.

I think that will be enough.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

It can.
When did you last have a holiday that didn't involve ringing and ranging.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

This is an excellent point.
The answer is never. I also invariably steal a small portion of the Netherlands' principal city when taking a vacation. Right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:03, Reply)

The Hague?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)

WIlliam?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Principal, not capital you FUCKING WANKER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

WTN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Rotterdam?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Liverpool or Rome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Song that didn't change THE world, but changed mine, by the way, is Titanium.
Always feel really empowered and like I've got my shit together when I hear it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I love a bit of over baked Gallic "dance" music

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I think that a song can help feed the world!! lol!
Alt: Finalise divorce, Bristol b4sh, turn 40, 3 week holiday to California.

No spare cash this year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)

another B3tan marriage sinks to the depths
are we all so fu8ndamentally unlovable? Who'll be next?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I just hope that having a second child will help to rebuild bridges and bring you and Mrs Ape together.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

You.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)

House move
Renovation, extension, new kitchen, new bathroom, do garden, build BBQ/pizza oven outdoors, plant vegetables/fruit, build new greenhouse, profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Al, give Sporty his login back.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:13, Reply)

lols
100ft garden = free food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

+ a bad back.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Got one already, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)

The latest single from David Bowie has changed the world.
Everybody agrees with Monty, on one thing at least.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)

White legs good, black legs bad?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Enoch Powell's rewrite of Animal Farm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Is that how it goes?
Can't say I've listened to it all the way through.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Alt: I'd quite like to become King of somewhere
The place is less important than the position. Although it shouldn't be somewhere too big, I'm new to this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Have you applied to Syria?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Ooh, no I haven't
Does anyone have their number? Or do they have one of those 'apply online' things?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)

King of Wan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Wouldn't it sound better if it were 'The Wan...
WAIDAMINNIT!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)

All hail...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8UbwKTRT7I
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Jeepers!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

The Isle of Wight?
Someone needs to sort those cunts out and I think you'd do a great job of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)

You mean Isle of White, shurely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I'm three quarters Calkhead, so I stand a good chance of getting in
Thanks Monce...you're the best!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)

One tries one's best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I hear Mali is ripe for regime change at the moment.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Don't do politics, soz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I have a little sick in my stomach as the CEO of one of the most well known venues in europe is standing up infront of all his staff telling them about my wonderful work that I was still changing around 8 minutes ago.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)

You go girl!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Hello Bobbo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Morning monts.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I saw on Facebook this morning that there's a Star Trek fan dating site.
This tops the previous dating site for motorbike fans as my new favourite.

I love the idea so much I might join. Can you imagine anything more awesome than walking into a restaurant, scanning the room for your date and seeing the fat, sweaty mess sitting in the corner in their best Original Series science uniform and Vulcan ears? Romance is NOT dead.

And then of course, when she does see me, she'll turn around and walk back out again. LOL!
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)

LOL indeed!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:32, Reply)

HAHA ONLY JOKING I'D BE WEARING ANDORIAN ANTENNAE!!!!

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Well, we would all then have to set our faces to stunned.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

By this you mean be permanently drunk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Well this may be right up your street then
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/bang-with-friends-the-sex-app-that-helps-you-connect-with-your-facebook-friends-on-a-whole-new-level-8473602.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Hm. There are a few people on my friends list that I haven't slept with yet.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)

That is pretty hilarious.
Also, coincidentally, I'm watching Star Trek Next Gen right now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)

JJ Abrams famous lens flaring effect was inspired by TNG, you know.
Apparently the costume department had to keep re-applying matte foundation to Patrick Stewart's head to reduce the reflected glare from the studio lights. Paramount released a clip to him of the first recording they made of the pilot, before they realised the issue.

Apparently all you could see beyond the blinding glare was Riker's gut and Tasha Yar's penis bulge.

True story.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*



*i don't ghet it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)

stop trying to pull my leg.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

that's his chat up technique
lie on the flooring clutching at wommen's legs, begging
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

i might move house, out to the country and sire another sprog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I hope to God your kids take after their mother.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

It's ok, they're not his kids.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1848310
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

i hope your second vinyl pressing is of poor quality

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It was.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

i feel bad now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

not really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Bullied by Nakers.
Could my day get much worse?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Do people still buy vinyl?
I mean, in the sense that it's actually worth the hassle of mastering, pressing, reviewing, remastering, repressing etc etc?
Not taking the piss - just interested to know if it's commercially viable for a (relatively) small run.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Vinyl has seen a huge resurgence in popularity recently.
But it is not likely to be commercially viable for this release.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Just wondering
I bought Danny Ansell's CD off him recently - it's pretty good. I'll probably get yours too - contrary to popular belief I actually like music!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Thanks for the support.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I think we're alone now by Tiffany changed the world for me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Did she make your pee pee feel all funny?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Pretty much exactly this. She did Playboy don't you know.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I didn't know this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

With a name like that it was always going to happen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Just found the photos. Very disappointing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

The only song to have charted in every decade since the 1960s, fact fans.
/Paul Gambaccini
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Which of you northern types is a member?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4996410.stm
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

everyone from the north is a "member"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

This made me to a loud LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

"in an area from Berwick to York"
Wow!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Breaking news here
From 2006.
I'm pretty sure the main guy was posting on /links for a while.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Wasn't he 'funtube torturer'?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I don't know what this means.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

The list is a travesty.
It fails to include Anti Nowhere Leagues So What.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I agree, it's a travesty
No mention of The Goombay Dance band or Boney M!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I'm totally planning to have a bacon sandwich on saturday morning

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Don't know that song.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I've started a new thread.
You're welcome.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)