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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is quiet.I assume Dozer has started a lolarious music thread or summat.
Can I tempt you with a lunch thread? I'm having a Rustlers microwaved Barbeque Rib burger. I'd like toput this forward as the best thing you can microwave. it's very wrong, but in an enjoyable way, kinda like a pot noodle.
what other foods are wrong but right?
Alt who's the bigger spastic? me for 2.0ing Dozer, or Dozer for having an eppy about it?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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I have the theme tune to Round the Twist in my head.You're welcome.
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Oh man, when did I get this ringing endorsement!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:47,
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excuse me?are you being more of a spaz than usual?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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oh, gotcha, i'd forgotten about thatit was ages back
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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I have La Bamba in mineThis is not good
*trepans*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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I've had Amanda Palmer's "The Killing Type" stuck for DAYSit is turning me into the killing type, I must admit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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I'd just like to point out the political incorrectness of the phrase 'having an eppy'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:47,
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I thought you'd appreciate it especially.if you're actually offended I'll edit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:47,
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I'm not offended in the slightest. Thanks for offering though.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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True, slipping someone a length when they are spazzing out is morally repugnant(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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Years ago, before I started to have seizures, I wondered what it would be like to fuck an epi woman.How would you know the first time you fucked her if she was having an orgasm or a fit?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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There are 100's of different types of seizures.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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.... but not impossible.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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you'd probably wanna get stuck in then trigger the fit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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I just heard this quote I likeI'm too fucking busy, and visa-versa
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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I rather like thoseFine Dining it's not, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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Do you really? I had no idea!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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I try to keep it on the downlowI wouldn't want to be judged on my minor peccadilloes.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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Here's a thing I just learnedput
data:text/html, <html contenteditable>
in the address bar of your browser and voila, that tabs a notepad.
Dead useful, that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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almost as useful as the notepad program...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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As opposed to starting Notepad normally?Or Textpad, etc.?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:13,
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I'm already in my browser and have it as a shortcut on the link barright click on it and BAM I can take notes. As opposed to going to Windows Menu/All Programs/Accessories/Notepad which is often in a different window as well.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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Anyone who 2.0's someone is a woofter, Wilfred. Be a man and take him off ignore.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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i think wilfred is a good name for a shaggy dog(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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but he's really annoyingI'd be happy is I could just blank out his posts, but he radiates gittitude and life's too short.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:02,
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Ignore 2.0 is the best thing that's happend to this place.Stay strong CQ, don't listen to the h8erz
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It's shit, but until i get mod powers and ban people, it'll have to do.(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Can you two not just kiss and make up?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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that's what got us into this a2wful mess in the first plcae(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:16,
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I know.just hoping CHompy will crack and tell us what she did to him yo make him hate her so much.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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I know the full gory story don't you worry CQI might sell it to the BBC fopr next years Eastenders Christmas special
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:23,
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Both sides, or just swipe's?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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just swipes, chompy won't gaz me his so i can't make an informed judgementat present, it doesn't look good for chompy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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Is it as dull as swipe claims?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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Thanks for backing up what swipe said, swipe.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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Gaz me up NakersI was always your chum.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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I'll tell you what people say about you behind you back.....just tell me this, knowing what you do, is swipe's hared justified?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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OK, I trust you judgementChompy is a cunt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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as should you, gaz me your side of the story and I'll make a judgement ending this once and for all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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I think, if it continues to be a public spat, both sides should be posted on here.Then we can have a vote for who is wrong, including a 'none of the above - shut up the pair of you' option.
Then we'll go back to talking about food or summat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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No pills today bedshitter.you could always tell your side, but as you won't I can only assume you are ashamed of your vile actions.
edit: NA may be a stastic, but he's an unbiased spastic
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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haha nice attempt at reverse psychology you twocan we talk about something else yet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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no psychologising hereI genuinely thing he's in the wrong and knows it, hence why he won't say anything.
