Just for this thread
I'd like to suspend the normal piss-taking, bullying and inevitable strikethroughlolz and hope all goes well for Monty (and his daughter) today.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 7:49, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He might* be a cunt
But he's our cunt.

No doubt Blair would describe him as 'the peoples cunt'.

Good luck you festering tramp.



* he really is you know
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 7:50, Reply)

Excuse me pal
I'm the 'cunt of hearts' if you don't mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:04, Reply)

Why is this thread written in foreign?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:03, Reply)

thanks Lokesy you ham-handed oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:05, Reply)

Agreed.
It's rotten to go through this kind of thing, I know and I've not had one hundredth the rough ride he's had which his psycho exe.

Good Luck Monty, my lithium addled thoughts are with you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:06, Reply)

This post is so gay that it's probably going to marry itself.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:20, Reply)

But if it did marry
it wouldn't be able to divorce itself on the grounds of adultery with another thread of the same sex.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Gayer than Darth snowballing Louis Spence.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Is this a return to the off topic of yore?
Perhaps The Resident Loon will return now that we are all fluffy and have vanquished the /talk v2.0 bullies?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Shit off cockstick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)

That's more like it.
Prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I do to

( Peej, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

+o

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

You are going to wear a suit?
You'll look like a princess holding a navvy's cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Shirt and suit jacket, plus jeans.
I look like a 'new media' wanker making an announcement about my new pop-up venture in Clerkenwell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)

this is what i look like every day :o(
good luck today moi luvver
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I've been away, someone give me a 'previously on off topic'
Titties
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

People called each other names
the end.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I have a mediation meeting re access to my kid today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Good luck pal.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Thanks brah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I would like to be associated with the sentiments of this thread
Except the ones hat imply Monty is anything other than a horrendous cunt,


Good luck, Montington.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Thank you b3thany

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I would like to wish Boyce esq. the very best of British.
whilst, of course, pointing out that he is a terrible cunt.

It'll go fine Monts, I'm sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Good luck Monters
You could always mention at the mediation that you have the (not inconsiderable) weight of the internet behind you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Yes, pulling up these pages as some sort of character reference is surely going to stand him in good stead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I can't see one single way in which it could go wrong, tangles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

i might have a video of him singing "sexy toddler"
which could only help matters?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

YES
LOTS AND LOTS OF LUCK

I HOPE THE MEDIATOR SLAYS THE EVIL DRAGON BITCH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

xxxx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)