I also do trust Nakers on this.
but I'm a nosy cunt and want details.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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I don't need to explain myself to a bent spastic and a Steam punk larper.(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Nakers knows everythingif even a bent spastic thinks you're a filthy degenerate, it's good enough for me.
bedshitter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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Nakkers knows nothing, only one person knew both sides of the story and they left because swipe pissed them off.(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)
i know swipes side, that's itunless you can refute her testimony then...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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he can'tbecause whatever he puts will highlight the fact that he DID NOT BEHAVE NICELY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:49,
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Just post it here and then CQ will delete the thread afterwards.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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haha this entire subthread is comedy gold, from the guy who actually whined to a mod that i should never be allowed to comment on him or his posts EVERpsychopompous is so blissfully unself-aware.
i would post what he did and let people make their own minds up, but it's simply far far too dull.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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Why can't you shut up about him? It really has got fucking boring.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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hang oni wasn't even here! i click on the site and he is going on about banning me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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You are both as bad as each other. FACT.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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nopesure, about tedious postings on here you are correct. but in real life? i behaved extremely generously and had it thrown back in my face. which i swallowed and continued to be pleasant, UNTIL i found out he'd slagged me off to a mutual friend. at which point i snapped and called him on being a cunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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y'know what would really annoy him?telling everyone what he's done.
the filthy bedshitter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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i don't want to annoy himi just want him to fuck off and never come back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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won't happenhe might conceivably get hounded off the board though...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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Thing is, there are people who like him.And they include people who like you too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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but they might not if they knew what he did.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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shut it stumpythis is more fun than anything else happening today.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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So do I. But this is just dull.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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oh go onconsidering some of the things people get relentlessly trolled for even dull stuff is good.
he's the bedshitter isn't he?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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She's got tits and you don'tmight not be a popular move.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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The reason why you want to ban someone is precisely why you should never be allowed to be a mod.Being a site moderator is not about making the site your personal property where you can ban people just because you dislike them.
Grow up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:12,
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srs post is srsI'd ban you staright away
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:12,
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They're both as bad as each other.It's fucking pathetic and we end up with two threads running simultaneously at times, simply because neither of them are capable of behaving like adults.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:14,
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I always check if she's started a thread before I make one.And also what should I do, if I unignore her she will be constantly viscious to me as she has been for the last few years. I don't see why I have to see that.
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cos it's entertaining to the rest of us?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:17,
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You really come across as a prick when you go on about Swipe & 2.0.As does she when she does the same about you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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As do you, when you try to be some sort of beacon of calm and reason ONLINE.Chill yo tits Mr Angry.
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I'm bored, not angry.Sick of bloody Poland.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:20,
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it's for people who know they are wrong and terrible awful human beingsso run away rather than face up to it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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Wrong but right - Tinned oxtail soupWho's the bigger spastic? I dunno, how tall are each of you?
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oh, that'll be me then, by a good 4 inches.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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Alt: You are both spastics.2.0 is bent, but Dozer has some sort of narcissistic personality disorder, so if he wasn't banging on about you ignoring him he'd find something else instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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sounds agbout rightI'm mostly doing it because I know that ignoring him is the worst thing you can do to him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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It's really notNegative attention is still attention.
You're even posting about the fact that you have him on ignore.
This is all making him tumescent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:06,
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oh well off he comes thenI always follow your advice tangles.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:08,
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It is to your credit.Good work on the delete, by the way.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:17,
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ahh, yes, I'd better get to that....(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:21,
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It always has more impact if you wait until people have posted loads.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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I dun my pooit smelt like my dad's used to when i was little
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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I do shits like my father too.I think it's to do with being a parent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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blue crab dip is phenomenalBut like crack
Evil delicious crack
Alt I'm not here often enough to know what 2.0 is, other than ignore, but if it helps you to not be a spasticated shitcunt then by all means
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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you taste itAnd you will die and go to heaven but not really cause you would be alive but it is an orgasm of the mouth
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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I googled and relalised that it isn't blue, so it's that weird reallysoz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:13,
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it's a shity ignore thingwhere I can't see his posts and he can't see mine, except I gather he can log oput and see mineand ever somehoe post replies,, it's all a bit shit really i'd just like to see hit posts blanked or summat.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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Simple get a marker pen and redact the offending posts on your screen(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:08,
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weee!i've been doing fun medicine because my back was hurting, but now it's not so no excuse to get high. :(
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:22,
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they say if you need to find an excuse then it's a problemSo if you just do it cause you want to, that's probably fine
That being said I didn't really take anything heavy, just tramadol, because my teeth hurt from my retainer
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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Having someone on 2.0 and being upset about being 2.0 is a lot like competing in the 'special' Olympics. Win or lose, you're both spastics.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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not quiteif the person ignoring you is a prolific twat, you miss out on a lot of other people's stuff.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:08,
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but I told everyone else about my lunch in the last thread, And I don't want to repeat myself.
Was there an eppy? Did I I miss some lol drama?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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Do as your fucking well told or I swear to me you'll get the belt again(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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alright solicitor frissey. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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New thread timeBored of this one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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